Service Bill

[MSFixR]

Harry, a TV repairman, was called to fix a television set that had neither sound nor picture. Left alone in the room, Harry spotted the cause immediately: the set was unplugged.

Harry faced a dilemma -- one part of him said he shouldn't charge the woman while the other insisted he be paid for his time.

Finally, he presented her with a minimum-charge service bill, which read, "Restored isolated connecting cable to primary power source. $25."

[MGBSG1]

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.
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The first man had married a woman from Alabama and bragged that he had told his wife
she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning. He said it took a couple days but
on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were done.
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The second man had married a woman from Florida . He bragged that he had given his wife
orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. On the first day he didn't
see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes
were done and he had a huge dinner on the table.
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The third man had married a woman from Massachusetts . He boasted that he told her that her
duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot
meals on the table. He said the first day he didn't see anything, The second day he didn't see
anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out
of his left eye. Enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher and call a landscaper.

~ Got to love those Massachusetts Women!

[MSFixR]

Excellent - 10 - Next time start a new thread with your joke that way you'll get the credit for the thread.

[Val]

^Agreed with the joke.