Real advertisements

**eliza'snumber1fan** · 08-12-2006, 10:12 AM

Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country.

Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.

A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine food expertly served by waitresses in appetizing forms.

Dinner Special -- Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00.

For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.

Four-poster bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover.

Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too.

Wanted: 50 girls for stripping machine operators in factory.

Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night.

We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.

**MSFixR** · 08-12-2006, 10:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eliza'snumber1fan

Dinner Special -- Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00.

Trolls like children, yum. 9.

**MissyO** · 08-12-2006, 03:35 PM

9 - LMFAO

BlackWolf · 08-12-2006, 11:44 PM

9 - that's a damn good price for children, there has to be a catch.

**Val** · 08-13-2006, 01:43 AM

08-14-2006, 03:49 AM

hahah too funny 8

08-12-2006, 10:12 AM	#1 (permalink)
eliza'snumber1fan moderator Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 5,185 My Profile	Real advertisements Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family. A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine food expertly served by waitresses in appetizing forms. Dinner Special -- Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00. For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers. Four-poster bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover. Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too. Wanted: 50 girls for stripping machine operators in factory. Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night. We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.

08-13-2006, 01:43 AM	#5 (permalink)
Val Gear Heads Moderator Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Brazil Posts: 8,156 My Profile	10.

08-12-2006, 03:35 PM	#3 (permalink)
MissyO Perennially Disgruntled Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Sydney Posts: 4,201 My Profile	9 - LMFAO

08-12-2006, 11:44 PM	#4 (permalink)
BlackWolf Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 28,119 My Profile	9 - that's a damn good price for children, there has to be a catch.

08-14-2006, 03:49 AM	#6 (permalink)
PW&JRMS_fan Posts: n/a	hahah too funny 8

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