A week after their marriage

wade8069 · 09-21-2009, 02:38 AM

A week after their marriage, the redneck newlyweds, Ed and Arlene,
paid a visit to their doctor. "You ain't gonna believe this, Doc,"
said the husband. "My thingy's turnin' blue." "That's pretty unusual,"
said the doctor. "Let me examine you." The doctor takes a look. Sure
enough, the redneck's "thingy" really was blue. The doctor turns to the
wife, "Are you using the diaphragm that I prescribed for you?"
"Yep, shore am," she replied brightly.
"And what kind of jelly are you using with it?"
"Grape," she said.

**MSFixR** · 09-21-2009, 04:59 AM

09-21-2009, 02:38 AM	#1 (permalink)
wade8069 Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 275 My Profile	A week after their marriage A week after their marriage, the redneck newlyweds, Ed and Arlene, paid a visit to their doctor. "You ain't gonna believe this, Doc," said the husband. "My thingy's turnin' blue." "That's pretty unusual," said the doctor. "Let me examine you." The doctor takes a look. Sure enough, the redneck's "thingy" really was blue. The doctor turns to the wife, "Are you using the diaphragm that I prescribed for you?" "Yep, shore am," she replied brightly. "And what kind of jelly are you using with it?" "Grape," she said.

09-21-2009, 04:59 AM	#2 (permalink)
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