Best thing about being a man.

**Jocasta** · 02-05-2008, 05:33 AM

Anyone?

Scotty · 02-05-2008, 07:42 AM

Cheaper phone bills?
Able to open a jar?

You know what, standing up.
Make 20% more for doing the same job as a woman.
No Menstrual cramps.
Not having to squeeze a baby out of you.

aloha · 02-05-2008, 07:55 AM

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Not having to squeeze a baby out of you.

you guys would die if you have to

Scotty · 02-05-2008, 08:10 AM

Wedding plans take care of themselves.
You can wear a white shirt to a water park.
Foreplay is optional.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So, notice anything different?"

edawg99 · 02-05-2008, 11:26 AM

You pretty much named them all Scotty.

**Jocasta** · 02-05-2008, 11:28 AM

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Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So, notice anything different?"

Like that one! Although I assume not of your pals are women.

Dark Dude · 02-05-2008, 09:09 PM

we have a penis and it receives and gives joy. its like an input and an output at the same time. only its not an input like a hole, its an input like an antenna.

darko. · 02-06-2008, 12:17 AM

The clitoris is really the only thing women have on us. That and they can have multiple orgasms. Well..so can men suposedly but we have to deal with blue balls and other unhealthy side effects of holding it in.

Other than that we pretty much rule.

Yeah women are nicer to look at but their looks start to fade after 19.

darko. · 02-06-2008, 12:20 AM

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Originally Posted by aloha

you guys would die if you have to

apparetnyl so do women, as the pre-modern health industry death rates among pregnant women were much higher

Many women use drugs during childbirth. So they really don't have any ground to walk on.

Keep in mind the fact that women exagerrate everything from the joy of sitting on a couch to eating chocolate or yogurt, according to commercials. I have no reason not to beleive this is the same

:rol leyes4:

**Jocasta** · 02-06-2008, 03:08 AM

The Dude is back!

darko, you're right the clitoris is a wonderful thing.

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I have no reason not to beleive this is the same

Believe.

Osama McDonald · 02-06-2008, 06:21 PM

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Yeah women are nicer to look at

And that's mostly an advantage for men. We get to bang the hot little sluts

**Jocasta** · 02-06-2008, 06:59 PM

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Yeah women are nicer to look at

Depends on who you're looking at and who's doing the looking.

Gumby · 02-06-2008, 09:21 PM

We don't fall victim to social trends. If a magazine tells us we're not good enough, we just don't buy it

Scotty · 02-19-2008, 10:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Jocasta

Like that one! Although I assume not of your pals are women.

BM and you are my only female friends.

**Jocasta** · 02-20-2008, 04:03 AM

^That's funny!

Scotty · 02-20-2008, 06:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Jocasta

^That's funny!

Not really

Thought I had more up till last week. Gotta not kiss my pals damn it! (Female yes).

**Jocasta** · 02-20-2008, 06:45 AM

Sorry, I just thought it sounded funny but if they're just pals then maybe kissing them is not a good plan.

Ophelia · 02-20-2008, 11:31 AM

I thought me and Scotty were tight...

Scotty · 02-20-2008, 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Jocasta

Sorry, I just thought it sounded funny but if they're just pals then maybe kissing them is not a good plan.

Yah, I agree. So did she. Kissed and she said it wasn't a good idea.

Oh well.

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I thought me and Scotty were tight

Not as tight as me and this girl it seems but love ya anyway.

Phobos · 04-26-2008, 03:09 PM

The Y chromosome

Need I go on?

02-05-2008, 05:33 AM	#1 (permalink)
Jocasta Josh&Hart&Nett. Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 21,213 My Profile	Best thing about being a man. Anyone?

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Scotty Banned by Stuper Mods Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: N Korea Posts: 877 My Profile	Cheaper phone bills? Able to open a jar? You know what, standing up. Make 20% more for doing the same job as a woman. No Menstrual cramps. Not having to squeeze a baby out of you.

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Scotty Banned by Stuper Mods Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: N Korea Posts: 877 My Profile	Wedding plans take care of themselves. You can wear a white shirt to a water park. Foreplay is optional. Car mechanics tell you the truth. Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So, notice anything different?"

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edawg99 Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Canada Posts: 8,898 My Profile	You pretty much named them all Scotty.

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Dark Dude sla-pus a bit-chus Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: San Antonio Posts: 940 My Profile	we have a penis and it receives and gives joy. its like an input and an output at the same time. only its not an input like a hole, its an input like an antenna.

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darko. Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: shlums 'o shaolin Posts: 2,129	The clitoris is really the only thing women have on us. That and they can have multiple orgasms. Well..so can men suposedly but we have to deal with blue balls and other unhealthy side effects of holding it in. Other than that we pretty much rule. Yeah women are nicer to look at but their looks start to fade after 19.

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Gumby Ya Rly! Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 1,029 My Profile	We don't fall victim to social trends. If a magazine tells us we're not good enough, we just don't buy it

02-20-2008, 04:03 AM	#15 (permalink)
Jocasta Josh&Hart&Nett. Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 21,213 My Profile	^That's funny!

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Jocasta Josh&Hart&Nett. Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 21,213 My Profile	Sorry, I just thought it sounded funny but if they're just pals then maybe kissing them is not a good plan.

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