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| J.R. welcomes us to the sold-out American Airlines Center, saying there are over sixteen thousand fans on hand. He's sitting next to Mick Foley, who shills the fact that every match has the potential to crown a new champion tonight. * The Miz & John Morrison {C} v. Fit Finlay & Hornswoggle (Tag Team Title Match) Slow-mo' hair blow as usual for the champs, Irish music and good times for the challengers. The bell rings at 7:08 and we're underway as J.R. reminds us many fans may be watching on Sky Box Office in Europe. Finlay and Morrison to start. Finlay knocks him down with authority and lays into him with forearms, drops him with a clothesline and makes the first cover of the contest. Finlay gets posted and rolls out. Morrison tries to give chase but Finlay yanks the apron out and Morrison splays his legs on either side of the Night of Champions banner. Hornswoggle comes over to help Finlay, the champs chase after him then throw him in the ring, he bows up to them by throwing down his coat, then padre Finlay and him start running wild and the father throws his son into each one before they do a double sitout to the chests of their respective opponents. Finlay is still legal though and he takes a dropkick and a double gutbuster. Miz is legal for his team and is working him over with Morrison's help, and it's all quick tags to cut off the ring and wear Fit Finlay down. Hornswoggle gets the tag and actually manages a headscissor and a bulldog on Miz before Morrison makes the save with a cheap blow. Miz pulls up Horny only to punch him down. Finlay comes over to make the save and the ref kicks him out. J.R. and Foley call it "schoolyard bullyism" as Morrison tags back in. As Horny gets double-teamed he starts to make a comeback by punching each man before Miz clotheslines him. The ref ushers Morrison out so apparently Miz got the tag. Miz sets up Horny in the corner and goes for a flying splash to the corner, but Horny jumps out of the way. He crawls for the tag but Morrison is tagged in and cuts him off before he can get there. Morrison picks him up, walks over to Finlay's corner, taunts Finlay, and Horny starts to elbow Morrison in the face to get free. He dives under Morrison's legs and makes the hot tag! "BUSINESS IS PICKING UP." Celtic Cross. Tadpole splash coming from the now legal Horny... oh no. Finlay gets knocked down off the apron by an elbow from Miz, Morrison throws Horny off the top and covers him for three. WINNERS AND STILL TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: MORRISON AND MIZ. The retaining champs gloat as Finlay checks on his son in the ring. J.R. throws the commentary over to Jerry Lawler and Michael Cole. The two discuss the "historic" implications of Cena and Triple H facing off and we get highlight clips from WrestleMania 22 (and happily I was there for that match) before throwing us to a text messaging poll and the next match. * Matt Hardy {C} v. Chavo Guerrero (United States Title Match) Bam Neely comes out with Chavo and Sign Guy holds up a sign that reads "BAM HELPS CHAVO WIPE." Why his signs weren't that good at Judgment Day I'll never know. Matt Hardy comes out to the usual tremendous pop. J.R. and Foley are doing the commentary again as Foley tells us Dallas is very nostalgic for him as he won his first ever professional wrestling title here 19 years ago. Chavo tries to lock up with Hardy early, but he turns a side headlock into a shoulder tackle. Chavo backs off and offers him mock applause. The two lock up again and Chavo gets a basic side headlock takeover, but Matt is quickly back to his feet. Matt takes an arm, whips him to the corner, hits a scoop slam and drops an elbow for a one count. High back bodydrop gets a big pop but Chavo uses a low blow to take control and start to pick apart a leg. Not surprisingly a CHAVO SUCKS chant breaks out. Chavo is in control now and continues to "dissect the left leg" as noted by good ol' J.R. Chavo snaps his neck off the top rope but Hardy recovers quickly and goes for a swanton - nobody home. Chavo goes right back to the attack but Hardy recovers quickly again and hits clotheslines. Elbow and a two count. Foley says that a lot of Hardy's offense involves the leg that Hardy has been working on. Backslide attempt misses and Hardy hits a Side Effect for 2.8! Hardy climbs the ropes, wobbles a bit, hits an anvil for a two count. Chavo goes back on offense and puts the injured leg in a half Boston crab to try and make Matt tap. Hardy gets to the ropes. DDT and a kickout. Hardy is tripped up and put into the half Boston crab again right in the middle of the ring. Hardy once again escapes, getting a right hand on the ropes. A chorus of boos as Chavo starts the 3 Amigos, but Matt finally counters out with a Twist of Fate and covers for three! WINNER AND STILL UNITED STATES CHAMPION: MATT HARDY. We go back to Lawler and Cole who throw to highlights from Monday night Raw, including McMahon giving away the million and the set collapsing on him at the end of the show. It was quite obvious that McMahon had a big pocket of the stage to fall into during the live show and that no part of the set came close to hitting him, but they're laying it on thick and heavy in the editing to make it look as realistic as possible. It's ironic that McMahon told J.R. that he "risked his life" and "ruined his son-in-law's life" by moving him to Smackdown when neither thing is in any way true. He made HIS life better by not having to give away a million of his own money every week and made Triple H's life better by giving him Tuesday tapings so he could travel with Steph. Time for another title match! * Kane {C} v. Mark Henry v. The Big Show (ECW Title Match) Henry comes out first. I'm calling it right now, Henry is your new ECW Champion. Big Show comes out next and Mike Adamle says he needs no introduction - certainly not from Adamle anyway! Raw's only world champion (currently) comes out last with his usual pyro and ballyhoo. Tazz notes that the ring should be reinforced with that much weight in it at one time. We get the official championship introduction from Tony Chimel, who puts over Big Show first, Henry second (claiming he's only 392 pounds) and the champion Kane last. Kane starts slugging both men before Henry splashes Big Show in the corner. Big Show eventually recovers to clothesline Kane, then give him a headbutt. Big Show works him over in the corner with punches. Show charges and Kane gives him a snap DDT for two. Adamle compares the action to Jurassic Park. Kane spills out to the floor and Henry stalks him as the ref starts his count. Replay shows Show tossing him over the top rope and Kane is selling his left knee on the floor. Henry and Big Show lock up and try to push each other in a test of strength before breaking apart. The two circle each other and charge in again for a lock up. Show shoves Henry into the ropes but the two collide on the rebound and neither move an inch. Third lockup and Show quickly takes a side headlock. Henry shoots him off and Show knocks him down with a shoulder tackle. Scoop slam by Show! "HAVE MERCY" screams Adamle. Officials on the outside are checking on Kane's injury to make it look legit. Kane is slowly crawling towards the apron as Show is in full control of Henry, and Adamle tells us that Kane waved away the help of the doctors. Show goes for the chokeslam but Henry fights it off. Double clothesline! Kane finally gets back to the apron and goes up to the top rope! Flying punch to Henry. Blows to Show. Kane shoves Henry into the corner then starts running back and forth between corners with clotheslines to both men, before Henry catches him in a bearhug. Kane fights him off into a straight boot from Show, and then both Kane and Show hit Henry with a double chokeslam. Show goes for the cover and Kane fights him off, then vice versa. Kane and Show duke it out as Henry is down and out. Kane goes to the top rope but jumps off straight into a chokeslam from Big Show... but Kane kicks out at two!!! Henry is still out as Show hooks the leg for another near fall. Show goes out to the apron and heads for the top rope as Kane sits up. Kane comes over, hooks Big Show for a superplex and connects, but Mark Henry jumps on with a 400 pounds splash and steals the pin! WINNER AND NEW ECW CHAMPION: THE WORLD'S STRONGEST MAN, MARK HENRY. Henry shows off his title belt to Tazz and Adamle and walks up the ramp with a huge smile on his face, holding the belt up in victory. Congratulations to Mark Henry on his first ever world championship and for becoming the new #1 man on the ECW brand. Adamle promises that more champions will be crowned tonight as he tosses the commentary back to J.R. and Foley. We go backstage for an interview, and Batista says he plans to bring a title back to Raw because he's not leaving empty-handed tonight. "I'm gonna be the MAN, on Monday night Raw." John Cena walks up and welcomes him to the program, but says after tonight he won't be the only championon the brand. CM Punk welcomes them BOTH to