Debriefing

Riz · 11-19-2006, 08:04 AM

Hello, my name is Riz.

For some time now, FanHost members have unknowingly been participants in a psychological experiment. The nature of this experiment cannot be revealed, nor can the end date. At this moment in time, it is imperative that said members know that they are part of the experiment.

Posting in this thread is allowed, but it is of utmost importance that nobody quotes this post. Failure to comply with these wishes could lead to catastrophic results.

Further instructions will be given at a later time.

Thank you for your time and involvement.

Blackmask · 11-19-2006, 08:53 AM

Quote:

Posting in this thread is allowed

I'm wondering if I should lock this thread just to make this comment giving permission redundant.

SilverSpoon · 11-19-2006, 09:06 AM

I hope I gain spider powers!

I'll call myself...DAREDEVIL!

Blackmask · 11-19-2006, 09:48 AM

Spider powers have already been given out. There can only be so many human spiders in the world before things become just a little silly.

SilverSpoon · 11-19-2006, 09:55 AM

Who else has them?

Blackmask · 11-19-2006, 09:56 AM

Spiderman? Just a guess, but I think there's some subtle hint in his name.

SilverSpoon · 11-19-2006, 09:58 AM

So one is more than enough? I'll have a different name.

Blackmask · 11-19-2006, 10:01 AM

Isn't there also a spidergirl? You are the comic geek, surely you know these things.

SilverSpoon · 11-19-2006, 10:19 AM

Well, Spider-Girl is an alternate universe thing. There's Spider Woman, though.

Riz · 11-19-2006, 10:21 AM

Non-Lost fans get the Fonzarelli thumbs down.

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Originally Posted by Blackmask

I'm wondering if I should lock this thread just to make this comment giving permission redundant.

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SilverSpoon · 11-19-2006, 10:44 AM

I hate TV dramas!

Blackmask · 11-19-2006, 10:47 AM

Well clearly if spider humans are overflowing into alternate universes then this universe has quite enough of them.

**Jocasta** · 11-19-2006, 11:24 AM

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but it is of utmost importance that nobody quotes this post. Failure to comply with these wishes could lead to catastrophic results.

What was that?

Riz · 11-19-2006, 11:29 AM

The questions that would be burning away inside me: did I want you to quote the post? Was it reverse psychology? A Matrix Reloaded-like trickery that fooled you into thinking you had the power?

Analysis for the three of you will follow later.

**Jocasta** · 11-19-2006, 11:38 AM

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Analysis for the three of you will follow later.

How exciting. Where are my spidey powers?

SilverSpoon · 11-19-2006, 12:56 PM

The Matrix Reloaded was garbage.

All experiments should end with someone gaining super powers. Even if it's just a psychological experiment.

Kashie · 11-19-2006, 02:35 PM

If you guys can have spider powers, then I want 'em too.

Riz · 11-19-2006, 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Jocasta

How exciting. Where are my spidey powers?

You don't get spidey powers. You've got feminist powers instead, which are far more poisonous.

Now for the exciting analysis.

BLACKMASK: You're constantly battling between the contradictory part of yourself that wants to be both in and against authority. You quote the post when you're told not to, but you quote a different part of the post. While going against authority, you simultaneously stamp your own authority by mentioning your modship.

SILVERSPOON: You mask your fear of realising your potential by playing the wacky kid who can't fathom the thought of being serious, even though there's a deepeness that boils beneath you. Nobody likes things like Star Wars or comic books and doesn't think about the deeper things in life because that's exactly what they're metaphors for. You make an irreverent off-topic comment about comic books not realising it reveals much about your character.

Don't be scared, man. Reach for the stars. The clouds'll break your fall if you don't make it.

JOCASTA: So conditioned to go against the status quo that she'll be 'naughty' even when someone else has already made the same joke. Acts on impulse and has no ability to think more than 5 minutes into the future. She was told the results would be catastrophic and still could't control herself! She's just killed us all because she can't follow orders!!

