Two Musical Jokes

**MSFixR** · 01-07-2007, 11:11 PM

An acordian player stops for gasoline. He leaves his acordian in the back seat while he goes into the convenience store for a snack. While he is in the store he hears the sound of glass breaking. Rushing outside he sees that one of the windows of his car has been broken. Fearing the worse, he timidly approaches his vehicle to find two additional acordians in the back seat.

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Do you know the difference between a violin and a viola?

The viola burns longer.

(Victor Borge)

SilverSpoon · 01-07-2007, 11:45 PM

Hah, 8.

I love accordians.

**eliza'snumber1fan** · 01-08-2007, 08:14 AM

**MissyO** · 01-08-2007, 08:22 AM

7 - Don't even joke about burning violas. They are mankinds greatest invention.

**MSFixR** · 01-08-2007, 09:09 AM

How do you keep your violin from getting stolen?
Put it in a viola case.

**MissyO** · 01-08-2007, 09:15 AM

^ -10. Don't get nasty now, Fixr.

**Sk8er gurl** · 01-08-2007, 09:32 AM

**Val** · 01-10-2007, 02:55 PM

Quote:

How do you keep your violin from getting stolen?
Put it in a viola case.

Agreed to Missy.
10 for this one.

01-11-2007, 12:08 AM

9 i'd love to do the same thing to my dads accordian...

01-07-2007, 11:11 PM	#1 (permalink)
MSFixR Science Boy Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Dante's Inferno, Circle 4 Posts: 9,073 My Profile	Two Musical Jokes An acordian player stops for gasoline. He leaves his acordian in the back seat while he goes into the convenience store for a snack. While he is in the store he hears the sound of glass breaking. Rushing outside he sees that one of the windows of his car has been broken. Fearing the worse, he timidly approaches his vehicle to find two additional acordians in the back seat. <><><><><><><> Do you know the difference between a violin and a viola? The viola burns longer. (Victor Borge)

01-07-2007, 11:45 PM	#2 (permalink)
SilverSpoon Kamen Rider Kiva Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: www.canofnothing.com Posts: 7,529	Hah, 8. I love accordians.

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eliza'snumber1fan moderator Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Countdown to new york starts now!! Posts: 5,083 My Profile	8

01-08-2007, 08:22 AM	#4 (permalink)
MissyO Perennially Disgruntled Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Sydney Posts: 4,176 My Profile	7 - Don't even joke about burning violas. They are mankinds greatest invention.

01-08-2007, 09:09 AM	#5 (permalink)
MSFixR Science Boy Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Dante's Inferno, Circle 4 Posts: 9,073 My Profile	How do you keep your violin from getting stolen? Put it in a viola case.

01-08-2007, 09:15 AM	#6 (permalink)
MissyO Perennially Disgruntled Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Sydney Posts: 4,176 My Profile	^ -10. Don't get nasty now, Fixr.

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Sk8er gurl In My Head Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: dreamland Posts: 3,223 My Profile	8

01-11-2007, 12:08 AM	#9 (permalink)
PW&JRMS_fan Posts: n/a	9 i'd love to do the same thing to my dads accordian...

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