two blondes

**eliza'snumber1fan** · 10-26-2006, 03:45 PM

Two blondes are walking down the street when they find a makeup compact.
the first blonde opens it and looks in the mirror.
she says:"that face looks familiar.but i cant put a name to it"

the second blonde grabs the mirror,looks into it,then looks at her friend and says "DUH, silly its me"!

10-26-2006, 03:59 PM

7
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thanx i hadn't heard that one!

this is my favorite blonde joke.

Fifteen minutes into the flight from London to New York, the captain announced,
"Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed. There is nothing to worry about.
Our flight will take an hour longer than scheduled, but we still have three engines left."

Thirty minutes later the captain announced, "One more engine has failed and the flight will take an additional two hours.
But don't worry . . . we can fly just fine on two engines."

An hour later the captain announced, "One more engine has failed and our arrival will be delayed another three hours.
But don't worry... we still have one engine left."

A young blonde passenger turned to the woman in the next seat and remarked,
"If we lose one more engine, we'll be up here all day!"

it's strange, i find these funny even though i'm blonde!

**MSFixR** · 10-26-2006, 06:07 PM

Heard both - both are rather old - 7 for both. I bet if I type both one more time I get banned.

**Val** · 10-27-2006, 07:15 PM

Number two is a repost and the Simon's is nice.
8.

BlackWolf · 10-27-2006, 09:44 PM

8 for both.

10-26-2006, 03:45 PM	#1 (permalink)
eliza'snumber1fan moderator Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 5,182 My Profile	two blondes Two blondes are walking down the street when they find a makeup compact. the first blonde opens it and looks in the mirror. she says:"that face looks familiar.but i cant put a name to it" the second blonde grabs the mirror,looks into it,then looks at her friend and says "DUH, silly its me"!

10-26-2006, 03:59 PM	#2 (permalink)
1charlie Posts: n/a	7 ----------------- thanx i hadn't heard that one! this is my favorite blonde joke. Fifteen minutes into the flight from London to New York, the captain announced, "Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed. There is nothing to worry about. Our flight will take an hour longer than scheduled, but we still have three engines left." Thirty minutes later the captain announced, "One more engine has failed and the flight will take an additional two hours. But don't worry . . . we can fly just fine on two engines." An hour later the captain announced, "One more engine has failed and our arrival will be delayed another three hours. But don't worry... we still have one engine left." A young blonde passenger turned to the woman in the next seat and remarked, "If we lose one more engine, we'll be up here all day!" it's strange, i find these funny even though i'm blonde! Last edited by 1charlie : 10-26-2006 at 04:04 PM.

10-26-2006, 06:07 PM	#3 (permalink)
MSFixR Science Boy Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Dante's Inferno, Circle 4 Posts: 9,561 My Profile	Heard both - both are rather old - 7 for both. I bet if I type both one more time I get banned.

10-27-2006, 07:15 PM	#4 (permalink)
Val Gear Heads Moderator Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Brazil Posts: 8,156 My Profile	Number two is a repost and the Simon's is nice. 8.

10-27-2006, 09:44 PM	#5 (permalink)
BlackWolf Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 28,119 My Profile	8 for both.

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