Cuddle boners

SilverSpoon · 01-17-2007, 10:27 PM

So do you get 'em?

**MissyO** · 01-17-2007, 10:30 PM

Yes. Yes I do.

SilverSpoon · 01-17-2007, 10:35 PM

Yeah, me too.

Wolf · 01-18-2007, 02:00 AM

What is a cuddle boner?

**Jocasta** · 01-18-2007, 03:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MissyO

Yes. Yes I do.

Of course, me too.

Samson The Cat · 01-18-2007, 04:30 AM

What's that and why do the women get it?

R@H · 01-18-2007, 12:49 PM

No sorry i don't get those...

darko. · 01-18-2007, 05:09 PM

SilverSpoon has only ever cuddled with his Mom, Dad, and older sister.

and derek

Wolf · 01-21-2007, 02:59 PM

Silverspoon's a freak.

. As for those cuddle boners I don't think I've ever had one while cuddling.

Captain Beefheart · 01-22-2007, 09:21 PM

Now I understand ladies, you have all the problems. Periods, babies, blah blah blah.

But one thing you DON'T have to worry about...and be really glad that you don't...is the random raging stiffy.

It only happens when it's time to leave your office/cubicle and go down the hall. It can be the product of viewing porn, indeed, but what few women know is that it can happen at any time for seemingly no reason as well!

Many minutes have been wasted at work sitting at my desk waiting for my hard on to go away so that I can stand up and go to the break room for a soda or grab a fax. Fortunately if it gets too bad the bathroom is right next door so I can rub a quick one out, but it's still inconvenient as all hell because I have to spend a few minutes trying to find it first.

PS:

Alllow me to bring up this bastard AW: Shitting with a boner.

Usually the feeling of having to poop causes Petete to turn into a cocktail weenie.

It may turn others on, but certainly not me.

-Beefheart

Samson The Cat · 01-22-2007, 09:26 PM

Eh yes. Never happened to me that I got wood while pooing. The thought alone is somewhat ... strange and not in a pleasant way.

Captain Beefheart · 01-22-2007, 09:33 PM

I remember this one that I was chilling with a girlfriend watching "Labyrinth" on her bed. I was behind her and ended up stabbing her in the butt. I felt really ackward 'cuz it was during a scene where Bowie was sporting his all too revealing leotard. It made for a good laugh as I sat back and pondered my sexuality..

*Fanhost Confessional*

I used to get erections from silly 6th grade stuff like, holding girls hands and silly cheesy stuff. Try having a random erection then getting called up for a classroom presentation. You know, like to worse times to get one when everyone is leaving and expect you do to so too. Like in school when the lesson is over or whatever. You sit there in panic and try to focus on ugliness and things to soften up a little.

-Beefheart

**Jocasta** · 01-23-2007, 04:11 AM

Quote:

Now I understand ladies, you have all the problems. Periods, babies, blah blah blah.

But one thing you DON'T have to worry about...and be really glad that you don't...is the random raging stiffy.

Yep, finally we got one! Hooked him in nice and slowly... and BAM!

Quote:

but what few women know is that it can happen at any time for seemingly no reason as well!

Yes we do... because we have to hear about it night and day, endlessly, without stopping... moaning about your uncontrollable knob... yes, we know, we get it!

Captain Beefheart · 01-23-2007, 06:31 PM

Well.... I'll say this much: I'd rather have an inverted penis than an extroverted (improper wording, but you get what im saying) vagina. Did you know Joan Rivers' vagina goes half way down her leg and then dangles there like a rabid dog that was just hung up by a tree for biting children.

Well know you know.

**** size subconscienely weighs in on way more decisions than you would think.

**Plastic Flute** · 01-23-2007, 07:47 PM

This is a Cuttle Bone.

SilverSpoon · 01-23-2007, 09:07 PM

What do I do with it?

**Plastic Flute** · 01-23-2007, 09:34 PM

Put it in your Bird cage.

SilverSpoon · 01-23-2007, 09:47 PM

What do the birds do with it?

**Plastic Flute** · 01-23-2007, 10:46 PM

sharpen their beaks. you should get one for the parrot in your video

SilverSpoon · 01-23-2007, 10:54 PM

Parrot? You mean from Materialism? That's not my bird, and I think he's dead now anyway.

01-17-2007, 10:27 PM	#1 (permalink)
SilverSpoon Kamen Rider Kiva Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: www.canofnothing.com Posts: 7,526	Cuddle boners So do you get 'em?

