bee jokes

**eliza'snumber1fan** · 12-28-2006, 09:56 AM

What do bees do if they want to use public transport ?
Wait at a buzz stop !
What do you get if you cross a bee with a skunk ?
An animal that stinks and stings !
What does a queen bee do when she burps ?
Issues a royal pardon !
How does a queen bee get around her hive ?
She's throne !
What's black, yellow and covered in blackberries ?
A bramble bee !
What's more dangerous than being with a fool ?
Fooling with a bee !
Why did the bee started talking poetry ?
He was waxing lyrical !
What is a bee's favourite classical music composer ?
Bee-thoven !
Who writes books for little bees ?
Bee-trix Potter !
What did the bee say to the naughty bee ?
Bee-hive yourself !

**MSFixR** · 12-28-2006, 11:49 AM

Bee-hav, Simon
9.

SilverSpoon · 12-28-2006, 12:03 PM

**Sk8er gurl** · 12-28-2006, 09:33 PM

**MissyO** · 01-05-2007, 09:12 AM

9 - So bad that they're good

**Val** · 01-07-2007, 12:48 AM

heard some, but nice.
8.

12-28-2006, 09:56 AM	#1 (permalink)
eliza'snumber1fan moderator Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 5,185 My Profile	bee jokes What do bees do if they want to use public transport ? Wait at a buzz stop ! What do you get if you cross a bee with a skunk ? An animal that stinks and stings ! What does a queen bee do when she burps ? Issues a royal pardon ! How does a queen bee get around her hive ? She's throne ! What's black, yellow and covered in blackberries ? A bramble bee ! What's more dangerous than being with a fool ? Fooling with a bee ! Why did the bee started talking poetry ? He was waxing lyrical ! What is a bee's favourite classical music composer ? Bee-thoven ! Who writes books for little bees ? Bee-trix Potter ! What did the bee say to the naughty bee ? Bee-hive yourself !

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MSFixR Science Boy Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Dante's Inferno, Circle 4 Posts: 9,585 My Profile	Bee-hav, Simon 9.

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Val Gear Heads Moderator Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Brazil Posts: 8,156 My Profile	heard some, but nice. 8.

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