Raw, holds up the briefcase, and says he's finding it awfully heavy... suggesting he might lighten his burden by cashing it in. * Hardcore Holly & Cody Rhodes {C} v. Ted DiBiase Jr. & TBD (World Tag Team Title Match) The champions come out first. "BOB'S CHOPHOUSE: SO GOOD IT HURTS." Thanks Sign Guy. Next out comes Ted DiBiase! Automatic love in DJ's Dugout for any man named DiBiase (Omaha is his father's hometown y'know). Before Garcia can introduce his partner, DiBiase asks if they can postpone the match for ten minutes, or reschedule it for later tonight. The crowd boos him again and again. Mike says he won't forfeit, so go ahead and start the match without his partner... he'll go solo for a bit. Mike still has the mic when the bell rings, Cody comes out, and DiBiase says NO... I want Hardcore Holly. Rhodes motions for him to come in... then he clotheslines his own partner! DiBiase welcomes his officialpartner CODY RHODES. DiBiase throws him around, makes the cover, and picks up the win. YOUR NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS - TED DIBIASE AND CODY RHODES. I love it. I called this on the podcast. I said Rhodes should turn on his partner and join up with the new blood! Replay shows Rhodes wiping out Hardcore Holly, tagging DiBiase, and DiBiase hitting the Russian leg sweep and covering for three. THE NEW GENERATION MAKING A STATEMENT AT NIGHT OF CHAMPIONS BABY. We go to Todd Grisham in a luxury suite with JBL. Bradshaw: "We're in MY luxury suite at the American Airlines Center, and the audacity of holding a PPV and calling it Night of Champions in a state that has yearned for a champion since I left, explain that to me. Explain why JBL would not have a match on this PPV." Grisham: "That's because you're not a champion." JBL is incredulous. You suck chants follow. Bradshaw: "In a failing economy where people are too stupid to realize you can't buy what you can't afford and are losing their own homes, JBL owns his own home and is the CEO of a successful company. With Mr. McMahon being incapacitated, I am the richest man in World Wrestling Entertainment. That makes me a champion, a champion in life. No one else can say that, except maybe for Mark Cuban. As I look around I don't see any championship banners. When JBL left Texas, championships stopped being produced. Dallas has produced nothing but massive failures. The Dallas Cowboys, the so-called America's Team, go to the playoffs and... choke. They choke for a reason, because they choke to the city of champions, JBL's city, New York City. My New York Giants! As far as me being a champion goes, it's not a matter of if, but when." * Chris Jericho Promo Jericho: "As the record holding eight time and current IC champion, I was told to come out here tonight and defend against a surprise opponent. Much to your chagrin and I'll tell you who it's not going to be - HBK, Shawn Michaels." Jericho lets the crowd heat for him build. "Chant it all you want, he's not going to be here. He can't be bothered to take a 30 minute flight here because he has some sort of eye injury. As a role model to millions, I show up every night. I show up injured or not. I perform with a broken arm. I've missed my own children's birthday parties to perform for you people. You don't deserve it! You don't appreciate it! Unlike all of you, I'm an honest man. No matter who my opponent is I will have vindication. I'm not here to Save Us any more, I'm here to Save Me from all of you." KOFI KINGSTON'S MUSIC HITS. * Chris Jericho {C} v. Kofi Kingston (Intercontinental Championship Title Match) The bell rings and Jericho has no idea what to make of Kingston's unorthodox stance, but after a moment he shoves him into the corner and gives him a slap. The normally jovial Kingston has a sour look on his face for a moment, but only a moment. He charges Jericho's corner and Y2J ducks under the ropes. Jericho gets a side headlock takedown and Kingston pushes him off to get back to his feet. Kingston breaks the grip but Jericho knocks him down coming off the ropes then puts a boot in his face on the canvas. Kingston slumps in the corner as Y2J gives chase. Kingston makes a comeback with uppercuts and Jericho bails out to the floor. Kingston throws him back in and goes for a high cross lateral press that gets two. Lawler says Jericho's eyes got wide when he saw Kingston flying on Air Jamaica. Jericho recovers and dumps Kingston over the ropes to the floor when he was trying to punch Y2J on his shoulders. Cade is over by Lawler and Cole, watching the match, wearing a sharp suit. Jericho is in control now and is working over Kingston in the corner. Jericho tries to hook him for a suplex over the apron back to the inside. Kingston nearly reverses it but Y2J gets the upperhand and hits it, hooking the leg for a two count. Y2J stretches him out over a knee and the crowd wills Kingston back into it, but it doesn't last as Jericho nails him with a beautiful dropkick. Cole puts over Pat Patterson as the first IC champ. Jericho lays Kingston on the rope and jumps on, and Cole says he buried a knee into Kingston's neck. Kingston tries to hit the ropes but Y2J catches him in an ABDOMINAL STRETCH. Love that ab stretch! After holding it for a long time, Kingston finally fights out of it with a desparation hiptoss. Jericho is still in control though, putting Kingston on the ropes, clubbing his back. Jericho goes up behind him. Kingston reverses and jumps off and covers Jericho for two. Kingston's big comeback begins! Lawler says he's wobbly on his feet from Kingston driving his head into the mat. BO! BO! BO! No! Jericho reverses into the Walls, but Kingston nearly reverses it into a schoolboy for three. Kingston makes another quick cover for 2.9. Big boot to the face by Jericho and Kingston is down briefly, but Kingston hits a head scissor and makes another cover for 2.9999. Jericho takes control again, hits the Lionsault, and locks in the Walls of Jericho. Kingston is struggling... Shawn Michaels hits the ring and superkicks Cade! Michaels jumps up to the apron and Jericho knocks him off, but Kingston nails Jericho with his trademark headkick and covers for three! WINNER AND NEW INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION: KOFI KINGSTON. An elated Kofi Kingston makes his way up the ramp with the belt, but Shawn Michaels is down at ringside. Officials are helping him up. Lawler says he didn't see how Michaels landed. A replay would be helpful. Cole says he smacked into the announce table when he was knocked off by Y2J. Michaels eye is all taped up. Jericho follows him up the ramp and four officials come out to get in his way and keep the two men apart. Jericho breaks through them and hits Michaels right in the injured eye. Michaels rolls around on the entrance ramp, writhing in pain. Another heavy post-match angle to build up the HBK injury even further and add fuel to the fire of an eventual blowoff match between the two men. The replay finally shows that Jericho speared him off the apron, gloated at the injured Michaels, and that's when Kingston hit him with the Jamaican buzzsaw for the win. We go backstage to Edge and Vickie and the crowd in DJ's Dugout loudly boos. Edge cuts a promo on Hawkins and Ryder and says he won't need their help to win tonight. "With that, I'll leave Batista beaten and empty-handed!" Don't believe it for a second - the Edgeheads will come out in the match, I guarantee. Cole puts over their official sponsor Gilette Fusion when we go back to the announce table, and Lawler throws to a commercial with Vince McMahon and John Cena. McMahon demonstrates how comfortable the razor is by laying across some folding chairs, then Cena takes a chair and whack McMahon in the stomach, posing at the end with a foot on McMahon's prone body. * Mickie James {C} v. Katie Lea (Women's Title Match) Interesting that they're dropping her last name, even though her "brother" Paul is still accompanying her to the ring. Katie is all over Mickie to start, going for a series of quick near falls. Mickie wraps around her waist and takes her down to the mat, and the two roll for a second before Mickie tries to bridge a pin and only gets one. Mickie blocks a blow, boots her in the gut, and eventually flips her across the ring. Katie has finally had enough and takes a powder to the outside to get advice from her brother as the ref starts the ten count. Katie gives Mickie a low spear when she comes back in but Mickie responds with a low dropkick coming off the ropes. Mickie tries to grab a handful of her hair as Katie rolls out but she comes right back in and picks up Mickie for a suplex. Katie starts kicking and punching her as Mickie writhes around on the mat, then Katie chokes her on the ropes until the ref breaks it up. Katie posts her left arm into the turnbuckle and makes another cover for a near fall. Paul pounds on the apron as Katie takes the left arm and works on it. Mickie gets to her feet and jumps on her opponent, but Katie recovers and faceplants her. She hooks the leg but Mickie kicks out. The ref backs Katie off as Mickie sells