World's Deadliest PC Viruses

**Val** · 10-03-2006, 09:36 PM

THE ALGORE VIRUS:
Causes your computer to just keep counting and counting.

THE CLINTON VIRUS:
Gives you a 7-Inch Hard Drive with NO memory.

THE BOB DOLE VIRUS (as the VIAGRA VIRUS):
Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.

THE LEWINSKY VIRUS:
Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then emails everyone about what it did.

THE JESSE JACKSON TROJAN:
Generates a new file while claiming to clean the Clinton Virus, then hides for 18 months.

THE RONALD REAGAN VIRUS:
Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.

THE MIKE TYSON VIRUS:
Quits after two bytes.

THE OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS:
Your 300mb hard drive shrinks to 100mb, then slowly expands to restabilize around 200mb.

THE JACK KEVORKIAN VIRUS:
Deletes all old files.

THE ELLEN DEGENERES VIRUS:
Rejects the insertion of any disks.

THE PROZAC VIRUS:
Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care.

THE JOEY BUTTAFUOCO VIRUS:
Only attacks minor files.

THE ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS:
Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back.

and ...

THE LORENA BOBBITT VIRUS:
Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy, then discards it through Windows.

Hey ...
talking about computers ... I posted a topic here at computer forum crying for help. Could any one help me with something?

BlackWolf · 10-03-2006, 10:05 PM

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10-03-2006, 09:36 PM	#1 (permalink)
Val Gear Heads Moderator Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Brazil Posts: 8,156 My Profile	World's Deadliest PC Viruses THE ALGORE VIRUS: Causes your computer to just keep counting and counting. THE CLINTON VIRUS: Gives you a 7-Inch Hard Drive with NO memory. THE BOB DOLE VIRUS (as the VIAGRA VIRUS): Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy. THE LEWINSKY VIRUS: Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then emails everyone about what it did. THE JESSE JACKSON TROJAN: Generates a new file while claiming to clean the Clinton Virus, then hides for 18 months. THE RONALD REAGAN VIRUS: Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored. THE MIKE TYSON VIRUS: Quits after two bytes. THE OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS: Your 300mb hard drive shrinks to 100mb, then slowly expands to restabilize around 200mb. THE JACK KEVORKIAN VIRUS: Deletes all old files. THE ELLEN DEGENERES VIRUS: Rejects the insertion of any disks. THE PROZAC VIRUS: Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care. THE JOEY BUTTAFUOCO VIRUS: Only attacks minor files. THE ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS: Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back. and ... THE LORENA BOBBITT VIRUS: Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy, then discards it through Windows. Hey ... talking about computers ... I posted a topic here at computer forum crying for help. Could any one help me with something?

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