ARGHHH I hate P*RN!!!!!

JenniferNoble · 08-19-2006, 04:52 PM

i hate porn damnit all i want to do is download this movie called Hard Candy and all I get is dicksucking s!uts!!!! ARRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH

edawg99 · 08-19-2006, 07:03 PM

Well if you download a movie from the internet called Hard Candy what do you expect it's going to be. Half the internet is just based on porn.

**RebelMan** · 08-19-2006, 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by edawg99

Well if you download a movie from the internet called Hard Candy what do you expect it's going to be.

Jennifer is trying to get this Movie edawg -> http://forums.fanhost.com/showthread.php?t=152889 not a Porno.

Quote:

Originally Posted by edawg99

Half the internet is just based on porn.

No, according to the song the only thing the internet is for is porn.

08-19-2006, 10:48 PM

anti-piracy people would call that karma.. Im just going to chuckle to myself

JenniferNoble · 08-20-2006, 07:36 AM

thank-you Rebelman

I jus LOOOOOVE Sandra Oh and the plot seems kinda cool

people should stop giving me crap about piracy because i pay a bloody fortune for movies, cinema and rental movies. i owe my dad a hundred bucks so theres no way in hell im going to afford a visit to the movies and the bf is on holiday so he cant take me either :p dont i ever get a break

**Bill5461** · 08-20-2006, 08:11 AM

Isn't this kind of the wrong place to announce you hate porn?
It's like walking into a church and saying you hate God

darko. · 08-20-2006, 08:26 AM

if you hate porn so much, make your own (starring yourself)!

JenniferNoble · 08-20-2006, 08:50 AM

thats a great idea, thanks for that Darko

so are you gonna be starring in that movie with me? i already have a great scenario in my head

darko. · 08-20-2006, 08:59 AM

JenniferNoble · 08-20-2006, 09:18 AM

you haven't heard the plotline yet.

its about a girl and a guy and the girl ties him to the bed, looks in the camera and says ha-ha look at darko's penis! then she goes and posts the movie on fanhost.

darko. · 08-20-2006, 10:36 AM

you're much smaller than i am. i'd over power you and take over the entire production. then take your production company and run it myself.

it would be violent. then Beefheart would come in and help me. then i'd be like "damn Beefheart, you're kinda pretty too".

We're talking Nacho Vidal here, yo. f'sho.

disc 2 will be instructional, Axel Braun/Seymore Butts style, ya head meh?!

shiiiiiiiiiit

solo1 · 08-20-2006, 10:51 AM

I have two bellybuttons.

Jeff · 08-20-2006, 12:58 PM

Porn is healthy... it cuts down on un-planned pregnencies!

solo1 · 08-20-2006, 01:51 PM

So, did you watch Hard Candy all the way through? What happens?

Jeff · 08-20-2006, 01:59 PM

people have sex...then they have sex again... then do some drugs... then more sex.

Ohh wait.. which "hard candy"? Sorry...

JenniferNoble · 08-20-2006, 05:45 PM

darko wants to turn my movie into gay porn

ofcourse i didnt watch all of it

jamesfitzgibbon1812 · 08-21-2006, 10:47 AM

don't hate, Jennifer.

**Frasier** · 08-21-2006, 01:33 PM

Quote:

people have sex...then they have sex again... then do some drugs... then more sex.

well, sounds good

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and all I get is dicksucking s!uts!!!!

Don't call them s!uts!!!!

They are horizontally accessible, sexually extroverted girls

JenniferNoble · 08-21-2006, 01:51 PM

never said dicksucking is a bad thing jus that the chicks in those kinda movies are s!uts cuz they suck on everything thats long and hard. geeze get a hobby...

JenniferNoble · 08-21-2006, 01:51 PM

not you, them :p

08-19-2006, 04:52 PM	#1 (permalink)
JenniferNoble Lovely Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: the Netherlands Posts: 4,623 My Profile	*ARGHHH I hate PRN!!!!!** i hate porn damnit all i want to do is download this movie called Hard Candy and all I get is dicksucking s!uts!!!! ARRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH

08-19-2006, 10:48 PM	#4 (permalink)
He's a mentalist Posts: n/a	anti-piracy people would call that karma.. Im just going to chuckle to myself Last edited by He's a mentalist : 08-19-2006 at 11:07 PM.