the arm in the corner. Katie comes in and starts hammering her in the head. The ref pushers her away. Katie whips Mickie to the corner, Mickie gets a boot up, then hits a head scissor. Series of clotheslines by Mickie as Lawler says her left arm is just hanging limp. Mickie tries to cover but she can't hold her down. Katie grabs the arm and puts Mickie into an armbar! Mickie escapes but Katie posts the arm again. It's not enough though as Mickie manages to quickly hit a DDT to retain! WINNER AND STILL WOMEN'S CHAMPION: MICKIE JAMES. The post-match celebration is short as we immediately go to a plug for Shinedown's "Devour," the theme song for tonight's show. Next the announce team of Foley and J.R. returns, and Foley says that despite Barack Obama's call for change the remaining champions would like things to say the same. 32% of the text poll think that Batista will bring a title to Raw, 30% think Cena will, and 31% believe that BOTH will. We go to a promo package highlighting the Edge v. Undertaker feud, and setting up the Batista match to take place tonight. "You better hope that you win, because you'll never get another title match against me... AGAIN!" * Edge {C} v. Batista (World Heavyweight Championship Match) Edge comes out first with the belt around his waist, as J.R.and Foley put over the fact that Edge was in the crowd in Toronto when Warrior faced Hogan at WrestleMania. Foley: "No superstar brings more intensity to a match than that man Edge." He should know - I watched Edge spear him through a flaming table at WrestleMania live. The boos for Edge are loud as soon as his music stops playing, and Edge yells at them to rile them up even more before hitting a victory pose. Batista's music hits and the crowd ROARS with approval as he comes out to the top of the ramp and poses for his machine gun pyros. Chimel does the big match intro and welcomes the challenger first and the champ next. A surprising amount of people at DJ's applaud for Edge (and I approve) as the match gets underway. Batista is overpowering him to start no matter what Edge tries to counter his strength. Big Dave finally throws him out to the floor and gives chase. Edge gets back in the ring first, but Batista grabs a leg to keep him from getting away. Batista posts him into the barricade and throws him back in, then whips him into the ropes and knocks him down with a shoulder tackle for two. It's all Batista here - whip into the corner sternum first, boot to the face, near fall, another power move and near fall, clothesline over the ropes to the outside. Batista wastes no time throwing him back in but Edge takes advantage of being the first man in by throwing Dave into the steel steps and ringpost. Batista crawls up to the apron but Edge hits a running baseball slide and Big Dave takes a hellacious bump, rolling backwards until he crashes over the ECW announce table to the floor in front of Adamle and Tazz. He's covered in their run sheets for the show when he gets up, but manages to get back to the ring before Mickie Henson makes the ten count. Edge is solidly in control now. When Batista gets a mini-comeback Edge hits a drop toe hold and a swinging neckbreaker for a near fall. Edge puts him in a chinlock as Sign Guy tries like heck to start an EDGE SUCKS chant with his sign, even putting a bouncing ball over it to show how to sing along. The crowd is more interested in clapping Batista back to his feet. Edge tries to rear naked choke him, Batista walks backward into the turnbuckle with him, but when he comes charging over to follow up Edge hits another drop toe hold and plants Batista's face into the turnbuckle. J.R. notes the effectiveness of inanimate objects in Edge's offense. Well Ross, I'm glad they're not ANIMATE objects, it would be kind of hard to throw someone into them. Edge continues to grind away on his opponent as the crowd once again tries to will Batista back up. Edge cranks on the chinklock for all he's worth but Batista swings his elbows to get out then throws Edge into the corner. Batista charges and Edge jumps over him to hit a Jack Brisco rollup for the near fall. Edge goes top rope, Big Dave knocks him off, but Edge snaps the neck off. Batista responds with a running clothesline that leaves both men down with the ref starting a ten count. They get up at 9 and Batista charges Edge into the corner, whips him to the other one for a clothesline, but Edge ducks the next clothesline. Batista knocks him down on what might have been a spear attempt but Edge kicks out before three. SPEAR!! Edge kicks out at 2.9999. Batista tries to set up the Batista Bomb, Edge counters, so Big Dave hits a scoop slam. Batista signals the thumbs down, picks Edge up, but Edge counters into a DDT! Batista kicks out at 2.9999999. Edge sets up in the corner looking for a spear, but Batista blocks it with a big boot to the face. Big Dave goes top rope, but Edge counters with a dropkick in mid-air! Both men are down and Henson starts a double count again as Hawkins and Ryder wheel Vickie Guerrero down to ringside (told you they'd show up). Edge misses a spear as Batista jumps over him, hits a spinebuster, and then Vickie grabs the referee's leg before he can count to three. Edge was looking to capitalize on this but Batista threw him out. Henson starts a ten count again and Edge pulls the ref out and punches him in the face. Vickie: "Send me another ref!! Send another referee!!" HERE COMES CHAVO IN A REF SHIRT, SAUNTERING DOWN TO THE RING. Batista grabs Vickie by the hair and pulls her up into the ring! Chavo sends Bam Neely running down to help and Batista throws Vikcie over the top rope onto La Familia. EDGE CLOCKS BATISTA WITH THE BELT. CHAVO MAKES THE THREE COUNT. YOUR WINNER AND STILL WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION: EDGE. Foley and J.R. discuss Edge being the ultimate opportunist as they show replays of the finish and put over Batista coming SO CLOSE but still not being able to overcome the stacked odds against him. The camera gives us a long lingering shot of Batista hanging onto the ropes, dripping with sweat, disappointment and disgust written all over his face. The crowd roars for him as he steps through the ropes to the floor as Jim Ross tells us he gave everything he had and then some tonight; pointing out it took all of La Familia to ensure that he didn't win. Foley questions how and why Vickie Guerrero still has a job. Commercial for Great American Bash airs, highlighted by car crashes and vehicles exploding. Video package airs putting over past WWE champions including Shawn Michaels, Eddie Guerrero, Stone Cold Steve Austin and more. Cena says that tonight is a moment that will transcend time as Triple H holds up the belt in his face. Our main event is just moments away! * Triple H {C} v. John Cena (WWE Championship Title Match) Cena comes out to his usual mixture of cheers and boos, although the boos seem to have a small upper hand tonight in Dallas - or maybe that's just people in DJ's Dugout. Either way I hear more boos than cheers. Nope - it's official - when Cena hit his pre-match pose that was a definite audible boo in Dallas. TIME TO PLAY THE GAAAAME! Triple H is shrouded in darkness as he walks out with the title around his waist, water bottle in hand. It's time for the spit take. As Santino would say, you can throw pennies at him and make a wish. Hunter is definitely stalling, taking a long time posing on the ropes as the crane camera pans out to show us the venue is packed to the rafters with WWE fans. Garcia is here for the big match introduction and gives us the challenger first, and the boos are even MORE audible without his music playing. Not surprisingly, Triple H gets a nice pop from the Dallas crowd (but not nearly as loud as I would have expected). Mike Chioda is our referee in charge. The bell rings at 9:23 and we're underway! Triple H scores with a shoulder tackle and Cena looks up at him in frustration. Lawler puts over Cena's "bulging muscles" and the impressive physique of Triple H. Hunter grabs a side headlock and another thing evident besides his physique is how much more tan he is than Cena. Trips gives him a hip toss followed by a CROTCH CHOP. Cena clamps on a headlock, Triple H shoves him to the ropes, Cena powers out and punches him in the face to a chorus of boos before giving him a military salute - an obvious rebuttal for the crotch chop. Cena tackles Hunter with a press, whips him to the ropes, boot to the gut and a fisherman suplex for a two count on the first cover of the match. The Cerebral Assassin hits Cena with a low blow and he rolls out to the floor in pain. Hunter is quick to give chase and spear him into the ring apron, then grab the head and throw him back in. Triple H is overpowering Cena as one lone fan in the crowd holds up a "CENA NATION" sign. I'm not sure whether the "YOU SUCK!" is directed at Trips or Cena. Triple H whips him into the corner for a near fall. Trips works him over in the corner with punches, but Cena retaliates with a few of his own to a chorus of boos on each one. Cena charges but Trips