Red Indians

AugusT · 03-10-2007, 10:13 AM

A little Indian boy asked his father, the tribe big chief and witch doctor.

"Papa, why is it that we always have long names, while the white men have
shorter names -- Bill, Tex or Sam, for example?"

His father replied, "Look, son, our names represent a symbol, a sign, or a poem
for our culture--not like the white men, who live all together and repeat their
names from generation to generation. Also, it is part of our makeup that in
spite of everything--we survive.

"For example, your sister's name is Small Romantic Moon Over The Lake, because
on the night she was born, there was a beautiful moon reflected in the lake.

"Then there's your brother, Big White Horse of the Prairies, because he was
born on a day that the big white horse who gallops over the prairies of the
world appeared near our camp and is a symbol of our capacity to live the life
force of our people.

"It's very simple and easy to understand. Do you have any other questions,
Little Broken Condom Made in China?"

**MSFixR** · 03-10-2007, 10:32 AM

Excellent - 10.
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**eliza'snumber1fan** · 03-10-2007, 03:47 PM

**Sk8er gurl** · 03-11-2007, 01:27 AM

10

Hey AugusT, welcome to Jokes and Humour!

BlackWolf · 03-11-2007, 09:31 PM

I've heard similar, but it is a great joke - 8

03-10-2007, 10:13 AM	#1 (permalink)
AugusT I M !!wat!! I M Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: dELHI Posts: 139 My Profile	Red Indians A little Indian boy asked his father, the tribe big chief and witch doctor. "Papa, why is it that we always have long names, while the white men have shorter names -- Bill, Tex or Sam, for example?" His father replied, "Look, son, our names represent a symbol, a sign, or a poem for our culture--not like the white men, who live all together and repeat their names from generation to generation. Also, it is part of our makeup that in spite of everything--we survive. "For example, your sister's name is Small Romantic Moon Over The Lake, because on the night she was born, there was a beautiful moon reflected in the lake. "Then there's your brother, Big White Horse of the Prairies, because he was born on a day that the big white horse who gallops over the prairies of the world appeared near our camp and is a symbol of our capacity to live the life force of our people. "It's very simple and easy to understand. Do you have any other questions, Little Broken Condom Made in China?"

03-10-2007, 10:32 AM	#2 (permalink)
MSFixR Science Boy Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Dante's Inferno, Circle 4 Posts: 9,594 My Profile	Excellent - 10. Welcome to the Jokes & Humor forum, AugusT. Please return and post often. P.S. You can also rate others contributions. See: http://forums.fanhost.com/showthread...=151591&page=5 for the scoring protocol.

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03-11-2007, 01:27 AM	#4 (permalink)
Sk8er gurl In My Head Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: dreamland Posts: 3,221 My Profile	10 Hey AugusT, welcome to Jokes and Humour!

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BlackWolf Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 28,119 My Profile	I've heard similar, but it is a great joke - 8

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