Dangerous Light

**Val** · 06-07-2007, 03:47 PM

Through the pitch-black night, the captain sees a light dead ahead on a collision course with his ship. He sends a signal:
"Change your course ten degrees east."
The light signals back: "Change yours, ten degres west."
Angry, the captain sends: "I'm a Navy captain! Change your course, sir!"
"I'm a seaman, second class," comes the reply. "Change your course, sir."
Now the captain is furious. "I'm a battleship! I'm not changing course!"
There's one last reply. "I'm a lighthouse. Your call."

**MSFixR** · 06-07-2007, 06:57 PM

Heard it.

BlackWolf · 06-07-2007, 09:23 PM

Repost.

**eliza'snumber1fan** · 06-10-2007, 05:45 AM

repost, but still funny

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06-07-2007, 03:47 PM	#1 (permalink)
Val Gear Heads Moderator Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Brazil Posts: 7,910 My Profile	Dangerous Light Through the pitch-black night, the captain sees a light dead ahead on a collision course with his ship. He sends a signal: "Change your course ten degrees east." The light signals back: "Change yours, ten degres west." Angry, the captain sends: "I'm a Navy captain! Change your course, sir!" "I'm a seaman, second class," comes the reply. "Change your course, sir." Now the captain is furious. "I'm a battleship! I'm not changing course!" There's one last reply. "I'm a lighthouse. Your call."

06-07-2007, 06:57 PM	#2 (permalink)
MSFixR Science Boy Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Dante's Inferno, Circle 4 Posts: 9,076 My Profile	Heard it.

06-07-2007, 09:23 PM	#3 (permalink)
BlackWolf Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 28,122 My Profile	Repost.

06-10-2007, 05:45 AM	#4 (permalink)
eliza'snumber1fan moderator Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Countdown to new york starts now!! Posts: 5,083 My Profile	repost, but still funny 6

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