911 (blonde joke)

**Val** · 11-04-2007, 01:19 AM

A blonde dials 911 to report that her car has been broken into.
She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher.
"They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake
pedal, and even the accelerator!" she cries.

The 911 dispatcher says, "Stay calm. An officer is on the way.
He will be there in two minutes."

Before the police get to the crime scene, however, the 911
dispatcher's telephone rings a second time, and the same
blonde is on the line again.

"Never mind," giggles the blonde, "I got in the back seat
by mistake."

aloha · 11-04-2007, 07:23 AM

Aaawwwwwwwwwwwwww ROFLMAO

10.

**MSFixR** · 11-04-2007, 08:39 AM

11-04-2007, 01:19 AM	#1 (permalink)
Val Gear Heads Moderator Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Brazil Posts: 7,910 My Profile	911 (blonde joke) A blonde dials 911 to report that her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher. "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, and even the accelerator!" she cries. The 911 dispatcher says, "Stay calm. An officer is on the way. He will be there in two minutes." Before the police get to the crime scene, however, the 911 dispatcher's telephone rings a second time, and the same blonde is on the line again. "Never mind," giggles the blonde, "I got in the back seat by mistake."

11-04-2007, 08:39 AM	#3 (permalink)
MSFixR Science Boy Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Dante's Inferno, Circle 4 Posts: 9,079 My Profile	9.

11-04-2007, 07:23 AM	#2 (permalink)
aloha Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 18,384 My Profile	Aaawwwwwwwwwwwwww ROFLMAO 10.

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