08-19-2006, 07:03 PM	#2 (permalink)
edawg99 Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Canada Posts: 8,395 My Profile	Well if you download a movie from the internet called Hard Candy what do you expect it's going to be. Half the internet is just based on porn.

08-20-2006, 07:36 AM	#5 (permalink)
JenniferNoble Lovely Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: the Netherlands Posts: 4,623 My Profile	thank-you Rebelman I jus LOOOOOVE Sandra Oh and the plot seems kinda cool people should stop giving me crap about piracy because i pay a bloody fortune for movies, cinema and rental movies. i owe my dad a hundred bucks so theres no way in hell im going to afford a visit to the movies and the bf is on holiday so he cant take me either :p dont i ever get a break

08-20-2006, 08:11 AM	#6 (permalink)
Bill5461 Scarlett Mod Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Upstate New York Posts: 11,785 My Profile	Isn't this kind of the wrong place to announce you hate porn? It's like walking into a church and saying you hate God

08-20-2006, 08:26 AM	#7 (permalink)
darko. Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: shlums 'o shaolin Posts: 2,087	if you hate porn so much, make your own (starring yourself)!

08-20-2006, 08:50 AM	#8 (permalink)
JenniferNoble Lovely Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: the Netherlands Posts: 4,623 My Profile	thats a great idea, thanks for that Darko so are you gonna be starring in that movie with me? i already have a great scenario in my head

08-20-2006, 08:59 AM	#9 (permalink)
darko. Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: shlums 'o shaolin Posts: 2,087

08-20-2006, 09:18 AM	#10 (permalink)
JenniferNoble Lovely Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: the Netherlands Posts: 4,623 My Profile	you haven't heard the plotline yet. its about a girl and a guy and the girl ties him to the bed, looks in the camera and says ha-ha look at darko's penis! then she goes and posts the movie on fanhost.

08-20-2006, 10:36 AM	#11 (permalink)
darko. Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: shlums 'o shaolin Posts: 2,087	you're much smaller than i am. i'd over power you and take over the entire production. then take your production company and run it myself. it would be violent. then Beefheart would come in and help me. then i'd be like "damn Beefheart, you're kinda pretty too". We're talking Nacho Vidal here, yo. f'sho. disc 2 will be instructional, Axel Braun/Seymore Butts style, ya head meh?! shiiiiiiiiiit

08-20-2006, 10:51 AM	#12 (permalink)
solo1 Heartless Bastard Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Ireland Posts: 3,351 My Profile	I have two bellybuttons.

08-20-2006, 12:58 PM	#13 (permalink)
Jeff The Former Owner - now just a poster! Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 3,169 My Profile	Porn is healthy... it cuts down on un-planned pregnencies!

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08-20-2006, 01:51 PM	#14 (permalink)
solo1 Heartless Bastard Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Ireland Posts: 3,351 My Profile	So, did you watch Hard Candy all the way through? What happens?

08-20-2006, 01:59 PM	#15 (permalink)
Jeff The Former Owner - now just a poster! Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 3,169 My Profile	people have sex...then they have sex again... then do some drugs... then more sex. Ohh wait.. which "hard candy"? Sorry...

08-20-2006, 05:45 PM	#16 (permalink)
JenniferNoble Lovely Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: the Netherlands Posts: 4,623 My Profile	darko wants to turn my movie into gay porn ofcourse i didnt watch all of it

08-21-2006, 10:47 AM	#17 (permalink)
jamesfitzgibbon1812 Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 1,501 My Profile	don't hate, Jennifer.

08-21-2006, 01:51 PM	#19 (permalink)
JenniferNoble Lovely Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: the Netherlands Posts: 4,623 My Profile	never said dicksucking is a bad thing jus that the chicks in those kinda movies are s!uts cuz they suck on everything thats long and hard. geeze get a hobby...

08-21-2006, 01:51 PM	#20 (permalink)
JenniferNoble Lovely Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: the Netherlands Posts: 4,623 My Profile	not you, them :p