Morning wood

12-02-2007, 07:33 AM

So, there's this giant redwood (I can only speak for myself) reaching for the skies. Can't turn over to my stomach, hurts like a mofo.

Knocking down mobile antennas, bringing down satellites, how can one bring it down to normal human size?

Pissing doesn't do it for me, hot or cold shower: still there (I find the cold very arousing), and putting on pants is a nuisance. Takes too long to calm the beast. What to do, what to do...

**Ophelia** · 12-02-2007, 08:47 AM

AAAAAAAAAH! *runs screaming out of thread*

Scotty · 12-02-2007, 09:32 AM

You should think about naked men.

Jocasta · 12-02-2007, 11:09 AM

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Takes too long to calm the beast.

There's no calming a beast like that, you need help, want a hand?

*pretends to be shocked and runs out to find Op*

**MissyO** · 12-02-2007, 02:17 PM

Get that checked by a doctor. It might be a medical problem.

aloha · 12-02-2007, 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by ophelia

AAAAAAAAAH! *runs screaming out of thread*

aaahhhhhhhhhh *follows her*

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jocasta

There's no calming a beast like that, you need help, want a hand?

hehe, Kate you JOHO

**superboy** · 12-09-2007, 12:59 AM

U get ur gf to take care of the "redwood" or just wait it out.

Jocasta · 12-10-2007, 05:33 AM

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Originally Posted by superboy

U get ur gf to take care of the "redwood" or just wait it out.

And film it, of course.

**Bill5461** · 12-10-2007, 07:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Jocasta

And film it, of course.

9.5

**Plastic Flute** · 12-10-2007, 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Scotty

You should think about naked men.

Atta Boy Scotty. A man after my own heart.

**Frasier** · 12-11-2007, 02:49 PM

Ouch... bad for you! Look here... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapism

12-11-2007, 03:18 PM

HA! It never last for more than 4 hours. 1.2 at most.

aloha · 12-11-2007, 03:40 PM

but doesn´t it hurt then? ouch

12-11-2007, 05:47 PM

It's merely a nuisance, only hurts if pressure is applied. HAHAHAHA!

aloha · 12-11-2007, 08:38 PM

ah yes sure! so hopefully you are okay

Captain Beefheart · 12-13-2007, 04:52 AM

Belt tuck! And make sure you are not wearing sweat/warm-up pants. That s!hit stands out like a christmas tree in july.

aloha · 12-13-2007, 07:25 AM

what should that show us?

Captain Beefheart · 12-13-2007, 08:43 AM

Typically the sattelite points at everyone and makes a big bulge in the jeans. If you tuck it under your belt, then it keeps it pressed to your body. If not only makes it more 'sleek' but also makes a nice fade into the 'belt buckle' area which naturally sticks out a little farther than the rest...

**Ophelia** · 12-13-2007, 08:50 AM

aloha · 12-13-2007, 09:06 AM

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yes

12-02-2007, 07:33 AM	#1 (permalink)
Avis Phlox Posts: n/a	Morning wood So, there's this giant redwood (I can only speak for myself) reaching for the skies. Can't turn over to my stomach, hurts like a mofo. Knocking down mobile antennas, bringing down satellites, how can one bring it down to normal human size? Pissing doesn't do it for me, hot or cold shower: still there (I find the cold very arousing), and putting on pants is a nuisance. Takes too long to calm the beast. What to do, what to do...

12-09-2007, 12:59 AM	#7 (permalink)
superboy Sports/Starlets Mod Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Philly Posts: 11,621	U get ur gf to take care of the "redwood" or just wait it out. Last edited by superboy : 12-09-2007 at 12:59 AM.

12-13-2007, 08:43 AM	#18 (permalink)
Captain Beefheart Mu nótahu Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: In a West End town, a dead end world Posts: 3,599 My Profile	Typically the sattelite points at everyone and makes a big bulge in the jeans. If you tuck it under your belt, then it keeps it pressed to your body. If not only makes it more 'sleek' but also makes a nice fade into the 'belt buckle' area which naturally sticks out a little farther than the rest... Last edited by Captain Beefheart : 12-13-2007 at 08:45 AM.

12-02-2007, 08:47 AM	#2 (permalink)
Ophelia JOHO Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Joshtopia Posts: 6,893 My Profile	AAAAAAAAAH! runs screaming out of thread

12-02-2007, 09:32 AM	#3 (permalink)
Scotty Banned by Stuper Mods Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: N Korea Posts: 808 My Profile	You should think about naked men.

12-02-2007, 02:17 PM	#5 (permalink)
MissyO Perennially Disgruntled Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Sydney Posts: 4,051 My Profile	Get that checked by a doctor. It might be a medical problem.

12-11-2007, 02:49 PM	#11 (permalink)
Frasier I.D.I.C. Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 5,077 My Profile	Ouch... bad for you! Look here... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapism

12-11-2007, 03:18 PM	#12 (permalink)
Avis Phlox Posts: n/a	HA! It never last for more than 4 hours. 1.2 at most.

12-11-2007, 03:40 PM	#13 (permalink)
aloha 30 Days of Josh Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Germany Posts: 17,542 My Profile	but doesn´t it hurt then? ouch

12-11-2007, 05:47 PM	#14 (permalink)
Avis Phlox Posts: n/a	It's merely a nuisance, only hurts if pressure is applied. HAHAHAHA!

12-11-2007, 08:38 PM	#15 (permalink)
aloha 30 Days of Josh Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Germany Posts: 17,542 My Profile	ah yes sure! so hopefully you are okay

12-13-2007, 04:52 AM	#16 (permalink)
Captain Beefheart Mu nótahu Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: In a West End town, a dead end world Posts: 3,599 My Profile	Belt tuck! And make sure you are not wearing sweat/warm-up pants. That s!hit stands out like a christmas tree in july.

12-13-2007, 07:25 AM	#17 (permalink)
aloha 30 Days of Josh Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Germany Posts: 17,542 My Profile	what should that show us?

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12-13-2007, 08:50 AM	#19 (permalink)
Ophelia JOHO Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Joshtopia Posts: 6,893 My Profile	9

12-13-2007, 09:06 AM	#20 (permalink)
aloha 30 Days of Josh Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Germany Posts: 17,542 My Profile	ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yes