gets the boots up. Triple H comes off the ropes but Cena has a boot up of his own. Cena picks Triple H up for a slam and the boos are even louder still, but he looks at the crowd and nods. Before he can do the "YOU CAN'T SEE ME" Triple H does an upkick and cuts him off. High knee by Triple H rings Cena's bell. Cena whips him to the ropes and ducks down, and that's a mistake - Hunter easily hits a facebuster with the knee. Triple H goes for the Pedigree, Cena counters and bulldogs him to the mat for cheers AND boos. Cena to the top rope, hits a leg drop to the back of the neck, and Cena tries to grab a leg to hook the STFU but Triple H kicks him away. Cena ducks a clothesline and hits another slam, and NOW it's time for the YOU CAN'T SEE ME. Triple H cuts him off before he can hit the five knuckle shuffle with another knee. He's ready for the kill but Cena throws him over the ropes to the floor. Hunter is selling his knee as the camera man gives us a replay which clearly shows Hunter jumping backwards over the turnbuckle. They try to give us another angle just to show him hitting the floor as opposed to leaping over the ropes. Hunter is struggling to get to his feet but Cena comes out and picks up Hunter to drop his knee right on the steel steps, then wraps his leg around the ringpost to do more damage. Cena throws him back in and he's all over the injured leg, but Hunter wiggles to the ropes before he can hit the STFU and forces Cena to break off. Cena opts to work on the leg some more, Hunter tries to shove him off, but Cena tenaciously holds onto it and manages to hook the STFU for JUST a second before Hunter gets another rope break. Cena hurks up the champ for the FU but Hunter reverses it into a PEDIGREE! Hunter crawls over for the cover but he's too late as Cena kicks out at 2.9. Lawler says that may be all that Hunter had. The ref starts a double count. Both men get up after a long count and Cena manages to hit the FU! 1... 2... NO! Triple H kicks out. Both men are down again for another double count. Cena starts to stand up first at 8 but both men are up at 9, although Triple H wobbles and goes back down to a knee selling his injury. It's a slugfest now with both men exchanging blows, a real SLABBAKNAWKKA. Time for the BOO and YAY spot! Cena ducks a clothesline and slams Hunter to the mat! He's weary and wincing on the apron and walks over to Hunter slowly to hit another YOU CAN'T SEE ME, and this time the five knuckle shuffle finally connects. Hunter crawls away as Cena stands behind him waiting. Cena tries to pick him up for an FU but Hunter hangs onto the ropes and blocks it. Hunter comes over for a Pedigree but Cena trips him and puts him into the STFU! Hunter struggles and struggles trying not to tap, trying to get to the ropes, trying to do anything to stop him as Cena pulls and pulls with all of his might. Hunter's fingers reach out... grab the ropes for a second... and Cena pulls him right back to the center of the ring. Cena counters out of the STFU... into a crossface! Now it's Cena struggling with all his might to survive. Cole says Cena is fading fast. Cena may be getting his first real crowd pop of the night. He stands up with Triple H on his back, tries to get out of the crossface and does, but when he goes for the FU, Hunter elbows him in the face repeatedly and hits ANOTHER PEDIGREE. This one finally finishes Cena off! WINNER AND STILL WWE WORLD CHAMPION: THE GAME, TRIPLE H. |
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| In a dark match last night at WWE Night of Champions Jeff Hardy defeated MVP. The original plan was for Chris Jericho's mystery opponent to be Hardy but that was before he moved to Smackdown. |
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| TNA Wrestling presents Victory Road 2008 Tonight we're live from Reliant Arena in Houston, TX as we do some introductions. There wasn't much to the pre-show and the opening and so we'll go straight to the first match. World X Cup 12-Man Elimination Match Holy crap, this match is going WAY too fast and I can't remember who all is who so I will do the best I can. Somebody from Team International was eliminated before I could even catch it, Puma is eliminated next. We got Spot-A-Mania happening in the middle of the ring with Milano Collection AT, Curry Man, Chris Sabin and Rey Buchinero all trying something on each other at once. Rudy Charles clears the ring out. Sabin hits the Cradle Shock on Milano Collection AT and eliminates him. Sabin tries a roll-up on Masato, but he wiggles out. Apparently he's the last member of Team Japan left. Alex Shelly gets tagged in, they trade elbows in the corner, Shelly puts Masato in the Tree of Woe, baseball slide dropkick, hesitation dropkick, pin attempt and Masato is the only person left. Shelly gets put in an abdominal stretch by Masato, but he rolls through gets a pin attempt. Masato with a nice DDT, but Shelly tagged in ... well, ****, damnit, I don't know who this is, but he nearly pins Masato a few times, but Masato gets the pin on him, whoever he was, from Team Mexico. Everybody gets in the ring, the ring clears out and you got Alex Kozlov and Curry Man, Shelly with a Superkick on Kozlov, Williams with a belly to back suplex on Shelly, Curry Man makes the save. Ultimo Guerrero flies into the ring and double-teams Curry Man, wow I'm SO not able to follow this match. I'm sorry if I'm doing a bad job at this, it's just too much stuff going on. Curry Man gets pinned by somebody. Buchinero hits a senton on Doug Williams and eliminates him. Kozlov tries to stop it, but Guerrero stops him and throws him out. Everybody left decides to go outside and fight. Ultimo Guerrero is in, Alex Kozlov is in, Kozlov stops the action and tries to get the crowd to chant. Guerrero gets the fans to chant back, then lands a knife-edge chop on Kozlov. Kozlov shoots Guerrero into the corner, but Guerrero takes him up top, plants him with a front face slam, cover, two-count. Kozlov goes for a crossface submission on Guerrero and makes him tap. Buchinero with a DDT on Kozlov, cover, two-count. Sabin tags in off of Kozlov, Buchinero goes up top, Sabin goes up to meet him, Sabin with a hurracanrana off the top. Shelly gets in and helps Sabin with a superkick, Shelly pins Buchinero. The MMGs are now double-teaming Masato and Kozlov, more spotfest all over the place, really this is just too much to try to cover, Sabin with a dropkick on Kozlov off the top rope, cover, two-count. Sabin & Shelly double team on Masato, Kozlov re-enters and hits a dropkick on both of them to break up their efforts. Sabin with a DDT on Kozlov off the ropes. Sabin pulls off the elbow pad and nails a stiff clothesline cover, two-count. Sabin tries to charge Kozlov, he pulls the ref in front of him to stop, then pulls Shelly down to the mat, puts his feet on the ropes and eliminates Sabin. Shelly is thrown out, Masato whips Kozlov off the ropes, Kozlov with a suicide dive through the ropes on Shelly. Masadi and Kozlov are all over the place in the ring, Masato breaks out a gogoplata on Kozlov and makes him submit. Shelly and Masato are now all over the place. Masato with a big dropkick off the top rope, covers Shelly, two-and-a-half count. Shelly with a superkick, Shelly with the DDT, hooks the leg, nearly a three-count. Shelly goes up top, goes for the frogsplash, Masato with the knees up. Masato with a side slam, covers, two-count. Shelly whips Masad off the ropes, Masato tries for a headscissor takeover, Shelly drops him on his head, Northern Lights suplex, bridge by shelly for the cover, two-count. Shelly puts Masato on the top turnbuckle, superkicks him, climbs up, Masato gets down, springs up over the rope and nails an armdrag, cover, two-count. Masato puts Shelly on the top turnbuckle, slap, goes for a Superplex, Shelly shoves him off, picks Masato up Cradle Shock and gets the win. WINNERS: Team TNA. Team TNA now has 6 points, Team Japan now has 4 points, Team Mexico & Team International with 3 points each. We recap all the eliminations, and even THIS goes too fast for me to keep up. Christ, this was a great match if you like spots, but geeez... moving on. We go to a clip where Booker T makes his homecoming return, shows off his house and his cars and his bitches and his shoes and his money yadda yadda yadda. Seriously, why do I care where wrestlers live? We then go to a promo for Gail Kim vs. Angelina Love, it's the same clips we've seen on TNA for the last few weeks. Angelina Love (w/ Velvet Sky) vs. Gail Kim Love attacks Kim in the ring before the bell, slams her head into a couple of turnbuckles, pulls her out for a punch, Kim blocks it and they start trading forearm shots in the middle of the ring, Kim gets the upper hand, whips Love into the corner, Love reverses, goes for a clothesline, Kim ducks it, puts up a boot, clothesline, chop chop, whips Love into the corner and delivers a clothesline. Kim charges, Love drops her over the top rope to the outside, Velvet Sky gets in a lick, throws her back in, Love covers and gets a near-fall. Love chokes Kim violently in