top 5 Signs that your company is planning to lay you off

05-13-2006, 01:07 PM

top 5 Signs that your company is planning to lay you off

5. You frequently overhear the CEO mumbling, "Eeny-Meeny- Miney-You"

4. The guys from the mailroom see you, and their first response is "Oh, are you still here?"

3. The guy from HR keeps asking when can he show your cubicle.

2. Your coworkers keep dropping by and you catch them applying their name to your stapler.

1. They ask you to write a description of your job and send it to them in the form of a job classified ad.

**eliza'snumber1fan** · 05-13-2006, 01:52 PM

haha

8

05-13-2006, 02:07 PM

dammit they cut off the title. it's suppose to be "top 5 Signs that your company is planning to lay you off"

**MSFixR** · 05-13-2006, 04:47 PM

**RebelMan** · 05-13-2006, 04:50 PM

05-13-2006, 06:26 PM

BlackWolf · 05-13-2006, 11:22 PM

9

And I fixed the title.

**Sk8er gurl** · 05-14-2006, 12:21 AM

05-13-2006, 01:07 PM	#1 (permalink)
Jonny Posts: n/a	top 5 Signs that your company is planning to lay you off top 5 Signs that your company is planning to lay you off 5. You frequently overhear the CEO mumbling, "Eeny-Meeny- Miney-You" 4. The guys from the mailroom see you, and their first response is "Oh, are you still here?" 3. The guy from HR keeps asking when can he show your cubicle. 2. Your coworkers keep dropping by and you catch them applying their name to your stapler. 1. They ask you to write a description of your job and send it to them in the form of a job classified ad.

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MSFixR Science Boy Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Dante's Inferno, Circle 4 Posts: 9,575 My Profile	7.

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Jonny Posts: n/a	dammit they cut off the title. it's suppose to be "top 5 Signs that your company is planning to lay you off"

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RebelMan AgEnT oF ChAoS Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: The Web Posts: 10,518 My Profile	8

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BlackWolf Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 28,119 My Profile	9 And I fixed the title.

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