Halloween One-Liners

**MSFixR** · 10-24-2006, 09:04 AM

What is a vampire’s favorite sport?
Casketball.

What’s a vampire’s favorite pet?
A bloodhound.

What can you serve but not eat?
A tennis ball.

Why don’t angry witches fly on their brooms?
They’re afraid of flying off the handle.

What is a ghost’s favorite type of pie?
Boo-berry pie.

How do you mend a broken jack-o-lantern?
Pumpkin patch.

Why did the vampire become a bartender?
He liked to serve Bloody Marys.

What do you do when your nose is on strike?
Picket.

Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?
Because he didn’t have any guts.

Where do ghosts swim?
Lake Eerie.

What does Tweety Bird say on Halloween?
Twix or Tweet.

How much do pirates pay for their earrings?
A buccaneer.

What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk.

Know what you get when you cross a chicken with a ghost?
A poultry-geist.

What do monsters read to find out their fortunes?
Their horror scopes.

What do skeletons say to each other before eating?
Bone appetite.

Why don’t vampires like to leave home?
Because they would miss their mummy.

(Pretty bad, huh?)

**MissyO** · 10-24-2006, 09:09 AM

8 - Groan

**eliza'snumber1fan** · 10-24-2006, 09:26 AM

8- *shakes head*

**Val** · 10-24-2006, 05:24 PM

BlackWolf · 10-24-2006, 10:08 PM

**Sk8er gurl** · 10-25-2006, 04:19 AM

9

I love bad jokes

10-31-2006, 03:40 AM

9 :D

HAPPY HALLOWEEN :D

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10-24-2006, 09:04 AM	#1 (permalink)
MSFixR Science Boy Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Dante's Inferno, Circle 4 Posts: 9,575 My Profile	Halloween One-Liners What is a vampire’s favorite sport? Casketball. What’s a vampire’s favorite pet? A bloodhound. What can you serve but not eat? A tennis ball. Why don’t angry witches fly on their brooms? They’re afraid of flying off the handle. What is a ghost’s favorite type of pie? Boo-berry pie. How do you mend a broken jack-o-lantern? Pumpkin patch. Why did the vampire become a bartender? He liked to serve Bloody Marys. What do you do when your nose is on strike? Picket. Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party? Because he didn’t have any guts. Where do ghosts swim? Lake Eerie. What does Tweety Bird say on Halloween? Twix or Tweet. How much do pirates pay for their earrings? A buccaneer. What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk. Know what you get when you cross a chicken with a ghost? A poultry-geist. What do monsters read to find out their fortunes? Their horror scopes. What do skeletons say to each other before eating? Bone appetite. Why don’t vampires like to leave home? Because they would miss their mummy. (Pretty bad, huh?)

10-24-2006, 05:24 PM	#4 (permalink)
Val Gear Heads Moderator Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Brazil Posts: 8,156 My Profile	8.

10-24-2006, 09:09 AM	#2 (permalink)
MissyO Perennially Disgruntled Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Sydney Posts: 4,201 My Profile	8 - Groan

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eliza'snumber1fan moderator Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 5,184 My Profile	8- shakes head

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BlackWolf Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 28,119 My Profile	9

10-25-2006, 04:19 AM	#6 (permalink)
Sk8er gurl In My Head Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: dreamland Posts: 3,221 My Profile	9 I love bad jokes

10-31-2006, 03:40 AM	#7 (permalink)
PW&JRMS_fan Posts: n/a	9 :D HAPPY HALLOWEEN :D

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