****ing hurts

wade8069 · 10-04-2009, 01:51 AM

A guy dies whilst making love to his wife. A few days later the undertaker calls her and says, "Your husband still has a hard-on, what shall I do with it?" The wife replies, "Cut it off and shove it up his arse!" The undertaker does as he is told. On the day of the funeral the wife visits her husband for the last time and sees a tear rolling down his face, so she whispers in his ear, "It f u c k ing hurts doesn't it!"

**MSFixR** · 10-05-2009, 05:33 AM

10-04-2009, 01:51 AM	#1 (permalink)
wade8069 Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 275 My Profile	***ing hurts A guy dies whilst making love to his wife. A few days later the undertaker calls her and says, "Your husband still has a hard-on, what shall I do with it?" The wife replies, "Cut it off and shove it up his arse!" The undertaker does as he is told. On the day of the funeral the wife visits her husband for the last time and sees a tear rolling down his face, so she whispers in his ear, "It f u c k ing hurts doesn't it!" Last edited by wade8069; 10-04-2009 at 01:52 AM..*

10-05-2009, 05:33 AM	#2 (permalink)
MSFixR Moderate Moderator Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Dante's Inferno, Circle 5 Posts: 13,282 My Profile	8.

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