High Tech Condoms

[RebelMan]

http://www.sciencenewsden.com/hightechcondoms.html

Ukraine - A Ukrainian scientist has invented a condom that plays music during sex, Korrespondent magazine reported yesterday.

Hryhory Chausovsky developed the birth-control device as a novelty and as an aid for more pleasurable love-making, he said.

A miniature loudspeaker and motion sensor implanted in the condom's upper cuff provides a range of musical tones during sex. Music volume depends on intensity of love-making and tone varies based on the sexual position.

"The condom's sound is directly related to the emotional level of the users," he said.

The condom's main limitation, however, is primitive sound quality, similar to tones produced by first-generation cellphones. Testing has shown no danger of electric shock to users of the device, Chausovsky claimed.

Condoms and other birth-control devices are generally unpopular in Ukraine, a country suffering one of the highest HIV-infection rates in the world. Sex novelty items nevertheless have found a small but growing market in recent years among the country's small middle class. - Sapa-DPA

Source: Pravda

What the Hell?!?

[Phobos]

Aghh, the greatest of inventions comes out of Mother Russia. I think it's rather neat.

[edawg99]

I guess everything has a radio in it now. What a stupid idea.

[Captain Beefheart]

I hate using condoms. PERIOD. Who would even like it? Not the girl or the guy. Skin>Skin vs Rubber>Skin contact.

Not to mention the whole process has to happen at like the worst possible time. It totally ruins everything. "Hang on a minute, I gotta go strangle my **** with a rubber sheath. Keep being sexy until I get back from rummaging in my drawers and trying to stay hard so it doesn't fall off by the time I get back" SEX - OHH! OHHHHHHHHH! OHHHH! OHHHHHHH! *trying to figure out time signature of the song* OHHH! OHHHHHHHH! OHHHHHHHHH! "Alright it's 5/8 with accents on the off beat" OHHHHHHHHH MY GAWDDDDDDDDD".

Afterwards it feels like a vice.