The Can of Nothing presents: I Hate TV!

SilverSpoon · 08-02-2006, 11:54 AM

I Hate TV! (Quicktime 7 required)
3 minutes 42 seconds

Starring Derek Achoy
Written and Directed by SilverSpoon

Alternatively, there is this link on YouTube in case you're feeling lazy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DFDhQMa5HA

As well as the uncensored version as a bonus:
I Hate TV! Uncensored! (Quicktime 7 required)

Since I've been working on my extensive Batman series lately and haven't released anything, I decided to do a really short but fun movie to break the long gap. First episode of Batman should be done within a month or so, by the way! So anyway, here is "I Hate TV!" It's about a guy who wants to watch The Simpsons, and has very strong emotional responses towards the results of his television endeavours.

The "censored" version is the real version of this movie, by the way. It was originally envisioned that way, and I never even wrote out all the curse words in the script. But the uncensored one is there in case you enjoy it more that way! Except that there are no extra clips of the shoot at the end. Enjoy!

Jeff · 08-02-2006, 11:59 AM

uhh....

**MSFixR** · 08-02-2006, 12:22 PM

Hmmmmmmmmmm, I'm speechless.

**Bill5461** · 08-02-2006, 12:35 PM

That's 3 minutes and 42 seconds of my life that I will never get back

darko. · 08-02-2006, 12:45 PM

our conversations were gold. but did you listen to me? did you film them? NO

and this is what you're left with.

SilverSpoon · 08-02-2006, 12:56 PM

I still have them, don't worry. I just forgot about them.

BlackWolf · 08-02-2006, 11:04 PM

The parts where he's making up with the TV are strangely uncomfortable.

**MissyO** · 08-03-2006, 05:29 AM

Lmao. Sadly, I've acted just like that myself when those f#ckers at programing don't show a new Simpsons ep when they've promised they will....

**Jocasta** · 08-03-2006, 06:52 AM

Wow, Derek's acting is really.... yeah, like serious acting.

SilverSpoon · 08-03-2006, 08:41 AM

You can catch Derek on broadway this month in an extended theatre production of I Hate TV! Well worth the money.

darko. · 08-03-2006, 08:57 AM

will he be completely nude?

SilverSpoon · 08-03-2006, 08:21 PM

Most likely. Same with the TV.

SilverSpoon · 08-04-2006, 08:15 AM

Bump.

**Jocasta** · 08-04-2006, 08:29 AM

Quote:

will he be completely nude?

And making farm animal noises?

Jeff · 08-04-2006, 09:31 AM

bump... ha ha that made me laugh!

come on... no bumping. stop forcing people to watch you movie. )

SilverSpoon · 08-04-2006, 09:40 AM

Why? They must watch it. There's no more Creative Expression forum where this thread can sit comfortably at the top, so I need to bump it amongst all the other crap here. I also need as much exposure as possible. And you're all my buddies, so you're supposed to support me.

Jeff · 08-04-2006, 10:08 AM

i support you.

SilverSpoon · 08-04-2006, 10:19 AM

Everyone else has to now.

darko. · 08-04-2006, 10:33 AM

WE SUPPORT YOU! WE SUPPORT YOU! GOOBLE GOBBLE! GOOBLE GOBBLE!
ONE OF US! ONE OF US!

Jeff · 08-04-2006, 10:37 AM

you forgot the blah blah blah blah at the end of that darko...

08-02-2006, 11:54 AM	#1 (permalink)
SilverSpoon Kamen Rider Kiva Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: www.canofnothing.com Posts: 7,550	The Can of Nothing presents: I Hate TV! I Hate TV! (Quicktime 7 required) 3 minutes 42 seconds Starring Derek Achoy Written and Directed by SilverSpoon Alternatively, there is this link on YouTube in case you're feeling lazy. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DFDhQMa5HA As well as the uncensored version as a bonus: I Hate TV! Uncensored! (Quicktime 7 required) Since I've been working on my extensive Batman series lately and haven't released anything, I decided to do a really short but fun movie to break the long gap. First episode of Batman should be done within a month or so, by the way! So anyway, here is "I Hate TV!" It's about a guy who wants to watch The Simpsons, and has very strong emotional responses towards the results of his television endeavours. The "censored" version is the real version of this movie, by the way. It was originally envisioned that way, and I never even wrote out all the curse words in the script. But the uncensored one is there in case you enjoy it more that way! Except that there are no extra clips of the shoot at the end. Enjoy!

