Police Taser Naked Student

**MSFixR** · 01-31-2007, 10:08 AM

Police zapped a US student with a taser gun after he stripped, smeared himself in oil and ran naked through a school canteen.

Taylor Killian, 18, performed the stunt as students had lunch at Westerville North High School, Ohio, reports the Columbus Dispatch.

"It just seemed like a good idea at the time," the honours student told authorities, according to Police Lieutenant John Petrozzi.

Killian strolled into a bathroom, removed his clothes, smeared grapeseed oil on himself and ran into the lunch crowd, police said.

His appearance caused pandemonium in the school, as students unsure of what was happening ran and screamed, police said.

When a school administrator confronted him, Killian made sexual gestures and ran, continuing to chase students.

School resource police officer Doug Staysniak ordered Killian to stop and, after trying unsuccessfully to grab the slippery student, fired his taser. Killian was zapped once, tried to get up, and was given a second zap.

"His exposure, no pun intended, was very limited once he was gotten under control," Petrozzi said.

Killian was taken to the hospital to have the Taser prongs removed, then booked and taken to the Delaware County jail.

He was charged with inducing panic, public indecency, resisting arrest and disorderly conduct. He will also be disciplined by school authorities.

Ananova, January 31, 2007

**Jocasta** · 01-31-2007, 11:20 AM

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charged with inducing panic

So a naked student caused panic... sure it wasn't the 'armed' police officers running after him?!

**MSFixR** · 01-31-2007, 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Jocasta

So a naked student caused panic... sure it wasn't the 'armed' police officers running after him?!

No, he was apparently chasing other students, particularily girls. You know how excitable young girls can be. I thought the idea of the grapeseed oil was clever although I wonder what he smelled like. Maybe that is why the other students were fleeing from him.

darko. · 03-04-2007, 08:05 PM

this is like something from a non funny teen movie.

**Bill5461** · 03-05-2007, 02:47 PM

If I was the cop I would have tazered him right in the nuts.....we gotta stop the freaks

**MissyO** · 03-06-2007, 07:57 AM

Oh, shlt that's funny. Am I the only one who would have killed to see it?
Man, I wish this shlt had happened when I was in school.

**Sk8er gurl** · 03-06-2007, 08:37 AM

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His exposure, no pun intended

LMAO

Maybe someone will upload it on youtube.

**Frasier** · 03-06-2007, 12:47 PM

...pffftt. When I was in uni a naked guy was running over the campus every week. He didn't use oil, though!

Me shudders...
http://paderline.com/data/scenery/00...0.00247811.jpg

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**MSFixR** · 03-06-2007, 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Frasier

...pffftt. When I was in uni a naked guy was running over the campus every week. He didn't use oil, though!

Me shudders...
http://paderline.com/data/scenery/00...0.00247811.jpg

YIKES!!! Now that's scary.

**Bill5461** · 03-06-2007, 01:46 PM

Silverspoon takes his final exam in Biology class

(Edit: Photos Removed. Damit guys, mods, we do have those pesky nudity rules.)

01-31-2007, 10:08 AM	#1 (permalink)
MSFixR Science Boy Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Dante's Inferno, Circle 4 Posts: 9,561 My Profile	Police Taser Naked Student Police zapped a US student with a taser gun after he stripped, smeared himself in oil and ran naked through a school canteen. Taylor Killian, 18, performed the stunt as students had lunch at Westerville North High School, Ohio, reports the Columbus Dispatch. "It just seemed like a good idea at the time," the honours student told authorities, according to Police Lieutenant John Petrozzi. Killian strolled into a bathroom, removed his clothes, smeared grapeseed oil on himself and ran into the lunch crowd, police said. His appearance caused pandemonium in the school, as students unsure of what was happening ran and screamed, police said. When a school administrator confronted him, Killian made sexual gestures and ran, continuing to chase students. School resource police officer Doug Staysniak ordered Killian to stop and, after trying unsuccessfully to grab the slippery student, fired his taser. Killian was zapped once, tried to get up, and was given a second zap. "His exposure, no pun intended, was very limited once he was gotten under control," Petrozzi said. Killian was taken to the hospital to have the Taser prongs removed, then booked and taken to the Delaware County jail. He was charged with inducing panic, public indecency, resisting arrest and disorderly conduct. He will also be disciplined by school authorities. Ananova, January 31, 2007

03-06-2007, 12:47 PM	#8 (permalink)
Frasier I.D.I.C. Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 5,119 My Profile	...pffftt. When I was in uni a naked guy was running over the campus every week. He didn't use oil, though! Me shudders... http://paderline.com/data/scenery/00...0.00247811.jpg (Edit) Last edited by open32 : 03-06-2007 at 02:18 PM.

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Bill5461 Scarlett Mod Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Upstate New York Posts: 12,711 My Profile	Silverspoon takes his final exam in Biology class (Edit: Photos Removed. Damit guys, mods, we do have those pesky nudity rules.) Last edited by open32 : 03-06-2007 at 02:21 PM.

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darko. Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: shlums 'o shaolin Posts: 2,115	this is like something from a non funny teen movie.

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Bill5461 Scarlett Mod Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Upstate New York Posts: 12,711 My Profile	If I was the cop I would have tazered him right in the nuts.....we gotta stop the freaks

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MissyO Perennially Disgruntled Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Sydney Posts: 4,201 My Profile	Oh, shlt that's funny. Am I the only one who would have killed to see it? Man, I wish this shlt had happened when I was in school.

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