Are you comfortable with . . .

JenLoveMyLove · 09-10-2006, 03:32 AM

I saw someone started a topic about anal, and to that I say whoa anal! No way, that is the one thing I am not into, not no way no how. I could never do that with anyone . . . actually wait, I'm no idiot, I mean if Natalie portman, jen love hewitt or Keira ever offered

I'm not turning that down, I'm there. I love my girlfriend to death, but lets face it she's no jen love hewitt, natalie portman or keira knightley. (whew good thing she'll never come across this forum). But there are two things I could never and I mean NEVER be into; anal's one and the other is, not matter how comfortable I am with my girlfrend, even if we dated for 10 years, or even in marriage, I could never be comfortable enough with going to the bathroom while my partner is in the bathroom too. For instance, if I'm brushing my teeth, and she just walks in and takes a piss, you better believe I'm dumping her. That's just not my thing. how about you guys, anyone feel this way too? I don't why we're raised up to believe this is something that married couples should have to do.

**Jocasta** · 09-10-2006, 03:39 AM

Agree on one but not the other.

**open32** · 09-10-2006, 03:51 AM

Anal and bathroom, two totaly different topics.

No anal, it kinda seems gross to me. There is one thing about it that doesnt make sense. Anal should have no good effect on woman. It should only have an effect on a man reciving it.

THe bathroom thing, I think its just something you can become more comfortable with in time, not that I would really want someone to be in a room with me while I was taking a dumb or be in the room with someone else. But I dont think it would be a big deal.

solo1 · 09-10-2006, 09:38 AM

I'm not into anal sex either. It's just not my thing. I'm not into sharing bathroom time either. My bathroom time is mine alone.

It's not something I'd dump someone over in either case, though.

edawg99 · 09-10-2006, 10:52 PM

I was the one who thought of the anal topic, Personally I never tried it but you can't knock it unless you have tried it. As for the peeing thing that wouldn't bother me.

Wolf · 09-11-2006, 02:49 PM

That is why you get two bathrooms so you won't have that problem. As for the anal thing, I don't think women get any pleasure out of that, but some might you never know.

SilverSpoon · 09-11-2006, 02:51 PM

I lock the door anytime I'm in the washroom, even if I'm just brushing my teeth. I don't know why anyone would even want to take a crap while someone else is in there. Do it in your pants or wait your turn.

Wolf · 09-11-2006, 02:53 PM

I thought I was the only one locking the door everytime I went into a bathroom.

SilverSpoon · 09-11-2006, 02:56 PM

I do it so people stop bothering me. It's the only place people wouldn't even want to knock (in my house, at least). If the door's closed, they know you're busy showering, pissing, taking a crap, masturbating or whatever else. So instead of doing something as futile as knocking to "hurry up the process" they just take a step back and wait.

Captain Beefheart · 09-11-2006, 04:07 PM

If JLH was within a 10 meter radius of me I'd officially entice her back to Texas by filling her ******* with chocolate syrup and cleaning it out with my hyperactive tongue, whilst plunging my fingers and thick spanish penis into her velvety love cavern. I’d then love to blast her pretty face with my Peter North sized load and take pictures to send to my grandmother.

solo1 · 09-17-2006, 03:53 PM

Would she be within a 10 metre radius the whole time?

**Jocasta** · 09-18-2006, 02:28 AM

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As for the anal thing, I don't think women get any pleasure out of that, but some might you never know.

Thank you for that insightful comment.

Samson The Cat · 09-20-2006, 02:25 AM

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I could never be comfortable enough with going to the bathroom while my partner is in the bathroom too

Same here. Actually I don't like when when somebody is there at all. Even if they wait before the door and listen - I hate that, puts me on edge. It's called rest room, so one shouldn't be bothered by anyone.

Group toilets? I loathe them. In school I loathed class trips, because they always meant costiveness.

Captain Beefheart · 09-22-2006, 09:18 PM

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Originally Posted by solo1

Would she be within a 10 metre radius the whole time?

I ignored the original question due to my astounding lack of imagination, but you embarass yourself enough on here normally, why add to it by trying to be funny? Mmmm.

Wolf · 09-23-2006, 02:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Captain Beefheart

If JLH was within a 10 meter radius of me I'd officially entice her back to Texas by filling her ******* with chocolate syrup and cleaning it out with my hyperactive tongue, whilst plunging my fingers and thick spanish penis into her velvety love cavern. I’d then love to blast her pretty face with my Peter North sized load and take pictures to send to my grandmother.

I hope others didn't decipher this the way I did.

solo1 · 09-24-2006, 08:13 AM

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I ignored the original question due to my astounding lack of imagination, but you embarass yourself enough on here normally, why add to it by trying to be funny?

You love it, Beefheart. You want more.

Captain Beefheart · 09-24-2006, 09:15 PM

Barry, we're not natural enemies. More like raccoon versus mongoose. I can't help but battle with a name like solo1. In the future, 65% of modern humanity's time will be spent in internet sniping. The rest will be devoted to composing ringtones. Let me rant in peace. I went to college Dammit!

solo1 · 09-25-2006, 03:32 AM

I have a degree. Your college powers are no match for mine!

I kill you!!!

Scotty · 09-25-2006, 12:48 PM

Just wait till you hit 40 and get bored with your partner. Then freaky **** starts happening.

SilverSpoon · 09-25-2006, 02:14 PM

Get extra large toilets so the two of you can take a crap at the same time. It's fun doing things as couple.

