Few Quickies

**Val** · 02-27-2007, 09:01 PM

Q: What Is The Difference Between Sky And A Skirt?
A: The Sky Covers the Whole Universe And A Skirt Covers the Universal Hole.

Q: What Is The Similarity Between Girl And a cup of Tea?
A: Both Are Hot, Have Milk And Are Needed When Rising.

Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a mans life?
A: Life sucks, job sucks and the wife doesn't.

Q: What is difference between Girl in Church and Girl in a Bath?
A: Girl in Church has soul full of hope and Girl in a Bath has hole full of soap.

Q: What is a gynaecolgist?
A: He is the only fool on the earth who looks for problems in a place, where most people find pleasure.

**MSFixR** · 02-27-2007, 09:40 PM

BlackWolf · 02-27-2007, 10:29 PM

**Sk8er gurl** · 03-02-2007, 03:11 AM

02-27-2007, 09:01 PM	#1 (permalink)
Val Gear Heads Moderator Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Brazil Posts: 7,863 My Profile	Few Quickies Q: What Is The Difference Between Sky And A Skirt? A: The Sky Covers the Whole Universe And A Skirt Covers the Universal Hole. Q: What Is The Similarity Between Girl And a cup of Tea? A: Both Are Hot, Have Milk And Are Needed When Rising. Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a mans life? A: Life sucks, job sucks and the wife doesn't. Q: What is difference between Girl in Church and Girl in a Bath? A: Girl in Church has soul full of hope and Girl in a Bath has hole full of soap. Q: What is a gynaecolgist? A: He is the only fool on the earth who looks for problems in a place, where most people find pleasure.

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