Don't take any chances

03-07-2007, 03:21 AM

A person receives a telegram informing him about his mother-in-law's death.
It also enquires whether she should be buried or burnt.

He replies, "Don't take chances. Burn the body and bury the ashes."

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**MSFixR** · 03-07-2007, 06:53 AM

Heard it.

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**eliza'snumber1fan** · 03-08-2007, 09:13 AM

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03-07-2007, 03:21 AM	#1 (permalink)
itsmelisa Posts: n/a	Don't take any chances A person receives a telegram informing him about his mother-in-law's death. It also enquires whether she should be buried or burnt. He replies, "Don't take chances. Burn the body and bury the ashes." ---------- - Lisa Only The Best Funny Jokes: http://www.OnlyBestJokes.com

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