the ring, slamming her head into the mat, referee breaks it up. Love pulls up Kim by her hair, drags her around the ring, Kim punches her in the gut a few times, Love clotheslines Kim back down to the mat, covers, two-count. Love with a well-measured pair of kicks to the ribs, goes to the well for a third time, Kim catches the leg, Love rolls through, pulls Kim over into a pin, Kim escapes, ducks a clothesline but Love pokes her in the eyes, spinning heel kick, Love with a pair of pin attempts afterwards. Love acts like she's already frustrated, and then throws a temper tantrum on the mat. Kim works her way up, and the cameraman makes sure we get a lens full of ass. Love throws Kim into a corner, charges, Kim moves out of the way, throws Love into it. Kim goes out, pulls Love into the corner, wraps the leg around the post and locks in a Figure Four! Referee gets out and breaks it up. Velvet Sky tries to attack Kim, Kim whips her into the ring barrier. Gail Kim climbs up to the top turnbuckle, Velvet Sky shakes the ropes and Kim racks herself. Angelina Love goes over to the turnbuckle, hits a few forearm shots on Kim, climbs up for a move, Kim fights her, Love gets the upper-hand, sets up and nails a suplex off the middle rope. Both women are down, referee starts the count, Love crawls over and covers Kim, Kim barely gets the shoulder up. Love pulls herself up, Kim is up, Love charges, Kim ducks it, comes back with a pair of clotheslines, dropkick by Kim, followed by an attempt for a scoop slam, but Love wiggles out, DDT, cover, two-count. Kim recovers and hits a spear on Love, covers, two-count. Love tries for the Lights Out, Kim escapes, knee to the midsection, hits the hangman's neckbreaker, covers Love and keeps her on the mat for the pin. WINNER: Gail Kim, by pinfall. Velvet Sky immediately attacks Kim from behind, and it quickly turns into a 2-on-1 attack. Velvet Sky gets the brown paper bag, put Kim up on the ropes, whip herr off, Kim ducks their clothesline, grabs the rope and bails on them. Kimg runs off and raises her hands in victory, the Beautiful People are in the ring crying about it. We go backstage with BG James and Lauren, they've got a pair of models dressed up like Beer Money and let the fans attack them. We cut to a promo for Jay Lethal vs. Sonjay Dutt. "The Guru" Sonjay Dutt vs. "Black Machismo" Jay Lethal (w/ SoCal Val) Lethal goes to town on Dutt quickly, tosses him from pillar to post, double axehandle smash off the top turnbuckle, pin. Dutt counters with a jawbreaker on Lethal, whips him off the ropes, some chain spots, Dutt takes a dropkick from Lethal, cover, two-count. Lethal pulls up Dutt, punch, chop in the corner, whipped out, Lethal charges, Dutt sidesteps him, slips outside, chokes Lethal over the top rope, legdrop on the side of the apron, Dutt back into the ring with a Thesz Press on Lethal. Dutt pulls Lethal up, takeover, rakes the eyes with his boots. Dutt with a backbreaker across the knee, and Dutt goes outside. He slingshots in, but stops himself, kicks Lethal in the head and struts around like an idiot. Dutt throws Lethal down to the mat, applies a side headlock. Lethal works his way up, elbows out, flips Dutt off, bounces off the ropes, Dutt trips him up, standing moonsault into a pin attempt on Lethal, two-count. Dutt stands over Lethal for a moment, pulls him up, Letha fires with some rights, tries to go for something, Dutt cuts him off, but Lethal recovers, hits the snake eyes on Dutt then converts that into a belly-to-belly suplex on Dut. Both men are down for a moment, recover, Lethal with a trio of clotheslines, chip on Dutt, whips him into the corner, reversal, Lethal with a floatover, but Dutt catches him with a chop. Dutt tries for a tornado DDT off the turnbuckle, Lethal evades it, dropkick on Dutt, cover, two-count for Lethal. Lethal eggs Dutt to get up, goes for a side slam, Dutt flips over, rushes Lethal into the corner. dutt sets Lethal on the top turnbuckle, chop. goes up top, Lethal fights him off, Dutt re-positions, Lethal knocks him off, recovers, hurracanrana off the top, Dutt covers, two-count. Dutt stops to pray for a moment, Lethal gets to his feet. Dutt charges, Lethal with an armbar into a front-face suplex, cover, two-count. Dutt rolls to the outside, Lethal follows, throws Dutt into the rails, then into the apron. Lethal with a crossface punch then a club to the back, then a kick to the back. Dutt begs SoCal Val to step in and help him. Lethal throws Dutt into the announcer's table, then back into the ring. Lethal picks up Dutt by his legs, pulls him over into a Boston Crab. Dutt screams in pain and again calls out for SoCal Val, and she finally gets on the apron. Lethal breaks the hold and tells her to get back on the floor. Lethal turns around and takes a clothesline from Dutt. Dutt crawls over to the ropes, grabs Val by the hair and tells her he loves her. Lethal pulls Dutt up, hits the Lethal Combination, stalks Dutt, and calls for the elbow drop to finish him off. Val gets back up on the apron again, Lethal tells her to get down, Dutt with a schoolboy on Lethal, uses the ropes for leverage and gets the pin. WINNER: Sonjay Dutt, by pinfall. SoCal Val can't believe she just got used by Dutt, who quickly bails. We quickly go into a promo for Beer Money vs. LAX. We go backstage with Jeremy Borash. Robert Roode, James Storm and Jackie Moore are all arguing with each other. JB asks a question, they stop arguing and Robert Roode goes on about losing all his money in the stock market, then says that the fans won't be able to keep them down, they'll end up hurting the fans. James Storm says that the worst part about Houston is getting out of town after the match, this town sucks. Storm begs the fans to get in his face with his straps, because he'll beat 'em down. They start to leave, Jackie Moore says she isn't going to go, she's afraid of getting strapped, tells Beer Money good luck, she's bailing. "Sorry 'bout your damn luck!", indeed! TNA Tag Team Championship - Fan's Revenge Strap Match: champions Latino American Xchange (Hernandez & Homicide, w/ Salinas & Hector Guerrero) vs. Beer Money Inc. (Robert Roode & "Cowboy" James Storm) The fans involved with the outside strappings are introduced, followed by Beer Money. Roode trades some words with a few fans before they get in the ring. LAX enters next and have the fans clearly behind them. Titles are on the line here as the referee shows them off. We're starting off with Roode and Homicide, Rober Roode with a side headlock, Hernandez shoves him off, they degenerate into a brawl, Roode regains control with a side headlock, Hernandez with a standing switch, they trade that a few times untol Roode can lock it down, but Hernandez throws Roode off and to the outside, the fans strap Roode, he quickly gets back into the ring and crawls over to his corner, latching onto Storm, forcing a tag. Storm with a few punches to the face, throws Hernandez to the outside, not one fan takes a lick on him, instead grabs Storm's beer and takes a swig. Storm goes after him, the fans strap Storm, and Storm gets back into the ring, crawls over and grabs onto Roode, forcing another tag. Roode charges Homicide, Homicide tosses him over the top rope, Roode holds on and gets back in, but Hector Guerrero trips up Roode, pulls him out of the ring, more fan strappings, Roode gets back into the ring quickly. Homicide tags in Hernandez, they double team Roode, Hernandez with a quick pin attempt, tags Homicide back in. Roode takes control for a second, throws Homicide outside, tries for a baseball slide, Homicide wraps Roode up in the banner on the apron, fans come over and strap him. Roode gets back in, Homicide goes for the Three Amigos, goes up to the top turnbuckle, Storm gries to throw him off, Homicide kicks him off. Robert Roode charges the corner, Homicide leapfrogs him but Roode takes him down, pin attempt. Roode tags in Storm, double-team him, Storm with a snap mare takeover into a reverse chinlock, putting his knee into Homicide's back. Homicide works his way up, elbows out, bounces off the ropes, Storm cuts him off, nails a half nelson slam, covers, two-count. Roode tags in and helps Storm snap off a double team suplex. Roode covers, two-count. Roode pulls Homicide up, headbutts him in the corner, then into a second corner, then knocks Hernandez off the apron, which causes Hernandez to get in the ring, ref distraction, Storm & Roodes with a couple of double team moves on Homicide. Storm has Homicide worked over into a Boston Crab, Hernandez gets in and knocks Storm off. Referee gets Hernandez out again, Roode tags in again, applies a front facelock, Homicide with a T-Bone Suplex to break it up, Storm runs in and tries to take out Hernandez, Hernandez with a forearm shiver on him, Homicide makes the tag. Hernandez gets in the ring and clears house, until Homicide charges Roode and puts a boot up. Roode tries a cross body block off the middle turnbuckle, Hernandez catches him, plants him with a sit-out powerbomb, cover, TWO COUNT! Hernandez sets up for a powerbomb, Storm