BLACKWOLF AND ALOHA in: Never Lie To A Child!!!

**Val** · 11-02-2007, 02:47 PM

NEVER!!!!

Did you understand???

Never lie to a baby anymore BlackWolf!!!

The nude BlackWolf was sunbathing at the beach.

Little Aloha comes up to him, he covers his private parts with a newspaper.

Little aloha says, "What's under there?"

So BW answers, "A bird."

Aloha goes away and the man falls asleep.

When he wakes up, he is in a hospital and in great pain. A doctor comes up to his bed and asks, "What happened?"

BlackWolf answers, "I don't know. I was at the beach and I fell asleep after talking to a little girl."

So the doctor tells this to the Police, and they go to he beach to find any witnesses.

When they get there, they see the little girl the man was talking about. So they ask her if she did anything to the man.

She answers, "I didn't do anything to the man, but while he was sleeping, I played with his bird.

After a while, it spat at me, so I broke its neck, burnt its nest, and smashed all its eggs!!"

**Plastic Flute** · 11-02-2007, 04:05 PM

thats beautiful Val . 10

**MSFixR** · 11-02-2007, 04:43 PM

Gawd, Val - 10.

aloha · 11-02-2007, 05:13 PM

Val, I guess we need to talk you crazy fool!!

10.

**Val** · 11-02-2007, 06:58 PM

hahahah ...
but you liked the joke huh?

And sorry honey ... my mic was broken. I'll ask to the technician to fix it here in the radio, ok?

11-02-2007, 02:47 PM	#1 (permalink)
Val Gear Heads Moderator Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Brazil Posts: 8,156 My Profile	BLACKWOLF AND ALOHA in: Never Lie To A Child!!! NEVER!!!! Did you understand??? Never lie to a baby anymore BlackWolf!!! The nude BlackWolf was sunbathing at the beach. Little Aloha comes up to him, he covers his private parts with a newspaper. Little aloha says, "What's under there?" So BW answers, "A bird." Aloha goes away and the man falls asleep. When he wakes up, he is in a hospital and in great pain. A doctor comes up to his bed and asks, "What happened?" BlackWolf answers, "I don't know. I was at the beach and I fell asleep after talking to a little girl." So the doctor tells this to the Police, and they go to he beach to find any witnesses. When they get there, they see the little girl the man was talking about. So they ask her if she did anything to the man. She answers, "I didn't do anything to the man, but while he was sleeping, I played with his bird. After a while, it spat at me, so I broke its neck, burnt its nest, and smashed all its eggs!!"

11-02-2007, 04:05 PM	#2 (permalink)
Plastic Flute ICHiBAN HoOT Join Date: May 2006 Location: New Jersey Posts: 13,843 My Profile	thats beautiful Val . 10

11-02-2007, 04:43 PM	#3 (permalink)
MSFixR Science Boy Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Dante's Inferno, Circle 4 Posts: 9,597 My Profile	Gawd, Val - 10.

11-02-2007, 05:13 PM	#4 (permalink)
aloha Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 18,388 My Profile	Val, I guess we need to talk you crazy fool!! 10.

11-02-2007, 06:58 PM	#5 (permalink)
Val Gear Heads Moderator Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Brazil Posts: 8,156 My Profile	hahahah ... but you liked the joke huh? And sorry honey ... my mic was broken. I'll ask to the technician to fix it here in the radio, ok?

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