I Didn't Do My Homework Because...

[MSFixR]

* I didn't do my history homework because I don't believe in dwelling on the past.
* I didn't want the other kids in the class to look bad.
* A sudden gust of wind blew my homework out of my hand and I never saw it again.
* Another pupil fell in a lake and I jumped in to rescue him. Unfortunately, my homework drowned.
* Our furnace broke and we had to burn my homework to keep ourselves from freezing.
* I'm not at liberty to say why.
* I wanted to frame the detention letter you're about to give me.
* It was destroyed in a freak accident involving a hippo, a toaster, and a bag of frozen peas. You don't want to know the details.
* I have a solar-powered calculator, and it was cloudy.
* I made a paper plane out of it and it got hijacked.
* My mom used it as a dryer sheet.
* My agent won't allow me to publish my homework until the movie deal is finalized.
* It's against my religion to do any homework.
* I was abducted by green-skinned, three-eyed, pig-snouted space aliens, and they incinerated my homework with their death rays.
* I felt it wasn't challenging enough.
* My parents were sick and unable to do my homework last night. Don't worry, they have been suitably punished.
* We had homework?!
* I see your lips moving, but all I am hearing is "blah, blah, blah."
* I didn't want to add to your already heavy workload.
* I spent the night at a rally supporting higher pay for our hard-working teachers.

[eliza'snumber1fan]

hehe ,i like those bit familer from school days lol.

10

[Val]

Same here.
10 Fixr!

[BlackWolf]

9

hahahah i should have used some of those..8