Things a man shouldn't say to a woman during sex

[wade8069]

"Oops! It seems to have come off."

"If you come quick, I can catch the game on TV."

"You look just like your mother."

"You're better than your mother."

"Did you remember to lock the back door?"

"And to think, I was really trying to pick up your friend!"

"You carry on, but do you mind if I finish this book?"

"What's for dinner tomorrow?"

"I thought you had the keys to the handcuffs."

"It's my mobile! I must answer it."

"I can see right up your nose."

"Oh, by the way, the cat got run over this afternoon."

"That boil on your chin looks nasty."

"Did I tell you my aunt Agatha died in this bed?"

"Linda used to do that."

"Do you accept Visa?"

"It's nice being in bed with a woman I don't have to inflate."

"I keep having fantasies about Barbara Bush,"

"Did I mention the video camera?"

"Hurry up -this room rents by the hour."

"Sorry about that -must be the baked beans."

"This would be fun with a few more people."

"Try not to leave any stains, OK?"

"I've just thought of the answer to 3 down. I won't be a second."

"Shall! do my impression of Officer Dibble?"

"Do you know the definition of statutory rape?"

"Keep it down. My mother is a light sleeper,"

"I see that mad axeman's still on the loose."

"Is that it? Can I go now?"

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