High Blood Pressure

**MSFixR** · 03-27-2008, 08:27 AM

When a physician remarked on a new patient's extraordinarily ruddy complexion, the patient said, "High blood pressure, Doc. It comes from my family."

"Your mother's side or your father's?" the doctor asked.

"Neither," the patient replied. "It's from my wife's family."

"Oh, come now," the doctor said. "How could your wife's family give you high blood pressure?"

He sighed. "You oughta meet 'em sometime, Doc!"

aloha · 03-27-2008, 01:06 PM

MGBSG1 · 03-27-2008, 08:03 PM

A man with a gun went into a bank and demanded their money.

Once he was given the money, he turned to a customer and asked,

"Did you see me rob this bank? " The man replied, "Yes sir, I did."

The robber then shot him in the temple, killing him instantly.

He then turned to a couple standing next to him and asked the man,

"Did you see me rob this bank?"

The man replied, "No sir, I didn't, but my wife did."

**MSFixR** · 03-27-2008, 08:57 PM

03-27-2008, 08:27 AM	#1 (permalink)
MSFixR Science Boy Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Dante's Inferno, Circle 4 Posts: 8,244 My Profile	High Blood Pressure When a physician remarked on a new patient's extraordinarily ruddy complexion, the patient said, "High blood pressure, Doc. It comes from my family." "Your mother's side or your father's?" the doctor asked. "Neither," the patient replied. "It's from my wife's family." "Oh, come now," the doctor said. "How could your wife's family give you high blood pressure?" He sighed. "You oughta meet 'em sometime, Doc!"

03-27-2008, 01:06 PM	#2 (permalink)
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03-27-2008, 08:03 PM	#3 (permalink)
MGBSG1 Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 41 My Profile	Eyewitness A man with a gun went into a bank and demanded their money. Once he was given the money, he turned to a customer and asked, "Did you see me rob this bank? " The man replied, "Yes sir, I did." The robber then shot him in the temple, killing him instantly. He then turned to a couple standing next to him and asked the man, "Did you see me rob this bank?" The man replied, "No sir, I didn't, but my wife did."

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