Where's My Porridge?

**MSFixR** · 07-25-2006, 06:44 AM

(You've probably heard this one before, but I thought it was worth repeating.)

Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the
table, he looks into his small bowl. It is empty. "Who's
been eating my porridge?!!," he squeaks.

Papa Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big
chair. He looks into his big bowl, and it is also empty.
"Who's been eating my Porridge?!!," he roars.

Momma Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the
kitchen and yells, "For Pete's sake, how many times do we
have to go through this?

"It was Momma Bear who got up first, it was Momma Bear who
woke everyone in the house, it was Momma Bear who made the
coffee, it was Momma Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from
last night, and put everything away, it was Momma Bear who
went out in the cold early morning air to fetch the
newspaper, it was Momma Bear who set the table, it was Momma
Bear who put the cat out, cleaned the litter box, and filled
the cat's water and food dish, and, now that you've decided
to drag your sorry bear-butts downstairs, and grace Momma
Bear's kitchen with your grumpy presence, listen good, cause
I'm only going to say this one more time...

"I HAVEN'T MADE THE PORRIDGE YET!!"

**eliza'snumber1fan** · 07-25-2006, 07:57 AM

SilverSpoon · 07-25-2006, 08:22 AM

**MissyO** · 07-25-2006, 08:27 AM

**Sk8er gurl** · 07-25-2006, 08:35 AM

BlackWolf · 07-25-2006, 10:58 PM

Fairly recent repost - 6

Kashie · 07-26-2006, 07:30 AM

I don't get the funny part. Only that the momma does all the f*cking work, so it's kinda like some "be a feminist, take a stand, don't put up with it"-joke... I don't know...

07-25-2006, 06:44 AM	#1 (permalink)
MSFixR Science Boy Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Dante's Inferno, Circle 4 Posts: 8,936 My Profile	Where's My Porridge? (You've probably heard this one before, but I thought it was worth repeating.) Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table, he looks into his small bowl. It is empty. "Who's been eating my porridge?!!," he squeaks. Papa Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair. He looks into his big bowl, and it is also empty. "Who's been eating my Porridge?!!," he roars. Momma Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and yells, "For Pete's sake, how many times do we have to go through this? "It was Momma Bear who got up first, it was Momma Bear who woke everyone in the house, it was Momma Bear who made the coffee, it was Momma Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night, and put everything away, it was Momma Bear who went out in the cold early morning air to fetch the newspaper, it was Momma Bear who set the table, it was Momma Bear who put the cat out, cleaned the litter box, and filled the cat's water and food dish, and, now that you've decided to drag your sorry bear-butts downstairs, and grace Momma Bear's kitchen with your grumpy presence, listen good, cause I'm only going to say this one more time... "I HAVEN'T MADE THE PORRIDGE YET!!"

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BlackWolf Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 28,122 My Profile	Fairly recent repost - 6

07-26-2006, 07:30 AM	#7 (permalink)
Kashie Bunny Gooz Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: dk Posts: 2,059 My Profile	I don't get the funny part. Only that the momma does all the f*cking work, so it's kinda like some "be a feminist, take a stand, don't put up with it"-joke... I don't know...

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