What Not To Say To A Cop

**eliza'snumber1fan** · 10-12-2006, 11:41 AM

What Not To Say To A Cop

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
2. Sorry, I didn't realize that my radar detector wasn't on.
3. Aren't you the guy from the village people?
4. Hey you must have been going 125mph just to keep up with me.
5. I thought you had to be in good physical condition to be a cop.
6. Bad cop! No donut!
7. You're gonna check the trunk, aren't you?
8. I was going to be a cop, really, but I decided to finish high school.
9. I pay your salary.
10. That's terrific, the last guy only gave me a warning also.
11. Is that a 9mm? It's nothing compared to this .44 magnum!
12. What do you mean, have I been drinking? You're a trained specialist.
13. Do you know why you pulled me over? Good, at least one of us does.
14. By the looks of that gut, I bet I can outrun you.
15. Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on Cops?
16. Is it true people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonalds?
17. I was trying to keep up with traffic.
18. Yes, I know there are no other cars around—that's how far they are ahead of me.
19. Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off my lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.

i like no 6 bad cop! no do-nut !

**MSFixR** · 10-12-2006, 11:51 AM

Heard a version of this - 7.

**Val** · 10-12-2006, 12:42 PM

Me too, but it's not a repost here in the forum.
8.

**MSFixR** · 10-12-2006, 12:48 PM

We have a saying in the US, Val - "Don't break your arm patting yourself on the back." also "Pride goeth before the fall."

BlackWolf · 10-12-2006, 10:52 PM

7 - heard it

**Sk8er gurl** · 10-13-2006, 12:03 AM

10-12-2006, 11:41 AM	#1 (permalink)
eliza'snumber1fan moderator Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Countdown to new york starts now!! Posts: 5,083 My Profile	What Not To Say To A Cop What Not To Say To A Cop 1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. 2. Sorry, I didn't realize that my radar detector wasn't on. 3. Aren't you the guy from the village people? 4. Hey you must have been going 125mph just to keep up with me. 5. I thought you had to be in good physical condition to be a cop. 6. Bad cop! No donut! 7. You're gonna check the trunk, aren't you? 8. I was going to be a cop, really, but I decided to finish high school. 9. I pay your salary. 10. That's terrific, the last guy only gave me a warning also. 11. Is that a 9mm? It's nothing compared to this .44 magnum! 12. What do you mean, have I been drinking? You're a trained specialist. 13. Do you know why you pulled me over? Good, at least one of us does. 14. By the looks of that gut, I bet I can outrun you. 15. Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on Cops? 16. Is it true people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonalds? 17. I was trying to keep up with traffic. 18. Yes, I know there are no other cars around—that's how far they are ahead of me. 19. Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off my lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control. i like no 6 bad cop! no do-nut ! Last edited by eliza'snumber1fan : 10-12-2006 at 11:42 AM.

10-12-2006, 11:51 AM	#2 (permalink)
MSFixR Science Boy Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Dante's Inferno, Circle 4 Posts: 9,073 My Profile	Heard a version of this - 7.

10-12-2006, 12:42 PM	#3 (permalink)
Val Gear Heads Moderator Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Brazil Posts: 7,910 My Profile	Me too, but it's not a repost here in the forum. 8.

10-12-2006, 12:48 PM	#4 (permalink)
MSFixR Science Boy Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Dante's Inferno, Circle 4 Posts: 9,073 My Profile	We have a saying in the US, Val - "Don't break your arm patting yourself on the back." also "Pride goeth before the fall."

10-12-2006, 10:52 PM	#5 (permalink)
BlackWolf Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 28,122 My Profile	7 - heard it

10-13-2006, 12:03 AM	#6 (permalink)
Sk8er gurl In My Head Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: dreamland Posts: 3,223 My Profile	9

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