Buy it honey

Pipi-R · 12-19-2006, 11:48 AM

Buy It Honey

There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone on one of the benches rings. A man picks it up, and the following conversation ensues:

"Hello?"

"Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

"Yes."

"Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are. I just saw a beautiful mink coat. It's absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?"

"What's the price?"

"Only $1,500.00."

"Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much ... "

"Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2001 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman, and he gave me a really good price ... and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year ... "

"What price did he quote you?"

"Only $60,000 ... "

"OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

"Great! But before we hang up, something else ... "

"What?"

"It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and ... I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and saw the house we had looked at last year. It's on sale!! Remember? The one with a pool, English Garden, acre of park area, beachfront property ... "

"How much are they asking?"

"Only $450,000 - a magnificent price...and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover ... "

"Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid $420,000. OK?"

"OK, sweetie ... Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love you!!!"

"Bye ... I do too ... "

The man hangs up, closes the phone's flap, and raises his hand and asks all those present,

"Okay... who's phone is this?"

**Val** · 12-19-2006, 05:05 PM

It's a varied repost.
But keep up newbie, despite your joke was been posted in the forum before, but still it's a nice one.

I give you 8.

Pipi-R · 12-19-2006, 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Val..

It's a varied repost.
But keep up newbie, despite your joke was been posted in the forum before, but still it's a nice one.

I give you 8.

looked all over, what's a varied post? thanks.

**eliza'snumber1fan** · 12-19-2006, 07:13 PM

welcome pip-R to the jokes and humour forum. have fun.

8,

**MSFixR** · 12-19-2006, 07:28 PM

By varied repost, Val probably means the joke has been posted before in a slightly different form. The point of discouraging reposts is that jokes heard several times do not tend to be very humorous and are, of course, repetious.
7.

SilverSpoon · 12-19-2006, 07:54 PM

BlackWolf · 12-19-2006, 10:52 PM

8 - I think Val's wrong anyway, if I'm not mistaken it hasn't been posted on the new boards.

Pipi-R · 12-20-2006, 12:02 AM

Thanks Black Wolf. I have a lot of jokes that I wish to share--but will not have time to read all of the jokes aleady posted... so I will take a chance on posting and hope nobody minds if it is a "re-run".

BlackWolf · 12-20-2006, 12:43 AM

Nobody really minds, and we've all been there ourselves at one point.

As FixR's said, the rule is mainly so we can keep it fresh, if we kept scoring old jokes highly there'd be no real reason to find new ones. Also once you've heard a joke it's usaully not as funny as the first time, and since we vote on how funny we find them it's only natural that our scores decrese over time. The longer you stick around the more jokes you'll know, and it'll get easier and easier to know what's been posted.

**Sk8er gurl** · 12-20-2006, 06:45 AM

Hey Pipi-R, welcome to the jokes forum

8

12-19-2006, 11:48 AM	#1 (permalink)
Pipi-R Newbie Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Canada Posts: 15 My Profile	Buy it honey Buy It Honey There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone on one of the benches rings. A man picks it up, and the following conversation ensues: "Hello?" "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" "Yes." "Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are. I just saw a beautiful mink coat. It's absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?" "What's the price?" "Only $1,500.00." "Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much ... " "Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2001 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman, and he gave me a really good price ... and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year ... " "What price did he quote you?" "Only $60,000 ... " "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options." "Great! But before we hang up, something else ... " "What?" "It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and ... I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and saw the house we had looked at last year. It's on sale!! Remember? The one with a pool, English Garden, acre of park area, beachfront property ... " "How much are they asking?" "Only $450,000 - a magnificent price...and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover ... " "Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid $420,000. OK?" "OK, sweetie ... Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love you!!!" "Bye ... I do too ... " The man hangs up, closes the phone's flap, and raises his hand and asks all those present, "Okay... who's phone is this?"

12-19-2006, 05:05 PM	#2 (permalink)
Val Gear Heads Moderator Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Brazil Posts: 8,156 My Profile	It's a varied repost. But keep up newbie, despite your joke was been posted in the forum before, but still it's a nice one. I give you 8.

12-19-2006, 07:13 PM	#4 (permalink)
eliza'snumber1fan moderator Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 5,185 My Profile	welcome pip-R to the jokes and humour forum. have fun. 8,

12-19-2006, 07:28 PM	#5 (permalink)
MSFixR Science Boy Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Dante's Inferno, Circle 4 Posts: 9,588 My Profile	By varied repost, Val probably means the joke has been posted before in a slightly different form. The point of discouraging reposts is that jokes heard several times do not tend to be very humorous and are, of course, repetious. 7.

12-19-2006, 07:54 PM	#6 (permalink)
SilverSpoon Kamen Rider Kiva Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: www.canofnothing.com Posts: 7,550	7

12-19-2006, 10:52 PM	#7 (permalink)
BlackWolf Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 28,119 My Profile	8 - I think Val's wrong anyway, if I'm not mistaken it hasn't been posted on the new boards.

12-20-2006, 12:02 AM	#8 (permalink)
Pipi-R Newbie Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Canada Posts: 15 My Profile	Thanks Black Wolf. I have a lot of jokes that I wish to share--but will not have time to read all of the jokes aleady posted... so I will take a chance on posting and hope nobody minds if it is a "re-run".

12-20-2006, 12:43 AM	#9 (permalink)
BlackWolf Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 28,119 My Profile	Nobody really minds, and we've all been there ourselves at one point. As FixR's said, the rule is mainly so we can keep it fresh, if we kept scoring old jokes highly there'd be no real reason to find new ones. Also once you've heard a joke it's usaully not as funny as the first time, and since we vote on how funny we find them it's only natural that our scores decrese over time. The longer you stick around the more jokes you'll know, and it'll get easier and easier to know what's been posted.

12-20-2006, 06:45 AM	#10 (permalink)
Sk8er gurl In My Head Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: dreamland Posts: 3,221 My Profile	Hey Pipi-R, welcome to the jokes forum 8

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