comes flying in with a clothesline. Roode ries for a kick in the corner, Hernandez puts his foot up. Hernandez goes to the top turnbuckle, but Storm cuts him off, they set up for a double-team suplex off the top, Hernandez fights them off, nails a splash off the top onto Roode, covers, Storm breaks up the pin. Homicide gets back in, Storm goes after him, but Homicide with a DDT, on Storm, Roode charges, Homicide pulls down the ropes, Roode goes over, gets strapped, gets back in. Homicide picks up Roode and drops him on his head, Homicide covers and we're done. WINNERS: Latin American Xchange, by pinfall. So much for fan involvement, wasn't all that much really. We cut to more video of Booker T, this time showing off his Pro Wrestling Alliance training school, shows some student straining, the students say they all look up to Booker T as a role model and a leader. Booker T says that his destiny will be fulfilled tonight and his reign will start in his home city. We then go to a promo covering Taylor Wilde's upset win over Awesome Kong. TNA Knockouts Championship: champion Taylor Wilde vs. Awesome Kong (w/ Raesha Saied) The former champion has immediately demanded her rematch after nearly six months undefeated at the top of the Knockouts division. Taylor Wilde makes her first introduction as the champion, fans seem excited for her. Kong attacks Wilde before the bell and it's a brawl. Kong puts Wilde in the corner, chips her, whips her off the ropes, Wilde slides under her legs, Kong takes her out with a clothesline, a splash off the ropes, cover, two-count. Kong puts Wilde in the corner, then hairmares her out, follows up with a kick to the head. Kong pulls Wilde up and delivers a pair of chops to her shoulders, picks her up again, open hand slap followed by a spinning backfist to put Wilde on the ropes. Kong throws her meaty leg over the Wilde's head and chokes her on the middle turnbuckle, throws her back down to the mat and crushes Widle's throat with her boot. Kong picks Wilde up, scoop slam, followed by a kick to the ribs, kicks Wilde over and locks in the Camel Clutch submission. Saied looks on to her mistress as Wilde refuses to give up. Damn I can hear Iron Sheik preaching here, "Break your back and make you humble!" Kong releases Wilde for a second to reposition, then reapplies to Camel Clutch. Wilde actually finds a way to willg out of it, grabs Kong by the hair, Kong uses her own hair to whip Wilde into the corner, follows up with a clothesline. Kong sets up for the Awesome Bomb, Wilde flips over, dropkick, off the ropes, dropkick again, Kong still on her feet. Wilde goes to the top turnbuckle for a dropkick, takes Kong off her feet, but Kong rolls through, charges and decapitates Taylor Wilde before she can recover. Kong take s a rare trip to the top turnbuckle, Wilde goes up top, they fight, Wilde with an armdrag on Kong down to the mat! Wilde covers, two-count. Wilde tries to pull Kong up by her hair, Kong shoves her off, goes for the spinning backfist, Wilde ducks it, drops her, two-count. Widle tries for a headscissors off the ropes, Kong grabs the waist and goes for the Implant Buster, Widle grabs her legs, pulls her over and hooks the leg for the pin! WINNER: Taylor Wilde, by pinfall. Wilde quickly bails the ring with her belt, but Raesha Saide cuts her off with a club to the back, throws her back in the ring, Kong throws Wilde around and nails the Implant Buster. Kong sets up for the Awesome Bomb, Saied stops her, wants to do something. Saied throws a chair on to the ring and sets it up for Kong, they start for the Awesome Bomb... ABYSS IS HERE! The lights go off, Abyss strides out and gets into the ring! Kong lets Wilde go as Abyss gets into the ring and confronts Kong. He threatens for a chokeslam, Saied gets in-between them to stop it. My feed cuts out, but when it comes back something happened to Abyss, he loses it and nails Raesha Saied with the Black Hole Slam. Awesome Kong is outside of the ring and looks pissed. We cut to another promo for Booker T, this time showing off his restaurant in Houston. We then run a promo for the Ultimate X match to determine the winner of the World X Cup. World X Cup - Ultimate X Match: Naruki Doi vs. Volador Jr. vs. Daivari vs. Frankie Kazarian Everybody gets their introductions, bell rings and once again it's all over the place. Kazarian gets up on the scaffolding quickly, Daivari is in the ring, Kaz drops down and attacks him, throws him out of the ring. Kaz goes up again, Doi and Voladro cut him off, Kaz fights them both off. Volador with a hurracanrana on Kaz, Doi with a boot in Volador's face. Voldador charges, Doi ducks him, Vloador kicks him in the face, clims up is RIGHT NEAR the X, and decides to take out Doi out with a hurracanrana, Kaz clotheslines Volador out. he pauses for a moment, and decides to go back up the scaffolding for the X again. Daivari runs over and pulls him down to the floor, whips Kaz into the ring barrier. Daivari warps Kaz's arm around the barrier, then kicks him in the arm, then throws Kaz back in the ring. Doi, Volador and Daivari triple team Kaz with kicks, Daivari with an armbar, Doi goes up to the top turnbuckle, goes for a double axehandle smash, Kaz avoids it, Doi hits Daivari, Kaz kicks them all down, and goes for the scaffolding again, grabs the ropes, but falls, his arm is too weak to use. We got back to the three-on-one, whipping Kaz into the corner, Daivari charges with the Superman PUnch, Volador with a dropkick, Doi charges, Kaz crouches in the corner, Doi stops himself, changes plans and kicks Kaz in the face. Doi puts Kaz into the Tree of Woe, Daivari takes out Volador with a clothesline, Doi takes Davairi out, dropkicks Kaz in the face, then goes up the scaffolding. Daivari gives chase, headbutts Doi and he lands all the way on the floor. Daivari scales across the ropes, Volador leaps up and pulls Daivari down. Daivari whips him off the ropes, they miss some moves each, Volador with a armdrag on Daivari that sends him out of the ring. Volador gets on the scaffolding. Kaz comes over to cut him off. Doi, attacks Kaz, Kaz whips him off the ropes, throws him up in the air, Doi grabs onto Volador's legs and pulls him down. Doi puts Kaz on the ropes and chops him, then goes up the scaffolding, gets on the ropes, scale across it BACKWARDS to keep an eye on his competitors. Kaz climbs up, scales over, leg wrestles Doi off. Volador scales across from the other side, they meet in the middle and they fight each other with their legs. Both men fall to the mat. Volador and Doi pair off and chain wrestle, countering all their moves until they nail each other with a cross-body block. Both men recover, Doi scales up to the scaffolding, Voldaor follows and dropkicks him to the floor, Voldador throws himself onto Doi on the floor, both men are out, probably for the rest of the match. Kaz and Daivari are scaling the same section of scaffolding from the floor. They meet at the top and start trading blows, They blow hang off the tress at one point, but Daivari gets the upper hand, he scales across the cables, Kaz recovers, goes up top of the tress, sets up and NAILS DAIVARI WITH A LEGDROP STOP FROM THE TOP OF THE CABLE! HOLY ****! HOLY ****! Volador Jr scales across the cables, unhooks the X and wins! WINNER: VOLADOR, JR. FOR TEAM MEXICO. TEAM MEXICO WINS THE WORLD X CUP. A lot of spots in this match, but at least this was easier to follow. We follow the highlights, then go back to the ring as Mike Tenay presents Team Mexico with the World X Cup trophy. Volador is asked about his feelings on his first time in the Ultimate X match. Volador says thank you to the Latin fans. Ultimo Guerrero is asked what this means to both Mexico and CMLL. He says he's very happy, again thanks the fans, "Viva la razza!" Team Mexico finishes celebrating in the ring. We then go to another promo for Booker T, this time at his private golf course. He shows off his golf skills and says this somehow makes him better than Samoa Joe. yeah yeah yeah. We go back to ringside where Kurt Angle's stunt double, Frank Trigg joins the team at ringside. We run a promo for the six-man tag, then go back to the ring where Jeremy Borash announces that the fans voted for Full Metal Mayhem - tables, ladders, chairs and chains! Six-Man Tag - Full Metal Mayhem Match: Team 3D (Brother Ray & Brother Devon) & Kurt Angle vs. "the War Machine" Rhino, "the Instant Classic" Christian Cage & "the Phenomenal" AJ Styles Team 3D introed first, Angle next. Rhino is out third and scares everybody out. Christian & Styles with individual introes, and before Styles gets to the ring, Angle attacks and the bell rings, everybody is outside of the ring brawling. Styles gets in the ring and then hits a senton on Team 3D. We replay it, Styles and Devon are in the ring, Style swith a dropkick on Devon, then clotheslines him out of the ring, Styles goes over as well. Rhino gets in teh ring, Angle follows, forearm shot, Rhino picks him up, slams him with a spinebuster, cover on Angle, two-count. Ray cuts off Rhino with a clothesline, cover, two-count. Cage