 Blond in a Rowboat
A blond woman is sitting in a rowboat out in a field of wheat, rowing.
A short time into the act, the oar slips out of her hand and tumbles just out of reach.
On the nearby road, a car slows to a stop, and another blond gets out. "What are you doing?" She shouts to the first blond.
"I was rowing in this river of wheat, but my oar is floating away!" The first blond replies, stretching out an arm but not quite reaching the oar.
Angry, the second blond replies, "It's idiots like you that give us blond women a bad name! And if I could swim, I'd totally come over there and kick your ass!" | 
10-10-2009, 03:38 AM
