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[MSFixR]

Farmer John lived on a quiet rural highway. As time went by, traffic built up at an alarming rate.
The traffic was heavy and people were driving so fast, that three to six of his chickens were being run over each day.
So one day, Farmer John called the Sheriff's office, and said: "You've got to do something about these people driving fast and killing my chickens."
"What do you want me to do?" asked the Sheriff.
"I don't know, but something has to be done to slow um' down!"
So the next day the Sheriff had County Workers go out and erect a sign that said:

SLOW

SCHOOL

CROSSING

Three days later Farmer John called the Sheriff and said: "Didn't slow um' down one bit. The 'school crossing' sign seems to make um' go even faster."
So, again, the Sheriff sends out County Workers and they put up a sign:

SLOW

CHILDREN

AT PLAY

That sign didn't work either. so Farmer John called and asked the sheriff: " Can I put up my own sign?"
The sheriff told him, "Sure thing, go right a-head."
The sheriff got no more calls from Farmer John ....
Three weeks later curiosity got the best of the sheriff, and he decided to give Farmer John a call.
"How are things going out there, did you put up your sign?"
"Yep, I sure did. And not one chicken has been killed since .... I've got to go, I'm very busy."
The sheriff was curious about this sign, and decided to go out there and take a look ... It might be something the County could use to slow drivers down ....
So the sheriff drove out to Farmer John's house and his jaw dropped the moment he saw the sign!

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