5 Quickies

**Val** · 06-17-2007, 02:01 AM

Q: What Is The Difference Between Sky And A Skirt?
A: The Sky Covers the Whole Universe And A Skirt Covers the Universal Hole.

Q: What Is The Similarity Between Girl And a cup of Tea?
A: Both Are Hot, Have Milk And Are Needed When Rising.

Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a mans life?
A: Life sucks, job sucks and the wife doesn't.

Q: What is difference between Girl in Church and Girl in a Bath?
A: Girl in Church has soul full of hope and Girl in a Bath has hole full of soap.

Q: What is a gynaecolgist?
A: He is the only fool on the earth who looks for problems in a place, where most people find pleasure.

AugusT · 06-17-2007, 03:49 PM

BlackWolf · 06-18-2007, 11:15 PM

6 - repost

06-17-2007, 02:01 AM	#1 (permalink)
Val Gear Heads Moderator Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Brazil Posts: 7,863 My Profile	5 Quickies Q: What Is The Difference Between Sky And A Skirt? A: The Sky Covers the Whole Universe And A Skirt Covers the Universal Hole. Q: What Is The Similarity Between Girl And a cup of Tea? A: Both Are Hot, Have Milk And Are Needed When Rising. Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a mans life? A: Life sucks, job sucks and the wife doesn't. Q: What is difference between Girl in Church and Girl in a Bath? A: Girl in Church has soul full of hope and Girl in a Bath has hole full of soap. Q: What is a gynaecolgist? A: He is the only fool on the earth who looks for problems in a place, where most people find pleasure.

06-17-2007, 03:49 PM	#2 (permalink)
AugusT I M !!wat!! I M Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: dELHI Posts: 139 My Profile	10

06-18-2007, 11:15 PM	#3 (permalink)
BlackWolf Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 28,122 My Profile	6 - repost

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