For Viking Football Fans

**MSFixR** · 12-07-2006, 10:38 AM

This guy walks into a bar wearing a Vikings jersey and carrying a little wiener dog that also has a Vikings jersey on with a little Vikings helmet too. The guy says to the bartender, "Can my dog and I watch the Vikings game here? My TV at home broke and my dog and I want to see the game." The bartender replies, "Normally, dogs in the bar would not be allowed, but it is not terribly busy in here, so you and the dog can have a seat at the end of the bar. But, if there is any trouble with you or the dog, I'll have to ask you to leave." The guy agrees and he and his dog start watching the game. Pretty soon the Vikings score a field goal and the wiener dog jumps up on the bar and walks down the bar and gives everyone a high five. The bartender says, "Hey, that's cool! What does he do for a touchdown?" The guys answers, "I don't know, I've only had him for 3 years."

SilverSpoon · 12-07-2006, 03:48 PM

**Val** · 12-07-2006, 05:40 PM

Damn Fixr!!!
I was going to post this joke.
8.

BlackWolf · 12-08-2006, 12:02 AM

7 - Heard a version, can't remember if i was the same team or not.

**eliza'snumber1fan** · 12-08-2006, 07:14 AM

12-07-2006, 10:38 AM	#1 (permalink)
MSFixR Science Boy Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Dante's Inferno, Circle 4 Posts: 8,936 My Profile	For Viking Football Fans This guy walks into a bar wearing a Vikings jersey and carrying a little wiener dog that also has a Vikings jersey on with a little Vikings helmet too. The guy says to the bartender, "Can my dog and I watch the Vikings game here? My TV at home broke and my dog and I want to see the game." The bartender replies, "Normally, dogs in the bar would not be allowed, but it is not terribly busy in here, so you and the dog can have a seat at the end of the bar. But, if there is any trouble with you or the dog, I'll have to ask you to leave." The guy agrees and he and his dog start watching the game. Pretty soon the Vikings score a field goal and the wiener dog jumps up on the bar and walks down the bar and gives everyone a high five. The bartender says, "Hey, that's cool! What does he do for a touchdown?" The guys answers, "I don't know, I've only had him for 3 years."

12-07-2006, 03:48 PM	#2 (permalink)
SilverSpoon Kamen Rider Kiva Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: www.canofnothing.com Posts: 7,528	7

12-07-2006, 05:40 PM	#3 (permalink)
Val Gear Heads Moderator Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Brazil Posts: 7,863 My Profile	Damn Fixr!!! I was going to post this joke. 8.

12-08-2006, 12:02 AM	#4 (permalink)
BlackWolf Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 28,122 My Profile	7 - Heard a version, can't remember if i was the same team or not.

12-08-2006, 07:14 AM	#5 (permalink)
eliza'snumber1fan moderator Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Countdown to new york starts now!! Posts: 5,053 My Profile	8

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