How much of a man are you...

SilverSpoon · 08-16-2007, 09:32 AM

...when it comes to manly things?

darko. · 08-16-2007, 01:21 PM

im the goddamn darko

08-16-2007, 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilverSpoon

...when it comes to manly things?

I ask the same about you.

**MissyO** · 08-17-2007, 05:04 AM

Sadly, I am quite manly. Which would be great if I actually was a dude, but as a chick gets me questioned sometimes.

08-17-2007, 05:18 PM

^ Switch to chewing tobacco. Grow some hair on your chest.

Or let your hair grow long and wear a sun dress. Your choice. If you choose the latter, stand in front of the setting Sun.

SilverSpoon · 08-23-2007, 08:14 PM

Jocasta · 08-29-2007, 09:54 AM

Bumpity bump, bump, bump.

Still no one?

Captain Beefheart · 09-09-2007, 05:12 AM

I act out scenes from classic movies with my old school WWF action figures. For instance, I usually have Hulk Hogan and Jimmy Superfly Snuka perform the Earl Partridge death scene from "Magnolia".

I also talk to my cousins girlfriend dog, like, all the time. and in weird voices. He tilts his head to the side after you say something like he's acknowledging that he doesn't understand. It's the cutest thing. And the other day I draped a towel over his back and it looked like a cape and I pretended he was a king and I was a servant of His Majesty's Royal Court.

I smell my socks before I throw them in the hamper.

Ialso have a compulsive desire to check my ****, especially if it' s been a BAD one, it's kinda like I just put in the work so I gotta see what it was for, if it's a particularly unhealthy looking deposit I feel I've achieved something.

All of my remotes are placed in order of use from right being the most used to the left being seldom used. They are also aligned, and if they are moved the slightest bit I freak until they are fixed.

Jocasta · 09-09-2007, 02:48 PM

Beefy, you are all man.

itwasn'tme · 11-28-2007, 03:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MissyO

Sadly, I am quite manly. Which would be great if I actually was a dude, but as a chick gets me questioned sometimes.

No you would not say anything at all if you was.

Osama McDonald · 11-28-2007, 08:47 PM

Quote:

How manly are you?

I could tell you.....but I can't find my ruler.

Well, I guess you could always ask my six bitches.......err, girlfriends.\\

**Gumby** · 11-29-2007, 12:55 AM

I'm so manly, people grow hair on their chest just from standing next to me.

darko. · 11-29-2007, 10:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by darko.

im the goddamn darko

when the **** did i write this?? =o

11-29-2007, 10:55 PM

you were drunk on jesus juice.

itwasn'tme · 11-30-2007, 09:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Avis Phlox

you were drunk on jesus juice.

Most the time it's not jesus juice.

Captain Beefheart · 12-13-2007, 05:00 AM

I love to water my plants and watch the water soak into the soil. I fear for their lives, and what will happen to me when they die.

After i'll take my morning piss, when the first rush of relief comes over me I moan, "Oh lord no oh why oh god no," like a sigh of climactic release. The word choice is puzzling tho, it seems so negative and yet arises from such an an immensely pleasurable moment.

During my second piss of the day I flush the toilet before I'm done and try to finish before the toilet is done flushing.. I win about 80% of the time, and if not I'm usually a close 2nd.

08-16-2007, 09:32 AM	#1 (permalink)
SilverSpoon Kamen Rider Kiva Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: www.canofnothing.com Posts: 7,516	How much of a man are you... ...when it comes to manly things?

09-09-2007, 05:12 AM	#8 (permalink)
Captain Beefheart Mu nótahu Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: In a West End town, a dead end world Posts: 3,573 My Profile	I act out scenes from classic movies with my old school WWF action figures. For instance, I usually have Hulk Hogan and Jimmy Superfly Snuka perform the Earl Partridge death scene from "Magnolia". I also talk to my cousins girlfriend dog, like, all the time. and in weird voices. He tilts his head to the side after you say something like he's acknowledging that he doesn't understand. It's the cutest thing. And the other day I draped a towel over his back and it looked like a cape and I pretended he was a king and I was a servant of His Majesty's Royal Court. I smell my socks before I throw them in the hamper. Ialso have a compulsive desire to check my ***, especially if it' s been a BAD one, it's kinda like I just put in the work so I gotta see what it was for, if it's a particularly unhealthy looking deposit I feel I've achieved something. All of my remotes are placed in order of use from right being the most used to the left being seldom used. They are also aligned, and if they are moved the slightest bit I freak until they are fixed. Last edited by Captain Beefheart : 09-09-2007 at 05:29 AM.*

08-16-2007, 01:21 PM	#2 (permalink)
darko. Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: shlums 'o shaolin Posts: 2,086	im the goddamn darko

08-17-2007, 05:04 AM	#4 (permalink)
MissyO Perennially Disgruntled Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Sydney Posts: 4,047 My Profile	Sadly, I am quite manly. Which would be great if I actually was a dude, but as a chick gets me questioned sometimes.

08-17-2007, 05:18 PM	#5 (permalink)
Avis Phlox Posts: n/a	^ Switch to chewing tobacco. Grow some hair on your chest. Or let your hair grow long and wear a sun dress. Your choice. If you choose the latter, stand in front of the setting Sun.

08-23-2007, 08:14 PM	#6 (permalink)
SilverSpoon Kamen Rider Kiva Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: www.canofnothing.com Posts: 7,516	Bump

08-29-2007, 09:54 AM	#7 (permalink)
Jocasta Joshtopian Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 17,341 My Profile	Bumpity bump, bump, bump. Still no one?

09-09-2007, 02:48 PM	#9 (permalink)
Jocasta Joshtopian Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 17,341 My Profile	Beefy, you are all man.

11-29-2007, 12:55 AM	#12 (permalink)
Gumby Ya Rly! Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 936 My Profile	I'm so manly, people grow hair on their chest just from standing next to me.

11-29-2007, 10:55 PM	#14 (permalink)
Avis Phlox Posts: n/a	you were drunk on jesus juice.

12-13-2007, 05:00 AM	#16 (permalink)
Captain Beefheart Mu nótahu Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: In a West End town, a dead end world Posts: 3,573 My Profile	I love to water my plants and watch the water soak into the soil. I fear for their lives, and what will happen to me when they die. After i'll take my morning piss, when the first rush of relief comes over me I moan, "Oh lord no oh why oh god no," like a sigh of climactic release. The word choice is puzzling tho, it seems so negative and yet arises from such an an immensely pleasurable moment. During my second piss of the day I flush the toilet before I'm done and try to finish before the toilet is done flushing.. I win about 80% of the time, and if not I'm usually a close 2nd.

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