08-02-2006, 11:59 AM	#2 (permalink)
Jeff The Former Owner - now just a poster! Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 3,169 My Profile	uhh....

08-02-2006, 12:22 PM	#3 (permalink)
MSFixR Science Boy Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Dante's Inferno, Circle 4 Posts: 9,585 My Profile	Hmmmmmmmmmm, I'm speechless.

08-02-2006, 12:35 PM	#4 (permalink)
Bill5461 Scarlett Mod Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Upstate New York Posts: 12,717 My Profile	That's 3 minutes and 42 seconds of my life that I will never get back

08-02-2006, 12:45 PM	#5 (permalink)
darko. Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: shlums 'o shaolin Posts: 2,115	our conversations were gold. but did you listen to me? did you film them? NO and this is what you're left with.

08-02-2006, 12:56 PM	#6 (permalink)
SilverSpoon Kamen Rider Kiva Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: www.canofnothing.com Posts: 7,550	I still have them, don't worry. I just forgot about them.

08-02-2006, 11:04 PM	#7 (permalink)
BlackWolf Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 28,119 My Profile	The parts where he's making up with the TV are strangely uncomfortable.

08-03-2006, 05:29 AM	#8 (permalink)
MissyO Perennially Disgruntled Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Sydney Posts: 4,201 My Profile	Lmao. Sadly, I've acted just like that myself when those f#ckers at programing don't show a new Simpsons ep when they've promised they will....

08-03-2006, 06:52 AM	#9 (permalink)
Jocasta Love Charlie Babbitt Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Shaftesbury Avenue Posts: 18,617 My Profile	Wow, Derek's acting is really.... yeah, like serious acting.

08-03-2006, 08:41 AM	#10 (permalink)
SilverSpoon Kamen Rider Kiva Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: www.canofnothing.com Posts: 7,550	You can catch Derek on broadway this month in an extended theatre production of I Hate TV! Well worth the money.

08-03-2006, 08:57 AM	#11 (permalink)
darko. Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: shlums 'o shaolin Posts: 2,115	will he be completely nude?

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08-03-2006, 08:21 PM	#12 (permalink)
SilverSpoon Kamen Rider Kiva Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: www.canofnothing.com Posts: 7,550	Most likely. Same with the TV.

08-04-2006, 08:15 AM	#13 (permalink)
SilverSpoon Kamen Rider Kiva Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: www.canofnothing.com Posts: 7,550	Bump.

08-04-2006, 09:31 AM	#15 (permalink)
Jeff The Former Owner - now just a poster! Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 3,169 My Profile	bump... ha ha that made me laugh! come on... no bumping. stop forcing people to watch you movie. )

08-04-2006, 09:40 AM	#16 (permalink)
SilverSpoon Kamen Rider Kiva Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: www.canofnothing.com Posts: 7,550	Why? They must watch it. There's no more Creative Expression forum where this thread can sit comfortably at the top, so I need to bump it amongst all the other crap here. I also need as much exposure as possible. And you're all my buddies, so you're supposed to support me.

08-04-2006, 10:08 AM	#17 (permalink)
Jeff The Former Owner - now just a poster! Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 3,169 My Profile	i support you.

08-04-2006, 10:19 AM	#18 (permalink)
SilverSpoon Kamen Rider Kiva Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: www.canofnothing.com Posts: 7,550	Everyone else has to now.

08-04-2006, 10:33 AM	#19 (permalink)
darko. Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: shlums 'o shaolin Posts: 2,115	WE SUPPORT YOU! WE SUPPORT YOU! GOOBLE GOBBLE! GOOBLE GOBBLE! ONE OF US! ONE OF US!

08-04-2006, 10:37 AM	#20 (permalink)
Jeff The Former Owner - now just a poster! Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 3,169 My Profile	you forgot the blah blah blah blah at the end of that darko...