What would you do if you were a girl for a day?

[Dark Dude]

masturbate all day

[Plastic Flute]

^ hows your Mom feeling?

[Ophelia]

ewe..don't go from masterbation to talking about his mother, you'll scar him! No seriously, how is your mom DD?

[Moshe..]

Oh we used to always talk about this stuff in greek philosophy lessons. TEiresias was changed into a woman by hera. And s/he subsequently went on to become the most successful prostitute in thebes (which is no small thing since thebes was very proud of having some of the most skilful prostitutes outside persia). So that is the typical argument in favour of gay sex: it’s supposed to be easier to please your own gender. It’s so offensive to the human condition! It’s not like all men/women are same. Anyway, according to hesiod, zeus and hera were arguing about which gender had it better. And so hera summoned teiresias (who’d somehow become a man again by this stage i can’t remember why!), who revealed to them that women actually enjoy sex up to ten times more than any man, and have tens time more sexual appetite than any man ect. Which sounds really unfair on men! But then, obviously, they all agreed that at least men get to be ten times better looking than women. It’s so hilarious because when virgil visited athens in 19 bc, just before his death, he was astounded by the implausible beauty of the men and the comparative dowdiness of the women, who didn’t even bother with make-up. On the other hand, roman girls wouldn’t be seen dead without their mascara! Athenian men were so interested in each other they just forgot about women, and the women consequently got so depressed they gave up on themselves (although this was almost five hundred years after the golden age)! But even in macedon, you have the notorious tale of olympias, the most beautiful woman in thrace, who was so sexually frustrated (her husband philip spent all day with boys) that she resorted to raping a snake. I think we have to feel sorry for her, but the behaviour is so irresponsible and it was very upsetting for the children. No wonder alexander ended up with anger management problems.

[Jocasta]

that women actually enjoy sex up to ten times more than any man, and have tens time more sexual appetite than any man ect. Which sounds really unfair on men! But then, obviously, they all agreed that at least men get to be ten times better looking than women.

I can't disagree with any of that.

[Plastic Flute]

true dat

[Scotty]

Originally Posted by Moshe..

Oh we used to always talk about this stuff in greek philosophy lessons. TEiresias was changed into a woman by hera. And s/he subsequently went on to become the most successful prostitute in thebes (which is no small thing since thebes was very proud of having some of the most skilful prostitutes outside persia). So that is the typical argument in favour of gay sex: it’s supposed to be easier to please your own gender. It’s so offensive to the human condition! It’s not like all men/women are same. Anyway, according to hesiod, zeus and hera were arguing about which gender had it better. And so hera summoned teiresias (who’d somehow become a man again by this stage i can’t remember why!), who revealed to them that women actually enjoy sex up to ten times more than any man, and have tens time more sexual appetite than any man ect. Which sounds really unfair on men! But then, obviously, they all agreed that at least men get to be ten times better looking than women. It’s so hilarious because when virgil visited athens in 19 bc, just before his death, he was astounded by the implausible beauty of the men and the comparative dowdiness of the women, who didn’t even bother with make-up. On the other hand, roman girls wouldn’t be seen dead without their mascara! Athenian men were so interested in each other they just forgot about women, and the women consequently got so depressed they gave up on themselves (although this was almost five hundred years after the golden age)! But even in macedon, you have the notorious tale of olympias, the most beautiful woman in thrace, who was so sexually frustrated (her husband philip spent all day with boys) that she resorted to raping a snake. I think we have to feel sorry for her, but the behaviour is so irresponsible and it was very upsetting for the children. No wonder alexander ended up with anger management problems.

Don't seem to have taught you what a paragraph is though champ. Anyway, how's thing's.

No. I read none of that. You have an astounding effect of sending me to sleep. Not many top that.

[Captain Beefheart]

Moshe's posts are hypnotic. Jivey poetry style, engrained deep enough to manifest itself in his shopping lists, I bet.

[Moshe..]

I like shopping. Men and women are too similar exactly. I think women are much more obsessed and aggressive with sex only because on average they don't have as many hobbies or as much of a life as men, especially in ancient greece - greek women got really bored! It was scary to be a man in athens, they always had to avoid being ambushed by people. Maybe the gender differences sometimes seem way bigger because you're attracted to your opposite personality type. Especially couples who end up getting married, they're usually total opposites. ANd anyway science says sex probably feels the same for men and women since apparently almost exactly the same neurological patterns fire up in their brain scans.

[Captain Beefheart]

You casually seem to be forgetting about your height complex and women who wear high heels. There's this secretary at office who sprints around the office in heels. We put obstacles in the floor trying to trip her up, but she evades them easily.

I always thought if a woman couldn't look sexy in flip flops or tennis shoes that it wasn't meant to be.

[Moshe..]

High-heels can suddenly turn a normal women into a giant spider like animal who can only travel at two miles per hour. My favourite dream at the moment involves spending all day in the presential suite of the hotel crillon in paris licking beluga caviar off carla bruni's sergio rossi heels. Obviously her feet are not in the heels at the same time! that would be very weird! She just has nice shoes.

[SilverSpoon]

Die.

[Dark Dude]

aww my mom's much better. thank you.

[SilverSpoon]

The healing power of Christ and Charles Bronson.

[SilverSpoon]

Nah.