I DON"T KNOW

mindycure · 05-19-2006, 10:50 AM

just found these and thought they were cute, hope they haven't been posted.

1. Why does a gynecologist leave the room when the woman gets undressed ?

2. If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth ?

3. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed ?

4. Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling your butt ?

5. Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Bob, and I am an alcoholic' ?

6. Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside ?

7. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer ?

8. Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date ?

9. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat ?

10. Is French kissing in France just called kissing ?

11 Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out' ?

12. What do people in China call their good plates ?

13. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point at their crotch when asking where the bathroom is ?

14. What do you call male ballerinas ?

15. Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker' ?

16. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests ?

17. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from ?

18. Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure ?

19. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup ?

20. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out of the window ?

Charlie5x5 · 05-19-2006, 11:08 AM

heard them all before, but they're good 7

**eliza'snumber1fan** · 05-19-2006, 11:44 AM

**MSFixR** · 05-19-2006, 01:04 PM

These are just a few of the unfathomable mysteries of the universe like when your wife/girlfriend says "fine" does she really mean fine? 8.

**Val** · 05-19-2006, 04:28 PM

Repost mine ...
7.

05-19-2006, 04:56 PM

**RebelMan** · 05-19-2006, 05:07 PM

BlackWolf · 05-19-2006, 11:36 PM

8

I hadn't heard a few before.

05-19-2006, 10:50 AM	#1 (permalink)
mindycure Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Wilmington Posts: 393 My Profile	I DON"T KNOW just found these and thought they were cute, hope they haven't been posted. 1. Why does a gynecologist leave the room when the woman gets undressed ? 2. If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth ? 3. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed ? 4. Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling your butt ? 5. Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Bob, and I am an alcoholic' ? 6. Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside ? 7. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer ? 8. Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date ? 9. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat ? 10. Is French kissing in France just called kissing ? 11 Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out' ? 12. What do people in China call their good plates ? 13. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point at their crotch when asking where the bathroom is ? 14. What do you call male ballerinas ? 15. Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker' ? 16. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests ? 17. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from ? 18. Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure ? 19. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup ? 20. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out of the window ?

05-19-2006, 11:08 AM	#2 (permalink)
Charlie5x5 Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 3,172 My Profile	heard them all before, but they're good 7

05-19-2006, 11:44 AM	#3 (permalink)
eliza'snumber1fan moderator Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Countdown to new york starts now!! Posts: 5,083 My Profile	7

05-19-2006, 01:04 PM	#4 (permalink)
MSFixR Science Boy Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Dante's Inferno, Circle 4 Posts: 9,073 My Profile	These are just a few of the unfathomable mysteries of the universe like when your wife/girlfriend says "fine" does she really mean fine? 8.

05-19-2006, 04:28 PM	#5 (permalink)
Val Gear Heads Moderator Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Brazil Posts: 7,910 My Profile	Repost mine ... 7.

05-19-2006, 04:56 PM	#6 (permalink)
Dark-Faith Posts: n/a	8

05-19-2006, 05:07 PM	#7 (permalink)
RebelMan AgEnT oF ChAoS Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: The Web Posts: 10,071 My Profile	7

05-19-2006, 11:36 PM	#8 (permalink)
BlackWolf Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 28,122 My Profile	8 I hadn't heard a few before.

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