Welcome to our new moderator!

[Val]

A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the store
laughing hysterically. Junior, the pharmacist, thinks this is weird, but, hey, there's no law preventing weird people from buying condoms. Maybe it's a good thing.

The next day, the man comes back to the store, purchases another condom, and once again he leaves the store laughing wildly. This piques the interest of
Junior. What's so funny about buying a rubber, anyway?

So he tells his clerk, "If this guy ever comes back, I want you to follow him
to see where he goes."

Sure enough, the next day the laugher is back. He buys the condom, starts
cracking up, then leaves. Junior tells his clerk to go follow the
guy.

About an hour later, the clerk comes back to the store.
"Did you follow him? Where did he go?" asks Junior.
The clerk replies "Your house."



Prepare yourself Jr.
Everyday I'll be here to piss you off!

[MSFixR]

8. Be nice, Val.

[Val]

No worries chief!!!!
The next one will be more ... nice!