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Jonny and Spin wandered into a bar.
Jonny shouted to the barkeeper, "Hiya, BW, set 'em up for me and my pal here."
Then he turned to his slightly dim partner and boasted, "This is a great bar. For every two drinks you buy, the house gives you one. And the pinball machines in the back are free!"
"That's not so great," responded Spin. "There's a bar across town that'll match you drink for drink, and you can get laid in the back for free."
"Where is this place?" Jonny guy exclaimed.
"Oh, I don't know," the dim fellow replied, "But my wife goes there all the time."