24 Pigs

**MSFixR** · 03-24-2008, 08:06 AM

A young lawyer, just out of law school, was pleading his first case in South Carolina.

A train had killed twenty-four pigs, and the young attorney was trying to impress the jury with the magnitude of the injury.

"Yes, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, twenty-four pigs.
Imagine, twenty-four pigs. Twice the number that are in the jury box."

**Plastic Flute** · 03-24-2008, 12:54 PM

-1 Boooo Hissssss

**MSFixR** · 03-24-2008, 12:58 PM

Be honest, Flute, you loved it.

**Plastic Flute** · 03-24-2008, 01:31 PM

Jocasta · 03-24-2008, 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plastic Flute

-1 Boooo Hissssss

That.

03-24-2008, 08:06 AM	#1 (permalink)
MSFixR Science Boy Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Dante's Inferno, Circle 4 Posts: 8,244 My Profile	24 Pigs A young lawyer, just out of law school, was pleading his first case in South Carolina. A train had killed twenty-four pigs, and the young attorney was trying to impress the jury with the magnitude of the injury. "Yes, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, twenty-four pigs. Imagine, twenty-four pigs. Twice the number that are in the jury box."

03-24-2008, 12:54 PM	#2 (permalink)
Plastic Flute ICHiBAN HoOT Join Date: May 2006 Location: New Jersey Posts: 12,424 My Profile	-1 Boooo Hissssss

03-24-2008, 12:58 PM	#3 (permalink)
MSFixR Science Boy Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Dante's Inferno, Circle 4 Posts: 8,244 My Profile	Be honest, Flute, you loved it.

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Plastic Flute ICHiBAN HoOT Join Date: May 2006 Location: New Jersey Posts: 12,424 My Profile	^

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