with a trashcan shot on Ray, a second one takes Ray off his feet, cover by Christian, two-count. Christian whips Ray off the ropes, Ray reverses, catches Cage on the rebound with a back body drop that sends him out of the ring. Style swith a cross-body block on Ray off the top turnbuckle, cover, two-count. Styles lays out Ray with punches, Devon attacks Styles from behind. Team 3D double teams Styles with a whip off the ropes, Styles leaps off the ropes, but Team 3D with a double-team flapjack. They turn around and Rhino & Christian mow them down with a ladder. Kurt Angle slides in with a chair and takes out Rhino & Cage with chairshots to the back. Angle picks up the ladder, sets it up on the bottom rope, picks up Rhino and tries for a belly-to-belly suplex, Rhino fights him off, Cage charges over, Angle catches him and nails the belly-to-belly suplex on the ladder. Brother Ray & Devon get int he ring with ladders and smash Rino between them. Rhino rolls out, Angle on the otuside and attacks him. AJ Styles sets up one of the ladders in teh ring, nails a splash on Brother Ray, covers, 1-2... referee is pulled out by Angle. Devon gets in and attacks Styles, Angle gets in and makes it 2-on-1, Ray in the corner recovering. Devon hems up Styles, Angle with a punch to the face, then they share in kicking him down. Christian Cage climbs to the top of the scaffolding left over from the Ultimate X match and nails a cross-body block on Angle & Team 3D from 15 feet in the air! Cage covers Angle, 1... 2... KICKOUT! We recap the spot, back in the ring AJ Styles is setting up a ladder in teh ring, Devon recovers and nails Styles with a chairshot to the back. Rhino gets in the ring and gores Devon, knocking the chair out, then Ray, then Angle, GORE! GORE! GORE! Rhino slides out, grabs a chair, brings it in the ring and sets it up. Rhino gos after Devon, sets him up on the top turnbuckle, Rhino goes up to the middle turnbuckle, sets up for a suplex. Brother Ray attacks Rhino from behind, nails him in the back, puts him on his shoulders, Devon gets upon the top turnbuckle, clotheslines Rhino and sends him crashing through the table! Devon grabs his ankle immediately, he may have twisted it! Ray covers Rhino, still on the table, Christian Cage runs in and breaks it up. We recap the last stop, come back an Team 3D whip Cage off the ropes, Cage with a double clothesline on both men, Angle gets in the ring and charges, Cage sidesteps him and sets up for the Unprettier, Angle evades it, goes for the Ankle Lock, Cage rolls through, hooks the legs, two-count. Cage with a DDT on Angle, goes up to the top turnbuckle. Angle recovers, leaps up and meets Cage on the turnbuckle. Cage shoves him off, but Devon with a low blow from behind, pulls Cage off, picks him up just as Brother Ray comes over with a table, and they execute a 3D through the table. Styles gets in the ring and attacks Angle, Devon gets in the ring and takes out Styles with a garbage can. It's now 3-on-1 for Style, Devon has Styles hemmed up, Angle with a forearm shot, Styles ducks it, Angle takes out Devon, Styles takes out Ray with an enziguri and starts cleaning house. Ray tries to put a table in the ring, Styles cuts him off, Devon attacks Styles from behind, Ray turn around and plants a superkick into Styles' chin! Ray sets the table up in the corner, Devon chokes out Styles in the corner. Ray comes over and lays in the open-hand chops to the chest, Styles fires back, Ray grabs Styles by the head and puts him back in the corner, then nails him in the chest with his fist. Devon puts another table in the ring, Ray sets it up in the ring, lays out Styles on the table, goes up to the middle turnbuckle, but Styles leaps up off the table and hits Ray in the nuts, goes up to the top turnbuckle and pulls him off face-first through the table. Devon gets in the ring, Styles throws him into the other table. Angle gets in and tries to take out Style from behind, puts on the Ankle Lock, Styles rolls through, nails him with the Styles Clash, cover, two-count. Johnny Devine runs in with a kendo stick, Styles ducks the kendo shot, Styles takes him out with a superkick, grabs the kendo and knocks Devine out of the ring. Angle from behind with the Olympic Slam, cover, two-cont. Angle goes out and pulls a table into the ring, walks over to Styles, European Uppercut. Angle sets a ladder up near the ropes, goes back to Styles and kicks him in the head, then shoves referee Earl Hebner towards the ropes, Hebner trips over the table and twists his ankle. Angle throws him aside and sets up the table near the ladder. AJ Styles makes it to his feet, Angle picks him up, Styles wiggles out and lays into him, lays out Angle on the table. Frank Trigg leaves the announcer's table, picks up Devin'es Kendo stick, climbs up on the apron and nails Styles in the head with it. Angle quickly recovers, climbs the ladder, picks up AJ on his shoulders, nails him with the Olympic Slam through the table, covers him, Earl Hebner crawls over and secures the win. WINNERS: Team 3D & Kurt Angle, by pinfall. Angle raises his arms, points over to Trigg and thanks him, then gets out of the ring and celebrates with Team 3D. We cut backstage to Jeremy Borash interviewing TNA Champion Samoa Joe, he says something about he has no doubt that he will win. Kevin Nash comes out, Joe tells Nash if he respects him, stay backstage tonight, no matter what. Nash says that's what he'll do if Joe wants it, they shake hands, then we go to a promo for the main event. TNA Heavyweight Championship: champion Samoa Joe vs. Booker T (w/ Sharmell) We have our extended ring introductions, then official introduction by Jeremy Borash in the middle of the ring. Holy Crap, he can almost do a decent Michael Buffer immitation! Booker T's wife Sharmell is with him at ringside. Both men get in each other's faces and trade words as the bell rings, they circle the ring, put up hands, Booker T then slaps Joe in the face, backs him up in the corner, a couple of chops, Joe chops back, Booker chops back, headbutts Joe into the corner, Joe returns the favor. Fans are booing the parody booking. Joe with some nasty chopsp in the corner, whips Booker out and nails a back elbow, followed by an enziguri. Booker T's hometown fans boo Joe heavily. Joe pulls out Booker and headbutts him, closes in, Booker T rakes him in the eyes, lays in a chop, whips Joe off the ropes, goes for the axe kick, Joe ducks it, clotheslines Booker T, covers, two-count. Booker T pulls himself up with the ropes, Joe puts him in a corner and lays in the punches to the ribs, then a punch to the side of the head to send him to the mat. Picks him abck up, headbutt, snap mare takeover, chop to the back, between the shoulder blades. Joe headbutts Booker T into the turnbuckle, Booker T slumps. Joe picks him back up, but Booker T grabs the tights and throws him through the ropes to the floor. Booker T follows, kicks him in the head, Joe no-sells and chops him, Booker To throws Joe into the barrier, pulls him up, short-arm clothesline on the floor before throwing him into the steel ringsteps. Booker T pulls up Joe, and Joe's busted open NASTY on the forehead. Booker T throws him into the steps again, spins Joe around and shows it to Sharmell, she cheers and then gasps in horror at the damage. Booker T throws Joe back into the ring, hits the high legkick, covers, two-count. Booker T stands Joe up and punches him back down. Booker T is taking his time, methodically picking his shots. Booker T straddles Joe and lays out carefully measured punches. The crowd is chanting "Let's go Booker!" Booker pulls up Joe, goes for the kick again, Joe ducks it, bounces off the ropes, boot to the chest, tries for the senton, Booker T rolls out of the way, stands up, catches Joe with the axe kick, cover, two-count. Booker T back on his feet, pulls up Joe, knife-edge chops on Joe, Joe slumps into a corner. Booker T pulls him back up again, armbar, turn around and a reverse heel kick to the head, covers Joe, two-count. Booker T argues with referee Rudy Charles about the slow count. Booker T puts Joe in the corner, chops, Joe fires back with forearm shots, they trade punches, Joe wins it for a second, Booker T pulls him out, Joe ducks a pair of clotheslines then nails the high knee to the face, gos up to the middle turnbuckle, hits a leg lariat, covers Booker T, two-count. Joe is bleeding like a stuck pig here, his face is covered in blood as he pulls up Booker T. Booker T with a thumb to the eyes, bounces off the ropes, Joe catches him with a scoop slam, covers, two-count. Both men sit up, looking exhausted. They get to their feet, Joe with a chop on Booker's chest, bounces off the ropes, Booker catches him for a Bookend, Joe blocks it, t-bone suplex by Joe, covers, nearfall. Booker T pulls himself up by the ropes, Joe is slumped on the mat, pulls himself up, puts Booker into the corner, then up on th turnbuckle. Booker T fights him off, delivers a series of kneelifts to the head, Joe with a chop, Booker T with the axekick, Joe ducks it, Booker T takes