Adam's Gifts

BlackWolf · 05-25-2006, 12:03 AM

One day The Lord came to Adam to pass on some news. "I've got some good news and some bad news," the Lord said.

Adam looked at the Lord and said, "Well, give me the good news first."

Smiling, the Lord explained, "I've got two new organs for you. One is called a brain. It will allow you to create new things, solve problems, and have intelligent conversations with Eve.

The other is a sex organ. It will give you great physical pleasure and allow you to reproduce your now-intelligent life form and populate this planet. Eve will be very happy that you now have this organ to give her children."

Adam, very excited, exclaimed, "These are great gifts you have given to me. What could possibly be bad news after such great tidings?"

The Lord looked upon Adam and said with great sorrow, "You will never be able to use these two gifts at the same time."

05-25-2006, 01:57 AM

8! A bit predictable but funny nevertheless.

**RebelMan** · 05-25-2006, 03:35 AM

**MSFixR** · 05-25-2006, 06:21 AM

"The Lord looked upon Adam and said with great sorrow, "You will never be able to use these two gifts at the same time."

I beg to differ. There are many women who think men are "sex organ" heads.

8.

**eliza'snumber1fan** · 05-25-2006, 08:05 AM

05-25-2006, 12:03 AM	#1 (permalink)
BlackWolf Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 28,122 My Profile	Adam's Gifts One day The Lord came to Adam to pass on some news. "I've got some good news and some bad news," the Lord said. Adam looked at the Lord and said, "Well, give me the good news first." Smiling, the Lord explained, "I've got two new organs for you. One is called a brain. It will allow you to create new things, solve problems, and have intelligent conversations with Eve. The other is a sex organ. It will give you great physical pleasure and allow you to reproduce your now-intelligent life form and populate this planet. Eve will be very happy that you now have this organ to give her children." Adam, very excited, exclaimed, "These are great gifts you have given to me. What could possibly be bad news after such great tidings?" The Lord looked upon Adam and said with great sorrow, "You will never be able to use these two gifts at the same time."

05-25-2006, 03:35 AM	#3 (permalink)
RebelMan AgEnT oF ChAoS Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: The Web Posts: 10,074 My Profile	10

05-25-2006, 01:57 AM	#2 (permalink)
Lotophagus Posts: n/a	8! A bit predictable but funny nevertheless.

05-25-2006, 06:21 AM	#4 (permalink)
MSFixR Science Boy Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Dante's Inferno, Circle 4 Posts: 9,076 My Profile	"The Lord looked upon Adam and said with great sorrow, "You will never be able to use these two gifts at the same time." I beg to differ. There are many women who think men are "sex organ" heads. 8.

05-25-2006, 08:05 AM	#5 (permalink)
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