Rice Preference

**MSFixR** · 10-16-2006, 08:14 AM

The young woman really thought she'd been very patient through a protracted period of dating with no talk of marriage.

One night her steady boyfriend took her to a Chinese restaurant. As he perused the menu, he casually asked her, "So, how do you like your rice? Steamed or fried?"

Without missing a beat, she looked over her menu at him and replied clearly, "Thrown."

BlackWolf · 10-16-2006, 09:31 PM

**Sk8er gurl** · 10-17-2006, 06:06 AM

**eliza'snumber1fan** · 10-17-2006, 06:17 AM

**MissyO** · 10-18-2006, 06:42 AM

**Val** · 10-18-2006, 03:26 PM

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MSFixR Science Boy Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Dante's Inferno, Circle 4 Posts: 9,079 My Profile	Rice Preference The young woman really thought she'd been very patient through a protracted period of dating with no talk of marriage. One night her steady boyfriend took her to a Chinese restaurant. As he perused the menu, he casually asked her, "So, how do you like your rice? Steamed or fried?" Without missing a beat, she looked over her menu at him and replied clearly, "Thrown."

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