Constipated Horse

**Val** · 05-27-2007, 02:38 AM

A farmer goes to the vet and says, "My horse is constipated."

The vet replies, "Take one of these pills, put it in a long tube, stick the other end in the horse's ass, and blow the pill up there."

The farmer comes back the next day, and he looks very sick.

The vet says, "What happened?"

The farmer responds, "The horse blew first."

**MSFixR** · 05-27-2007, 07:49 AM

Saw it coming - 9.

AugusT · 05-27-2007, 01:42 PM

BlackWolf · 05-27-2007, 09:59 PM

7 - heard it.

05-27-2007, 02:38 AM	#1 (permalink)
Val Gear Heads Moderator Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Brazil Posts: 8,126 My Profile	Constipated Horse A farmer goes to the vet and says, "My horse is constipated." The vet replies, "Take one of these pills, put it in a long tube, stick the other end in the horse's ass, and blow the pill up there." The farmer comes back the next day, and he looks very sick. The vet says, "What happened?" The farmer responds, "The horse blew first."

05-27-2007, 07:49 AM	#2 (permalink)
MSFixR Science Boy Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Dante's Inferno, Circle 4 Posts: 9,514 My Profile	Saw it coming - 9.

05-27-2007, 01:42 PM	#3 (permalink)
AugusT I M !!wat!! I M Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: dELHI Posts: 139 My Profile	9

05-27-2007, 09:59 PM	#4 (permalink)
BlackWolf Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 28,122 My Profile	7 - heard it.

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