One Liners for Kids

**MSFixR** · 08-10-2006, 08:22 AM

Why does a flamingo lift up one leg?
Because if he lifted up both legs, he would fall over!

Who invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8!

What does "minimum" mean?
A very small mother!

What does "maximum" mean?
A very big mother!

What's the difference between an American student and an English student?
About 3,000 miles!

Why did Robin Hood steal only from the rich?
Because the poor have nothing worth taking!

What is a skeleton?
Bones, with the person off!

**eliza'snumber1fan** · 08-10-2006, 10:37 AM

hehe 7.5

BlackWolf · 08-10-2006, 10:52 PM

**MissyO** · 08-11-2006, 03:25 AM

**Val** · 08-11-2006, 08:42 PM

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MSFixR Science Boy Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Dante's Inferno, Circle 4 Posts: 8,936 My Profile	One Liners for Kids Why does a flamingo lift up one leg? Because if he lifted up both legs, he would fall over! Who invented fractions? Henry the 1/8! What does "minimum" mean? A very small mother! What does "maximum" mean? A very big mother! What's the difference between an American student and an English student? About 3,000 miles! Why did Robin Hood steal only from the rich? Because the poor have nothing worth taking! What is a skeleton? Bones, with the person off!

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