out the referee. Joe setps back and catches his breath as Booker T slowly recovers, Joe takes out Booker T with a lariat using his non-dominat left arm! The fans boo wildly, Sharmell is covering her head in fear. Joe grabs Booker T by the hair, throws him over the top rope to the outside, drags him over to Sharmell, chops Booker T on the chest. He grabs a chair, sets Booker T in it, chops him again, backs up and nails the Ole Kick right into Booker T's head, which crashes into the guardrail. Joe looks to Sharmell as she screams for Booker, she reaches out to Joe and begs him to stop, Joe backs off, Sharmell slaps him. Joe attacks a couple of guys around Sharmell in frustration, apparently it's Sharmell's personal security. Joe returns to Booker T, slamming his head into the apron, then rolling him into the ring. Booker T is now busted open as well, referee Slick Johnson gets in the ring to take over the officiating, then calls for help from the back as Samoa Joe doesn't let up on him. Another referee comes out, Andrew Thomas. Joe takes both referee's out, the fans boo. Joe goes in and drills Booker in the head, Sharmell leaps over the barrier, Jeremy Borash gets in the ring and tries to pull Joe off, he chases them off. Booker T tries to attack Joe from behind, Joe headbutts him. Security now runs in to stop Joe, Joe destroys them. Sharmell gets into the ring and gets on her knees in front of Joe, begging him to stop. Joe moves her aside, Booker T stands up tries for a Bookend, Joe warps him up in a sleeper. Sharmell begs for somebody to come out to help, nobody is coming, there are no referees or officials. Sharmell on her knees in front of Joe again, begging him to stop. The lights go dark... Sting's music hits, and Sting comes down to the ring. Joe releases Booker T, he's covered in blood, he looks over to Sting, then turns his back and returns to beating on Booker T. Sting gets on the apron and tells Joe to stop, the match is over. Joe comes over puts his arm around his neck and tells him to just stop, the match is done. Joe shakes his head, the lights come up, Sting gets down and walks off, Joe gets out of the ring, follows behind him, but then turns around and gets back into the ring, attacking Booker T again. Sting turns around and chases him, gets in and pulls Joe off. Sting gets in Joe's face and tell him he's made his point. Joe flips him off, says "**&%%^" and turns his back on Sting. Sting pulls out his bat and nails Joe in the back. The fans... go mild. Booker T sits up, flops over on Joe. Sharmell comes over and slaps the mat three times and raises Booker T's arm. The fans start booing... they may not have been in support of Joe but they definitley don't approve of Sting taking out Joe from behind. Sharmell and Booker T come over to the announcer's table, grab the TNA Heavyweight Championship and walk off. Sting looks over Joe's body, then departs the ring as we fade to black. |
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| Member of Sylar's Army ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Great AMerican Bash results. i'm not going into details. also i didn't see the event and don't plan to but i had to find out what happened so here are the results. dark match...umaga vs ken kennedy.....umaga wins it. 1st match.. The Miz & John Morrison (champs) vs. Finlay & Hornswoggle vs. Jesse & Festus vs. Zack Ryder & Curt Hawkins..... we have some new champs here...zack ryder and curt hawkins. 2nd match.. Matt Hardy (champ) vs Shelton Benjamin ............... we have a new champ here, Shelton benjamin. 3rd match.. Mark Henry (champ) vs Tommy Dreamer .... mark henry remains the champ thanks to colin delany interfereing. it was an accident but it might end up with colin dalany becoming a heel. 4th match.. Shawn Michaels vs. Chris Jericho chris jericho wins it after kicking shawn over and over in the face leaving him covered in the most blood some have said they have ever seen. the ref stopped the match cuz he felt shawn was not able to continue. 5th match.. Natalya vs. Michelle McCool michelle mccool wins it. she's the first diva's champion. 6th match.. CM Punk (champ) vs. Batista a double DQ thanks to kane who decides to run in and continue on with his rant about whether someone is dead or not. kane is still carrying the bag but he leaves the ring afterwards. batista gives the batista bomb to punk afterwards. 7th match.. John Cena vs. John "Bradshaw" Layfield and the winner JBL........once more the wwe wants you to believe that cena is superman because he apprantly suffered a lot of hell by jbl. his head goes through car windows and into car doors and yet the only thing that is seen bleeding on him are his elbows. 8th match.. Triple H (champ ) vs. Edge the winner and still champ HHH. there was some interference from the wedding planner alicia fox and from vickie guerrero. it all ended with HHH winning the title. |
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| excellent pay per view ending was great! WWE Championship: champion Triple H vs. Edge Edge comes out first, and alone... but this is nothing new, he's done this before, I expect the cronies, a.k.a. La Familia, to show up before the end of this match. Triple H makes his entrance a few minutes later. Justin Roberts with the official in-ring introductions, Mickey Henson is your referee in charge, showing off the belt. Edge charges Triple H at the bell and nails the Superman Punch, catching Triple H off-guard, and putting him in the corner, nailing him. Referee breaks it, Triple H comes out firing, whips Edge off the ropes and then throws him over the top rope. Edge leaps back up on the apron, Triple H knocks him off with a forearm shot, goes out and throws Edge into the ring barrier, picks him up and rolls him in the ring, lays his head over the apron and nails him with an elbow drop over the exposed neck! Triple H gets on the apron, pulls Edge up, pulls him backwards over the top rope and snaps his neck. Triple H gets back in teh ring, a few knees to th head, puts Edge into the corner, whips him back out into the opposite corner chest-first, Edge staggers out backwards, Triple H with a clothesline to the back of the head, Edge rolls out of the ring. Triple H comes over to the ropes, Edge gets on the apron, Triple H grabs the back of his head and slams him into the ringpost, Edge falls back to the floor. Triple H gets out of the ring on the opposite side, runs around expecting to catch Edge off-guard, Edge looks up and sees him coming, pulls Triple H down, and rolls back into the ring. Edge kicks Triple H in the chest as he gets back in, puts the champion in the corner, lays him out, steps back, charges and delivers a spear right into Triple H's midsection, he crumples and falls to the mat. Edge staggers to his feet, measure out a kick to the ribs and delivers. Triple H pulls himself up in the corner, Edge charges, Triple H with the boots up to stop it, Edge cuts him off with a knee to the midsection, whips Triple H to the opposite corner hard, both men fall to the mat. Edge rools out of the ring, grabs Triple H by the hair, pulls him out to the apron, and returns the elbow drop on the exposed neck. Edge pulls Triple H out of the ring and whips him into the steel ringsteps, Edge rolls back into the ring to break the count and raises his arms for the fans to boo him. Triple H is slumped over the SmackDown announcers table, Edge gets out of the ring, turns Triple H around and rams him backwards into the ring apron, then picks him up and slams him into the announcer's desk. Triple H staggers up, rolls into the ring, Edge follows up and covers for a pin attempt. Edge warps up Triple H with a body scissor across the midsection. Triple H sits up, but the air is being cut off. Triple H gets himself turned around and nails Edge in the head several times to break the hold. Triple H bounces off the ropes, Edge with a nice standing dropkick, hooks the leg, Triple H with a kickout immediately. Triple H rolls to the outside apron, Edge walks over, pulls him up, punches him in the head a few times, backs up, charges, Triple H sidesteps it and Edge sails through the ropes, crashing to the floor! Triple H rolls into the ring, crumpled on the mat. Referee starts the count on Edge. Triple H slumps off to a corner, Edge makes it back in, charges the corner, Triple H with a boot up, Edge tries again, another boot from the champ. Edge fires out of the corner with a trio of rights, Edge with a wild swing, Triple H ducks it, whips Edge off the ropes, ducks, Edge kicks him in the face, bounces off the ropes himself, Triple H spears him. Triple H whips Edge off the ropes, Edge reverses, Triple H catches him with a facebuster, throws Edge outside. Triple H throws Edge into the steel ringsteps, and then into the ringpost. Triple H picks Edge up and throws him back into the ring, climbs back in, but Edge kicks Triple H in the knee, goes for a baseball slide, Triple H ducks it, Triple H tries for a wild swing, Edge ducks it, steps around and plants Triple H on the floor with an Impaler DDT! Re |







