Quarantine

**Val** · 08-15-2006, 07:24 PM

Naughty ... very naughty!

A man and his wife are returning from holiday, while on holiday they decided to buy themselves some pets, he bought a snake while the woman got a skunk.
As they are passing through airport control they notice a sign which says
"NO ANIMALS WILL BE ALLOWED THROUGH QUARANTINE"
Slightly distressed the woman turns to her husband and asks what they should do. After thinking hard for 5 minutes the man come up with a plan
"what I'll do is tie the snake around my waist and try to pretend that it's a snake skin belt"
"Yes" the woman replies "but what about the skunk?"
"I don't know, you'll just have to hide it up your skirt"
"but what about the smell?" the woman asks.
To which the man replies "Look, if it dies it dies!"

**MSFixR** · 08-15-2006, 07:58 PM

BlackWolf · 08-16-2006, 11:31 PM

**eliza'snumber1fan** · 08-17-2006, 05:17 AM

**MissyO** · 08-19-2006, 10:25 PM

**Sk8er gurl** · 08-20-2006, 02:14 AM

08-15-2006, 07:24 PM	#1 (permalink)
Val Gear Heads Moderator Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Brazil Posts: 7,910 My Profile	Quarantine Naughty ... very naughty! A man and his wife are returning from holiday, while on holiday they decided to buy themselves some pets, he bought a snake while the woman got a skunk. As they are passing through airport control they notice a sign which says "NO ANIMALS WILL BE ALLOWED THROUGH QUARANTINE" Slightly distressed the woman turns to her husband and asks what they should do. After thinking hard for 5 minutes the man come up with a plan "what I'll do is tie the snake around my waist and try to pretend that it's a snake skin belt" "Yes" the woman replies "but what about the skunk?" "I don't know, you'll just have to hide it up your skirt" "but what about the smell?" the woman asks. To which the man replies "Look, if it dies it dies!"

08-15-2006, 07:58 PM	#2 (permalink)
MSFixR Science Boy Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Dante's Inferno, Circle 4 Posts: 9,079 My Profile	9.

08-16-2006, 11:31 PM	#3 (permalink)
BlackWolf Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 28,122 My Profile	8

08-17-2006, 05:17 AM	#4 (permalink)
eliza'snumber1fan moderator Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Countdown to new york starts now!! Posts: 5,085 My Profile	9

08-19-2006, 10:25 PM	#5 (permalink)
MissyO Perennially Disgruntled Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Sydney Posts: 4,176 My Profile	8

08-20-2006, 02:14 AM	#6 (permalink)
Sk8er gurl In My Head Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: dreamland Posts: 3,223 My Profile	9

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)