09-10-2006, 03:32 AM	#1 (permalink)
JenLoveMyLove Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 173 My Profile	Are you comfortable with . . . I saw someone started a topic about anal, and to that I say whoa anal! No way, that is the one thing I am not into, not no way no how. I could never do that with anyone . . . actually wait, I'm no idiot, I mean if Natalie portman, jen love hewitt or Keira ever offered I'm not turning that down, I'm there. I love my girlfriend to death, but lets face it she's no jen love hewitt, natalie portman or keira knightley. (whew good thing she'll never come across this forum). But there are two things I could never and I mean NEVER be into; anal's one and the other is, not matter how comfortable I am with my girlfrend, even if we dated for 10 years, or even in marriage, I could never be comfortable enough with going to the bathroom while my partner is in the bathroom too. For instance, if I'm brushing my teeth, and she just walks in and takes a piss, you better believe I'm dumping her. That's just not my thing. how about you guys, anyone feel this way too? I don't why we're raised up to believe this is something that married couples should have to do.

09-10-2006, 03:51 AM	#3 (permalink)
open32 Administrator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: South Florida Posts: 7,571 My Profile	Anal and bathroom, two totaly different topics. No anal, it kinda seems gross to me. There is one thing about it that doesnt make sense. Anal should have no good effect on woman. It should only have an effect on a man reciving it. THe bathroom thing, I think its just something you can become more comfortable with in time, not that I would really want someone to be in a room with me while I was taking a dumb or be in the room with someone else. But I dont think it would be a big deal. Last edited by open32 : 09-10-2006 at 03:52 AM.

09-11-2006, 04:07 PM	#10 (permalink)
Captain Beefheart Mu nótahu Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: In a West End town, a dead end world Posts: 3,677 My Profile	If JLH was within a 10 meter radius of me I'd officially entice her back to Texas by filling her ******* with chocolate syrup and cleaning it out with my hyperactive tongue, whilst plunging my fingers and thick spanish penis into her velvety love cavern. I’d then love to blast her pretty face with my Peter North sized load and take pictures to send to my grandmother. Last edited by Captain Beefheart : 09-11-2006 at 04:43 PM.

09-10-2006, 03:39 AM	#2 (permalink)
Jocasta Joshtopian Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Shaftesbury Avenue Posts: 17,807 My Profile	Agree on one but not the other.

09-10-2006, 09:38 AM	#4 (permalink)
solo1 Heartless Bastard Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Ireland Posts: 3,351 My Profile	I'm not into anal sex either. It's just not my thing. I'm not into sharing bathroom time either. My bathroom time is mine alone. It's not something I'd dump someone over in either case, though.

09-10-2006, 10:52 PM	#5 (permalink)
edawg99 Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Canada Posts: 8,395 My Profile	I was the one who thought of the anal topic, Personally I never tried it but you can't knock it unless you have tried it. As for the peeing thing that wouldn't bother me.

09-11-2006, 02:49 PM	#6 (permalink)
Wolf The Elder Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 4,138 My Profile	That is why you get two bathrooms so you won't have that problem. As for the anal thing, I don't think women get any pleasure out of that, but some might you never know.

09-11-2006, 02:51 PM	#7 (permalink)
SilverSpoon Kamen Rider Kiva Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: www.canofnothing.com Posts: 7,526	I lock the door anytime I'm in the washroom, even if I'm just brushing my teeth. I don't know why anyone would even want to take a crap while someone else is in there. Do it in your pants or wait your turn.

09-11-2006, 02:53 PM	#8 (permalink)
Wolf The Elder Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 4,138 My Profile	I thought I was the only one locking the door everytime I went into a bathroom.

09-11-2006, 02:56 PM	#9 (permalink)
SilverSpoon Kamen Rider Kiva Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: www.canofnothing.com Posts: 7,526	I do it so people stop bothering me. It's the only place people wouldn't even want to knock (in my house, at least). If the door's closed, they know you're busy showering, pissing, taking a crap, masturbating or whatever else. So instead of doing something as futile as knocking to "hurry up the process" they just take a step back and wait.

09-17-2006, 03:53 PM	#11 (permalink)
solo1 Heartless Bastard Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Ireland Posts: 3,351 My Profile	Would she be within a 10 metre radius the whole time?

09-24-2006, 09:15 PM	#17 (permalink)
Captain Beefheart Mu nótahu Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: In a West End town, a dead end world Posts: 3,677 My Profile	Barry, we're not natural enemies. More like raccoon versus mongoose. I can't help but battle with a name like solo1. In the future, 65% of modern humanity's time will be spent in internet sniping. The rest will be devoted to composing ringtones. Let me rant in peace. I went to college Dammit!

09-25-2006, 03:32 AM	#18 (permalink)
solo1 Heartless Bastard Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Ireland Posts: 3,351 My Profile	I have a degree. Your college powers are no match for mine! I kill you!!!

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09-25-2006, 12:48 PM	#19 (permalink)
Scotty Banned by Stuper Mods Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: N Korea Posts: 810 My Profile	Just wait till you hit 40 and get bored with your partner. Then freaky **** starts happening.

09-25-2006, 02:14 PM	#20 (permalink)
SilverSpoon Kamen Rider Kiva Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: www.canofnothing.com Posts: 7,526	Get extra large toilets so the two of you can take a crap at the same time. It's fun doing things as couple.