01-22-2007, 09:21 PM	#10 (permalink)
Captain Beefheart Mu nótahu Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: In a West End town, a dead end world Posts: 3,675 My Profile	Man i'm feeling this thread... Now I understand ladies, you have all the problems. Periods, babies, blah blah blah. But one thing you DON'T have to worry about...and be really glad that you don't...is the random raging stiffy. It only happens when it's time to leave your office/cubicle and go down the hall. It can be the product of viewing porn, indeed, but what few women know is that it can happen at any time for seemingly no reason as well! Many minutes have been wasted at work sitting at my desk waiting for my hard on to go away so that I can stand up and go to the break room for a soda or grab a fax. Fortunately if it gets too bad the bathroom is right next door so I can rub a quick one out, but it's still inconvenient as all hell because I have to spend a few minutes trying to find it first. PS: Alllow me to bring up this bastard AW: Shitting with a boner. Usually the feeling of having to poop causes Petete to turn into a cocktail weenie. It may turn others on, but certainly not me. -Beefheart Last edited by Captain Beefheart : 01-22-2007 at 09:45 PM.

01-22-2007, 09:33 PM	#12 (permalink)
Captain Beefheart Mu nótahu Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: In a West End town, a dead end world Posts: 3,675 My Profile	Maybe i'm just weird? I remember this one that I was chilling with a girlfriend watching "Labyrinth" on her bed. I was behind her and ended up stabbing her in the butt. I felt really ackward 'cuz it was during a scene where Bowie was sporting his all too revealing leotard. It made for a good laugh as I sat back and pondered my sexuality.. Fanhost Confessional I used to get erections from silly 6th grade stuff like, holding girls hands and silly cheesy stuff. Try having a random erection then getting called up for a classroom presentation. You know, like to worse times to get one when everyone is leaving and expect you do to so too. Like in school when the lesson is over or whatever. You sit there in panic and try to focus on ugliness and things to soften up a little. -Beefheart

01-23-2007, 10:46 PM	#19 (permalink)
Plastic Flute ICHiBAN HoOT Join Date: May 2006 Location: New Jersey Posts: 12,848 My Profile	sharpen their beaks. you should get one for the parrot in your video Last edited by Plastic Flute : 01-23-2007 at 10:48 PM.

01-23-2007, 10:54 PM	#20 (permalink)
SilverSpoon Kamen Rider Kiva Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: www.canofnothing.com Posts: 7,526	Parrot? You mean from Materialism? That's not my bird, and I think he's dead now anyway. Last edited by SilverSpoon : 01-23-2007 at 10:54 PM.

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MissyO Perennially Disgruntled Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Sydney Posts: 4,111 My Profile	Yes. Yes I do.

01-17-2007, 10:35 PM	#3 (permalink)
SilverSpoon Kamen Rider Kiva Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: www.canofnothing.com Posts: 7,526	Yeah, me too.

01-18-2007, 02:00 AM	#4 (permalink)
Wolf The Elder Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 4,138 My Profile	What is a cuddle boner?

01-18-2007, 04:30 AM	#6 (permalink)
Samson The Cat Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Thuringia Posts: 2,207 My Profile	What's that and why do the women get it?

01-18-2007, 12:49 PM	#7 (permalink)
R@H Lovin' it Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 2,868 My Profile	No sorry i don't get those...

01-18-2007, 05:09 PM	#8 (permalink)
darko. Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: shlums 'o shaolin Posts: 2,087	SilverSpoon has only ever cuddled with his Mom, Dad, and older sister. and derek

01-21-2007, 02:59 PM	#9 (permalink)
Wolf The Elder Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 4,138 My Profile	Silverspoon's a freak. . As for those cuddle boners I don't think I've ever had one while cuddling.

01-22-2007, 09:26 PM	#11 (permalink)
Samson The Cat Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Thuringia Posts: 2,207 My Profile	Eh yes. Never happened to me that I got wood while pooing. The thought alone is somewhat ... strange and not in a pleasant way.

01-23-2007, 06:31 PM	#14 (permalink)
Captain Beefheart Mu nótahu Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: In a West End town, a dead end world Posts: 3,675 My Profile	Well.... I'll say this much: I'd rather have an inverted penis than an extroverted (improper wording, but you get what im saying) vagina. Did you know Joan Rivers' vagina goes half way down her leg and then dangles there like a rabid dog that was just hung up by a tree for biting children. Well know you know. **** size subconscienely weighs in on way more decisions than you would think.

01-23-2007, 07:47 PM	#15 (permalink)
Plastic Flute ICHiBAN HoOT Join Date: May 2006 Location: New Jersey Posts: 12,848 My Profile	This is a Cuttle Bone.

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01-23-2007, 09:07 PM	#16 (permalink)
SilverSpoon Kamen Rider Kiva Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: www.canofnothing.com Posts: 7,526	What do I do with it?

01-23-2007, 09:34 PM	#17 (permalink)
Plastic Flute ICHiBAN HoOT Join Date: May 2006 Location: New Jersey Posts: 12,848 My Profile	Put it in your Bird cage.

01-23-2007, 09:47 PM	#18 (permalink)
SilverSpoon Kamen Rider Kiva Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: www.canofnothing.com Posts: 7,526	What do the birds do with it?