AM I THE ONLY ONE?

Scotty · 12-01-2007, 05:02 PM

When you put your hands down your pants to feel/scratch your balls do you not feel the urge to smell your hands afterwards!

Don't lie!

12-01-2007, 05:06 PM

Negative. Because I know I'll smell like body lotion.

Perhaps you have dry skin down there. Try some lotion after a bath.

Scotty · 12-01-2007, 05:11 PM

Ahh come on, you know you've done it!

Seriously though I really can't be arsed to use lotion for anything else than after shaving.

12-01-2007, 06:18 PM

Yes, I have. Smells like body lotion.

Since I was wee, I've always always always made sure hygienes was top notch and 1st priority before stepping outside. At the end of the day, guys reek when they sweat. I've had the unfortunate privilege of coming in contact with guys at the tech dept. smelling like sweaty pits after crawling in walls and ceilings throwing cables up for a classroom of 25+ computers.

Plus, a lotion-up "member" feels nice in the pants.

Scotty · 12-01-2007, 06:42 PM

Knew it!

Dareiko · 12-26-2007, 01:48 PM

I can smell the sexy touch.

**Gumby** · 12-28-2007, 08:15 PM

I make someone else smell it.

Captain Beefheart · 12-29-2007, 12:50 AM

Yah.

And they smell like your grandpa's box of vintage rain coats he used to keep in the attic.

12-01-2007, 05:02 PM	#1 (permalink)
Scotty Banned by Stuper Mods Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: N Korea Posts: 810 My Profile	AM I THE ONLY ONE? When you put your hands down your pants to feel/scratch your balls do you not feel the urge to smell your hands afterwards! Don't lie!

12-01-2007, 05:06 PM	#2 (permalink)
Avis Phlox Posts: n/a	Negative. Because I know I'll smell like body lotion. Perhaps you have dry skin down there. Try some lotion after a bath. Last edited by Avis Phlox : 12-01-2007 at 05:07 PM.

12-01-2007, 06:18 PM	#4 (permalink)
Avis Phlox Posts: n/a	Yes, I have. Smells like body lotion. Since I was wee, I've always always always made sure hygienes was top notch and 1st priority before stepping outside. At the end of the day, guys reek when they sweat. I've had the unfortunate privilege of coming in contact with guys at the tech dept. smelling like sweaty pits after crawling in walls and ceilings throwing cables up for a classroom of 25+ computers. Plus, a lotion-up "member" feels nice in the pants. Last edited by Avis Phlox : 12-01-2007 at 06:18 PM.

12-01-2007, 05:11 PM	#3 (permalink)
Scotty Banned by Stuper Mods Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: N Korea Posts: 810 My Profile	Ahh come on, you know you've done it! Seriously though I really can't be arsed to use lotion for anything else than after shaving.

12-01-2007, 06:42 PM	#5 (permalink)
Scotty Banned by Stuper Mods Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: N Korea Posts: 810 My Profile	Knew it!

12-26-2007, 01:48 PM	#6 (permalink)
Dareiko Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 94 My Profile	I can smell the sexy touch.

12-28-2007, 08:15 PM	#7 (permalink)
Gumby Ya Rly! Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 943 My Profile	I make someone else smell it.

12-29-2007, 12:50 AM	#8 (permalink)
Captain Beefheart Mu nótahu Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: In a West End town, a dead end world Posts: 3,677 My Profile	Yah. And they smell like your grandpa's box of vintage rain coats he used to keep in the attic.

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