 lost coins
A father walks into a restaurant with his young son. He gives the young boy3 nickels to play with to keep him occupied. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The fatherrealizes the boy has swallowed the nickels and starts slapping him on theback. The boy coughs up 2 of the nickels, but keeps choking. Looking at his son, the father is panicking, shouting for help. A well dressed, attractive, and serious looking woman, in a blue businesssuit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping a cup ofcoffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cupdown, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up fromher seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the restaurant. Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold of theboy's testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and thenever so firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughsup the last nickel, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand. Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the nickel to the father andwalks back to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a word. As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the fatherrushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've never seenanybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor? " 'No,' the woman replied. 'Divorce Attorney.' | 
10-23-2009, 03:23 AM
