Three Guys

07-20-2006, 01:31 PM

There were these three guys. They had been walking for 3 days and were very tired. They found a hotel, rented a room and went to sleep. Then, this old guy comes in out of nowhere, and says there is a magic pool just outside their hotel room. He tells them "Ok, you must jump off the diving board, and yell out what you wanna land in."

So the three guys go over to the pool. The first guy, a vegetarian, yells out "Bananas!" and lands in a pool of bananas. The second guy was money hungry and yelled out "Money!" and lands in a pile of money. The third guy jumps, when a bird shits on his head, and he yells "Oh ****!"

**MSFixR** · 07-20-2006, 01:47 PM

Groan - 8.

**eliza'snumber1fan** · 07-20-2006, 06:09 PM

07-20-2006, 06:10 PM

ewww 5

**MissyO** · 07-20-2006, 07:24 PM

8 - chuckle

07-20-2006, 09:39 PM

heard it sorry 6

BlackWolf · 07-20-2006, 10:53 PM

**Sk8er gurl** · 07-23-2006, 04:40 AM

Kashie · 07-26-2006, 07:43 AM

Reminds me of this joke in this Danish stand up show. The guy is standing there with a magic lamp(he's a magician/comedian), 3 wishes, and he wished for money... "a penny, crap!" and the he gets crap... "aw, piss!" and he gets piss... he somehow manages to have it all in his hand, so when he says it some brown stoking comes out of his hand, and water out of the lamp...

ok back on topic... 5

07-20-2006, 01:31 PM	#1 (permalink)
sweettreat Posts: n/a	Three Guys There were these three guys. They had been walking for 3 days and were very tired. They found a hotel, rented a room and went to sleep. Then, this old guy comes in out of nowhere, and says there is a magic pool just outside their hotel room. He tells them "Ok, you must jump off the diving board, and yell out what you wanna land in." So the three guys go over to the pool. The first guy, a vegetarian, yells out "Bananas!" and lands in a pool of bananas. The second guy was money hungry and yelled out "Money!" and lands in a pile of money. The third guy jumps, when a bird shits on his head, and he yells "Oh ****!"

07-20-2006, 01:47 PM	#2 (permalink)
MSFixR Science Boy Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Dante's Inferno, Circle 4 Posts: 9,588 My Profile	Groan - 8.

07-20-2006, 06:09 PM	#3 (permalink)
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07-20-2006, 06:10 PM	#4 (permalink)
PW&JRMS_fan Posts: n/a	ewww 5

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MissyO Perennially Disgruntled Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Sydney Posts: 4,201 My Profile	8 - chuckle

07-20-2006, 09:39 PM	#6 (permalink)
Scoobie Posts: n/a	heard it sorry 6

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07-23-2006, 04:40 AM	#8 (permalink)
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07-26-2006, 07:43 AM	#9 (permalink)
Kashie Bunny Gooz Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: dk Posts: 2,062 My Profile	Reminds me of this joke in this Danish stand up show. The guy is standing there with a magic lamp(he's a magician/comedian), 3 wishes, and he wished for money... "a penny, crap!" and the he gets crap... "aw, piss!" and he gets piss... he somehow manages to have it all in his hand, so when he says it some brown stoking comes out of his hand, and water out of the lamp... ok back on topic... 5

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