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**MissyO** · 11-19-2006, 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Riz

Further instructions will be given at a later time.

Thank you for your time and involvement.

So what's the next bit?

Oh, BTW you forgot to profile the wonderful Miss Kashie while you were doing the others.

And thank you, too, for whatever the hell you're doing.

SilverSpoon · 11-19-2006, 04:47 PM

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Nobody likes things like Star Wars or comic books and doesn't think about the deeper things in life

Haha, what the ****? I just like space battles and lightsabers.

Spidey powers were only off-topic to a certain extent. You mentioned experiment, which made me think of how Spidey got his powers. Spidey powers go hand-in-hand with experiments.

THWIP! THWIP! SNIKT!

11-19-2006, 08:04 AM	#1 (permalink)
Riz The Inner Light Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 398 My Profile	Debriefing Hello, my name is Riz. For some time now, FanHost members have unknowingly been participants in a psychological experiment. The nature of this experiment cannot be revealed, nor can the end date. At this moment in time, it is imperative that said members know that they are part of the experiment. Posting in this thread is allowed, but it is of utmost importance that nobody quotes this post. Failure to comply with these wishes could lead to catastrophic results. Further instructions will be given at a later time. Thank you for your time and involvement.

11-19-2006, 12:56 PM	#16 (permalink)
SilverSpoon Kamen Rider Kiva Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: www.canofnothing.com Posts: 7,555	The Matrix Reloaded was garbage. All experiments should end with someone gaining super powers. Even if it's just a psychological experiment. Last edited by SilverSpoon : 11-19-2006 at 12:57 PM.

11-19-2006, 02:35 PM	#17 (permalink)
Kashie Bunny Gooz Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: dk Posts: 2,060 My Profile	If you guys can have spider powers, then I want 'em too. Last edited by Kashie : 11-19-2006 at 02:37 PM.

11-19-2006, 09:06 AM	#3 (permalink)
SilverSpoon Kamen Rider Kiva Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: www.canofnothing.com Posts: 7,555	I hope I gain spider powers! I'll call myself...DAREDEVIL!

11-19-2006, 09:48 AM	#4 (permalink)
Blackmask Protector of Inanity Join Date: May 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 6,158 My Profile	Spider powers have already been given out. There can only be so many human spiders in the world before things become just a little silly.

11-19-2006, 09:55 AM	#5 (permalink)
SilverSpoon Kamen Rider Kiva Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: www.canofnothing.com Posts: 7,555	Who else has them?

11-19-2006, 09:56 AM	#6 (permalink)
Blackmask Protector of Inanity Join Date: May 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 6,158 My Profile	Spiderman? Just a guess, but I think there's some subtle hint in his name.

11-19-2006, 09:58 AM	#7 (permalink)
SilverSpoon Kamen Rider Kiva Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: www.canofnothing.com Posts: 7,555	So one is more than enough? I'll have a different name.

11-19-2006, 10:01 AM	#8 (permalink)
Blackmask Protector of Inanity Join Date: May 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 6,158 My Profile	Isn't there also a spidergirl? You are the comic geek, surely you know these things.

11-19-2006, 10:19 AM	#9 (permalink)
SilverSpoon Kamen Rider Kiva Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: www.canofnothing.com Posts: 7,555	Well, Spider-Girl is an alternate universe thing. There's Spider Woman, though.

11-19-2006, 10:44 AM	#11 (permalink)
SilverSpoon Kamen Rider Kiva Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: www.canofnothing.com Posts: 7,555	I hate TV dramas!

11-19-2006, 10:47 AM	#12 (permalink)
Blackmask Protector of Inanity Join Date: May 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 6,158 My Profile	Well clearly if spider humans are overflowing into alternate universes then this universe has quite enough of them.

11-19-2006, 11:29 AM	#14 (permalink)
Riz The Inner Light Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 398 My Profile	The questions that would be burning away inside me: did I want you to quote the post? Was it reverse psychology? A Matrix Reloaded-like trickery that fooled you into thinking you had the power? Analysis for the three of you will follow later.

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